Got called desperate

[QuantumDummy]

Hanging out with this dude for the 2nd time. We took like 8 shots of Jack, his cute cousin and her friend come over. Never met them, but the alcohol got me asking all kinds of questions like hmm.. I don't know.. some social retard that's never been around girls would do. His cousin is 25, cute blonde Italian girl, her friend is a chubby Italian, 28 years old and married. I was asking stupid shit like why are you looking at me like that and just corny stuff... Her friend says why am I acting desperate, just chill.. When I leave, I turn around like an idiot and ask his cousin for her #.. tells me straight faced that's inappropriate and I should ask her cousin.. Fml, never drinking again.

 

[nausea]

sad story

 

[Deleted member 306]

If you were Chad

 

[QuantumDummy]

If you were Chad

They probably both would've blown me and the dude would have no problem with it.

 

[Deleted member 306]

They probably both would've blown me and the dude would have no problem with it.

Obviously. LDAR.

 

[Kointo]

Fucking hell, that's B R U T A L. How did you recover from something like that?

 

[nausea]

if you are ita we shall meet irl, with masks and in the middle of some forest at night

 

[Kointo]

if you are ita we shall meet irl, with masks and in the middle of some forest at night

You finna rape the bitch? Count me in!

 

[Sparrow's Song]

if you are ita we shall meet irl, with masks and in the middle of some forest at night

Mediterraneancels UNITE!

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

lol they call you desperate because you are subhuman, if you were normie looking or chad, they would love the questions u were asking

 

[QuantumDummy]

lol they call you desperate because you are subhuman, if you were normie looking or chad, they would love the questions u were asking

Can't disagree.

 

[dr-problematic]

im sure everyone who is italian in this thread is average looking at worst and just retarded or teenager

 

[St.Tropez]

But you are desperate... arent you?

 

[QuantumDummy]

Fucking hell, that's B R U T A L. How did you recover from something like that?

I was too drunk to give a fuck atm. This dude literally lives in the basement of my house, I stumbled upstairs and fell asleep. Of course now it sucks to have be sober and reminded of the fact that I'm a fucking dork. I even lied about having a couple gfs to those chicks. 

To be fair it could've been way worse. I didn't talk sexually or try to touch them or anything, like a lot of drunk dudes would. But still, my social retardation is even more evident to me now.

 

[Kointo]

I was too drunk to give a fuck atm. This dude literally lives in the basement of my house, I stumbled upstairs and fell asleep. Of course now it sucks to have be sober and reminded of the fact that I'm a fucking dork. I even lied about having a couple gfs to those chicks. 

To be fair it could've been way worse. I didn't talk sexually or tried to touch them or anything, like a lot of drunk dudes would. But still, my social retardation is even more evident to me now.

I don't think your social retardation is all there is to blame. It also has to do with the fact that you're not Chad.

 

[QuantumDummy]

But you are desperate... arent you?

I definitely come off that way when I drink too much alcohol. I didn't even disagree with them, either.

---

I don't think your social retardation is all there is to blame. It also has to do with the fact that you're not Chad.

I'm below average-looking, so that paired with being socially retarded is a death sentence.

---

im sure everyone who is italian in this thread is average looking at worst and just retarded or teenager

I'm half Italian and below average-looking.

 

[IronMike]

damn bro. dont let this keep you down, keep trucking

 

[QuantumDummy]

damn bro. dont let this keep you down, keep trucking

I will, thanks man.

 

[jagged0]

O V E R!

 

[Kointo]

O V E R!

R     O      P      E   !

Ǹ̴̪̫̲̹̆͋͛͗̃̄͊̀̀͛̀̎̓̕O̸̡̞͓̟̞̱̺̳̹͊̈́̂̆̈́̄̚ ̶̞͝H̵̡̡̩̼̳̫̙̹͓̮̮͎̀͌̆̄̈͒̚O̵̧͔̯̤͒̂̾̐̓̃̀̿̑͐̑̃̃̓P̸̭͇̪̦̠̭͍͑̉̐̀͗̕͜E̷͙̗̘͕̱͉͑̅͐̈́͋́̊̀͆̐͘ͅ ̵̺̪͇̳͓̰̭̑̒̆͒͂̆͆͛̕͜͠B̷̻̩̤͚̤̭͔̰̪̦͖̖̦̫͊͐̑̎̿̿̀̇̈́̓̓̅Ų̷͚̟͓̪́̋͘͜Ţ̷̡̢͚̹͇͚̰̙̠̌͒̒̒̌͑͗̈́̈̈̆̕̕͝͝ ̷̣͓̒T̵̡̖̭̮͖̱̪͕̞͎͒͊̓̀̈́̒͘͝H̶̼̮͚͔̤͔̗̞̤̯͓̞͇̍̔̌̒͌̉́̀͌̒͝ͅÉ̷͎̪̞͍̳̠̰̞̔͛̄̏̒͗͋̿͝ͅ ̶̠̱̊́͆͂̀̋̓͑R̴̘̼̙̳̻̔̈͌̾Ǫ̶̢̢̨͚͇̣̖̜̪̝̀́̈́͆̋͌̾̃̽̕P̸̛̹̭̣̬̝̲̅́̑͊̊̽̊̄͐̾̉͆E̷̟̞̦̓̃̓̀͜͝

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!1!!!!1111

 

[jagged0]

R     O      P      E   !

Ǹ̴̪̫̲̹̆͋͛͗̃̄͊̀̀͛̀̎̓̕O̸̡̞͓̟̞̱̺̳̹͊̈́̂̆̈́̄̚ ̶̞͝H̵̡̡̩̼̳̫̙̹͓̮̮͎̀͌̆̄̈͒̚O̵̧͔̯̤͒̂̾̐̓̃̀̿̑͐̑̃̃̓P̸̭͇̪̦̠̭͍͑̉̐̀͗̕͜E̷͙̗̘͕̱͉͑̅͐̈́͋́̊̀͆̐͘ͅ ̵̺̪͇̳͓̰̭̑̒̆͒͂̆͆͛̕͜͠B̷̻̩̤͚̤̭͔̰̪̦͖̖̦̫͊͐̑̎̿̿̀̇̈́̓̓̅Ų̷͚̟͓̪́̋͘͜Ţ̷̡̢͚̹͇͚̰̙̠̌͒̒̒̌͑͗̈́̈̈̆̕̕͝͝ ̷̣͓̒T̵̡̖̭̮͖̱̪͕̞͎͒͊̓̀̈́̒͘͝H̶̼̮͚͔̤͔̗̞̤̯͓̞͇̍̔̌̒͌̉́̀͌̒͝ͅÉ̷͎̪̞͍̳̠̰̞̔͛̄̏̒͗͋̿͝ͅ ̶̠̱̊́͆͂̀̋̓͑R̴̘̼̙̳̻̔̈͌̾Ǫ̶̢̢̨͚͇̣̖̜̪̝̀́̈́͆̋͌̾̃̽̕P̸̛̹̭̣̬̝̲̅́̑͊̊̽̊̄͐̾̉͆E̷̟̞̦̓̃̓̀͜͝

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!1!!!!1111

This!

 

[Kointo]

This!

Exactly brother!

 

[jagged0]

Exactly brother!

CHAD OR DIEEEEEE!

 

[Kointo]

CHAD OR DIEEEEEE!

AAAHHHHHHH111111

ROPE1!1!1!1!11111111



I̶̹̱͉͐̈́̒̈͂̏͑̅͌͗̍͠ ̶̺̀̒̇̓̎͗̓́̎̑͐̋͘̕W̵̥͕͈̮̱͇̥͛̑I̵̡̧̢̖͚̲̗͑ͅS̷̢̠̆̋̈́͛̃̀̑Ȟ̴̡̡̢̧̬̟̲̬̙̲̪̯̠̘̝̊͌̽̊̈́͗͊̕͘ ̵̬͙̜͖̟͉̘̹̗̔ͅF̴̡̣͉̝͇̬̫̯̤͓̦̝͑͂͝Ò̷̼̬͓̦̲̂̑̌̌̒́̈́̐̑̽R̵̗̯͈͒̀͝ ̵̗̥̳̰͌͠Ṫ̵̨͖̖̥̬͇͍͎̱̮̪̞̆̍̂̎̑́̔͂̕͜͝͝H̵̡̝͈̣͈͙̝̞͙̹̝̮́́̊͑͂̄̇̚͠E̵̠̖͕̟͙̟͔̓̑̃̏̕ ̸̛̤̝̹̉̍̎̆Ę̵̣͉̗̮̫͇͝X̸̡̡̡̡̛̼̻͓͈͎̬͇̩̗̏́̀̑̔̽͘͜T̵̡̤̲͙͍̗͉̟̳̜̻̠͎͖̬͂͋̓̎̃̏̌̏̎̏̍̅͝Į̷̜̤͉͎̗̪̗́̋̀͑͠ͅN̸̥͕̞̑̍̾̋͐̉̈́̍͗̊́̐͘͝͠Ç̶̫̱͕̟̑̾̒̃̿̾̓̽̊͛̄͝ͅT̷͕̰̜͔͍̺̫̰͍̮̗̿̊̂̐̋͘I̸̱̘̱͚͌̍̐͌̊̋͊̒̾͝Ơ̵͎̅͛́̐̎̔͑͒N̶̯̠̱̼̜̮̦̘͙̓͂̀͑̾͝ͅ ̶̨̤̭̙̞̜̈́̿̍̀̇̓̔̃̈́O̷̱͎͋F̸̢̘̯̣̹͙͈̟͍̈́̄̔͝ ̵̳̝̰̖̜̀̅̈́́̈́̈́͂̄̇͝À̵̹͉͐͂̐̾L̷̨̥̝̤̘̤̬͕̤̭̳̥͉͔̀̀L̸̡͈̦̻̖̫̠̠̙͎̪͖̠͍̯͑̓̔̃̈̽̀̒͆̄́̑̚͝͝ ̷̢̛͉̥̫̳̰̤̏́̓̂̎͜͠ͅĻ̵̧̜̪̟͚̼̫̘̂͆̾Į̷̥̜̭̬̻̼̱͎̫̞̉̄̈́F̶̢̢̛̛͎̪̣̠͔͓̣̬͕̳̙̟͒̈́̀͑͐̃̂̒͗̕͜E̴̡̛̬̦̼̜̹͖̫̼̠͈̗̤͖̳̿̏

 

[Themisterpepsi]

Just LDAR for now on

 

[Kointo]

Just LDAR for now on

LDAR is the best and only way besides rope.

 

[Themisterpepsi]

LDAR is the best and only way besides rope.

You finally hit the legend status?

Congrats.

 

[jagged0]

AAAHHHHHHH111111

ROPE1!1!1!1!11111111



I̶̹̱͉͐̈́̒̈͂̏͑̅͌͗̍͠ ̶̺̀̒̇̓̎͗̓́̎̑͐̋͘̕W̵̥͕͈̮̱͇̥͛̑I̵̡̧̢̖͚̲̗͑ͅS̷̢̠̆̋̈́͛̃̀̑Ȟ̴̡̡̢̧̬̟̲̬̙̲̪̯̠̘̝̊͌̽̊̈́͗͊̕͘ ̵̬͙̜͖̟͉̘̹̗̔ͅF̴̡̣͉̝͇̬̫̯̤͓̦̝͑͂͝Ò̷̼̬͓̦̲̂̑̌̌̒́̈́̐̑̽R̵̗̯͈͒̀͝ ̵̗̥̳̰͌͠Ṫ̵̨͖̖̥̬͇͍͎̱̮̪̞̆̍̂̎̑́̔͂̕͜͝͝H̵̡̝͈̣͈͙̝̞͙̹̝̮́́̊͑͂̄̇̚͠E̵̠̖͕̟͙̟͔̓̑̃̏̕ ̸̛̤̝̹̉̍̎̆Ę̵̣͉̗̮̫͇͝X̸̡̡̡̡̛̼̻͓͈͎̬͇̩̗̏́̀̑̔̽͘͜T̵̡̤̲͙͍̗͉̟̳̜̻̠͎͖̬͂͋̓̎̃̏̌̏̎̏̍̅͝Į̷̜̤͉͎̗̪̗́̋̀͑͠ͅN̸̥͕̞̑̍̾̋͐̉̈́̍͗̊́̐͘͝͠Ç̶̫̱͕̟̑̾̒̃̿̾̓̽̊͛̄͝ͅT̷͕̰̜͔͍̺̫̰͍̮̗̿̊̂̐̋͘I̸̱̘̱͚͌̍̐͌̊̋͊̒̾͝Ơ̵͎̅͛́̐̎̔͑͒N̶̯̠̱̼̜̮̦̘͙̓͂̀͑̾͝ͅ ̶̨̤̭̙̞̜̈́̿̍̀̇̓̔̃̈́O̷̱͎͋F̸̢̘̯̣̹͙͈̟͍̈́̄̔͝ ̵̳̝̰̖̜̀̅̈́́̈́̈́͂̄̇͝À̵̹͉͐͂̐̾L̷̨̥̝̤̘̤̬͕̤̭̳̥͉͔̀̀L̸̡͈̦̻̖̫̠̠̙͎̪͖̠͍̯͑̓̔̃̈̽̀̒͆̄́̑̚͝͝ ̷̢̛͉̥̫̳̰̤̏́̓̂̎͜͠ͅĻ̵̧̜̪̟͚̼̫̘̂͆̾Į̷̥̜̭̬̻̼̱͎̫̞̉̄̈́F̶̢̢̛̛͎̪̣̠͔͓̣̬͕̳̙̟͒̈́̀͑͐̃̂̒͗̕͜E̴̡̛̬̦̼̜̹͖̫̼̠͈̗̤͖̳̿̏

ONLY COPE IS ROPE!!!!!

 

[Kointo]

You finally hit the legend status?

Congrats.

Oh thanks. I've been enjoying my time here for the past couple of weeks. Nice sig btw

 

[oilonthe-Rose]

Nothing is appropriate when you are a sub 8 male.

 

[QuantumDummy]

Nothing is appropriate when you are a sub 8 male.

His cousin was really cute, too, and had a good body. She had those type of eyes.. like she just looked at me and I was filled with lust.. I wanted to fuck her right there and then. Too bad I'm not good-looking enough for most women. I can only imagine living life as a man that gets women whenever he wants.. Heaven.

---

This!

I'd never kill myself.

 

[jagged0]

His cousin was really cute, too, and had a good body. She had those type of eyes.. like she just looked at me and I was filled with lust.. I wanted to fuck her right there and then. Too bad I'm not good-looking enough for most women. I can only imagine living life as a man that gets women whenever he wants.. Heaven.

---

I'd never kill myself.

---

Just end it and run reincarnation game bro 00000000.1% chance of becoming chad.

 

[Kointo]

Just end it and run reincarnation game bro 00000000.1% chance of becoming chad.

I think you mean  .00000001%, not 00000000.1%. Nigga

 

[QuantumDummy]

Just end it and run reincarnation game bro 00000000.1% chance of becoming chad.

Not as if I'd remember my past life if reincarnation was even a thing.

 

[NutNotBusted]

Seriously, if you are italian just rope already.

In Italy girls are ugly and are hypergamous as fuck, no hope to find a gf.

If you can't move out just kill yourself. You will not find anything better unless you are a Tommy (Italian Chad)

 

[QuantumDummy]

Seriously, if you are italian just rope already.

In Italy girls are ugly and are hypergamous as fuck, no hope to find a gf.

If you can't move out just kill yourself. You will not find anything better unless you are a Tommy (Italian Chad)

I live in the U.S.

 

[Zyros]

lol they call you desperate because you are subhuman, if you were normie looking or chad, they would love the questions u were asking

This, thesr kind of shutdowns like overreacting are fucking brutal.