StSausageCel
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There's this 5/10 foid that lives in my neighborhood that I see around regularly. Of course I've never talked to her, but I've seen her a lot.
Well recently, I saw her walking by with her foid friends while we were playing football. I was by the sidelines and I caught her staring directly at me. This was the first time she had ever noticed me. After they walked past, they started talking and giggling while looking back.
It's all I've been thinking about for the past week. JFL, I thought someone might actually be interested in my subhuman self. I had already had visions of how we'd look as a couple, how I'd live out my fantasy with her.
Then today, she posted something that my normie friend showed me. It was a video of her laying on some bearded guys Lap in his car. Turns out it's her boyfriend.
Why did I think she was checking me out? I don't know. I think the LDAR lifestyle might be rotting my brain, because in hindsight, it appears they were probably looking at my alien skull (which I've been made fun of for my whole life). My brain rationalised them staring/giggling as an IOI, because I read so many "how many obvious signs have you missed?" threads on Reddit.
Don't know how much longer I can handle these periods of false hope I always get.
Well recently, I saw her walking by with her foid friends while we were playing football. I was by the sidelines and I caught her staring directly at me. This was the first time she had ever noticed me. After they walked past, they started talking and giggling while looking back.
It's all I've been thinking about for the past week. JFL, I thought someone might actually be interested in my subhuman self. I had already had visions of how we'd look as a couple, how I'd live out my fantasy with her.
Then today, she posted something that my normie friend showed me. It was a video of her laying on some bearded guys Lap in his car. Turns out it's her boyfriend.
Why did I think she was checking me out? I don't know. I think the LDAR lifestyle might be rotting my brain, because in hindsight, it appears they were probably looking at my alien skull (which I've been made fun of for my whole life). My brain rationalised them staring/giggling as an IOI, because I read so many "how many obvious signs have you missed?" threads on Reddit.
Don't know how much longer I can handle these periods of false hope I always get.