Experiment Going to Pay a Fake Girlfriend To Meet my Parents

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

I'm paying this Stacy a ton of money to meet my parents, 500 dollars to be specific. Two months before Christmas I will tell my parents i got a girlfriend, then Christmas I'll get a drive home from a friend, on the way home we'll pick her up (she lives a mile from my house and went to my HS) and drive home. There i will tell my parents she's from the college i attend and have an entire fake evening. She won't want to stay at my house so I'll tell my parents we are going out "partying" with highschool year 11 friends and i will drop her off at her house, stay at my friends, and get driven off back to college. Two months later after telling fake stories of us together I will tell my parents we broke up and privately tell my dad (knowing he will secretly tell my mom) that the reason we broke up is because she caught me with another girl.

 

[Mickeyonacid]

Why?

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

Why?

Validation. Forgot to mention my entire family, all my cousins are coming up for Christmas. I'll get so much validation

 

[SadRealistcel]

good deal but don't get trapped into betabux

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

good deal but don't get trapped into betabux

I think it's worth it for a fake four month relationship that my parents will then never again think im an incel.

 

[Mickeyonacid]

Validation. Forgot to mention my entire family, all my cousins are coming up for Christmas. I'll get so much validation

You've said before you're rich:
Why not use the money for surgeries?
Why not use the money for escorts?

 

[SadRealistcel]

I think it's worth it for a fake four month relationship that my parents will then never again think im an incel.

ye good luck

 

[RopeShow]

Don't give Stacy your money bro...

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

You've said before you're rich:
Why not use the money for surgeries?
Why not use the money for escorts?

First off im not really rich. My parents who are rich just give me money whenever i need it. I'm not like a young millionaire type. They would think im an even bigger loser if i spent it surgeries

And escorts are illegal and there's no where to get them and they don't kiss you anyways so it would be super fake.

 

[San Salvador]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PATHETIC!!!

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU PAY A WOMAN 500 DOLLARS FOR THIS KIND OF THING?!!!
YOU ARE A CUCK AND YOU GENUINELY OUGHT TO HANG YOURSELF!!!

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PATHETIC!!!

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU PAY A WOMAN 500 DOLLARS FOR THIS KIND OF THING?!!!
YOU ARE A CUCK AND YOU GENUINELY OUGHT TO HANG YOURSELF!!!

I honestly thought it wouldn't be enough. I texted her saying "hey would you meet my parents as a fake gf for 500 bucks" i honestly was worried i'd had to offer a thousand.

 

[San Salvador]

First off im not really rich. My parents who are rich just give me money whenever i need it. I'm not like a young millionaire type. They would think im an even bigger loser if i spent it surgeries

And escorts are illegal and there's no where to get them and they don't kiss you anyways so it would be super fake.

HAHAHAHAHA, ON TOP OF IT ALL, YOU ARE WASTING YOUR PARENTS' MONEY!!!
YOU'RE A FUCKING DISGRACE!!!

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

You've said before you're rich:
Why not use the money for surgeries?
Why not use the money for escorts?

I am really at a point, where I think he is larping. I always defended him against those accusations but he seems to comply with every fucking cliché possible.

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

I am really at a point, where I think he is larping. I always defended him against those accusations but he seems to comply with every fucking cliché possible.

What cliche?

HAHAHAHAHA, ON TOP OF IT ALL, YOU ARE WASTING YOUR PARENTS' MONEY!!!
YOU'RE A FUCKING DISGRACE!!!

My parents would have wasted it travelling or on overpriced wine if they didn't give it to me.

 

[Mickeyonacid]

I am really at a point, where I think he is larping. I always defended him against those accusations but he seems to comply with every fucking cliché possible.

It's obvious he's larping, just look at his post history
it's like he's not even trying, especially with that low effort username

 

[TheHumanFactor]

I hate how this world is so sex centered and we have to pay to get people'es repsect because of our subhumanity

 

[takERisks]

HAHAHAHAHA, ON TOP OF IT ALL, YOU ARE WASTING YOUR PARENTS' MONEY!!!
YOU'RE A FUCKING DISGRACE!!!

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

It's obvious he's larping, just look at his post history
it's like he's not even trying, especially with that low effort username

You are a terrible troll. I will literally record some of this when it happens although it won't be till Christmas and show my parents reactions.

I thought i was quite clever to be honest for thinking of this.

 

[Mickeyonacid]

You are a terrible troll. I will literally record some of this when it happens although it won't be till Christmas and show my parents reactions.


I thought i was quite clever to be honest for thinking of this.

If you really do record this interaction (A bonus if your face is caught on video), I'll be glad to apologize for accusing you.

 

[stuttercel]

Why do you need validation? Why do you care about Normies so much?

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

What cliche?

v

It's obvious he's larping, just look at his post history
it's like he's not even trying, especially with that low effort username

Maybe just low IQ or pubertyemocel though.

Thougt about HGH and stuff if true?

 

[CopingGymcel]

http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Kanojo-Okarishimasu

I am reading a manga about that same scenario. Give it a read if you're interested in doing that.

 

[San Salvador]

LMAO, the dipshit deleted his posts.
If you're reading this, @FoidsDeserveCancer , you deserve no respect.

 

[Crustaciouse]

Where the hell did you even meet this girl to do this for You?

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

Where the hell did you even meet this girl to do this for You?

Highschool, she's going into year 12 as im going into college

LMAO, the dipshit deleted his posts.
If you're reading this, @FoidsDeserveCancer , you deserve no respect.

I never deleted my post

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

You are a terrible troll. I will literally record some of this when it happens although it won't be till Christmas and show my parents reactions.


I thought i was quite clever to be honest for thinking of this.

It's like the standard low EQ dork move. Hurrudurr hurrdurr but muh romantic comedy. There it works.

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

v


Maybe just low IQ or pubertyemocel though.

Thougt about HGH and stuff if true?

I'm not EMO and i am very high IQ actually

If you really do record this interaction (A bonus if your face is caught on video), I'll be glad to apologize for accusing you.

I will never show my face but will the interaction

It's like the standard low EQ dork move. Hurrudurr hurrdurr but muh romantic comedy. There it works.

Standard? I invented this idea as far as i can see. I searched it up before and no where does it seem to happen anywhere else.

Why do you need validation? Why do you care about Normies so much?

Jordan Peterson said rising in the social hierarchy is all that really matters in terms of happiness.

 

[Existentialcel]

Try hard edge lord

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

I'm not EMO and i am very high IQ actually
Standard? I invented this idea as far as i can see. I searched it up before and no where does it seem to happen anywhere else..

Sorry, but idk. Maybe it's my autism or sth. I can't go on anymore. Would be nice if other people could state their opinion.

I don't want to bully you.

Are you diagnosed with something? Was your IQ tested from a psychologist?

 

[Copecell]

I don't see the value in having your parents and cousins see your "gf"?

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

Sorry, but idk. Maybe it's my autism or sth. I can't go on anymore. Would be nice if other people could state their opinion.

I don't want to bully you.

Are you diagnosed with something? Was your IQ tested from a psychologist?

Never been IQ tested but everyone always says im really smart plus both my parents are investment bankers so i got that intelligence gene. I have been diagnosed with asperger's.

I don't see the value in having your parents and cousins see your "gf"?

After years of calling me a weirdo and a freak they will have to think im at least a high-tier normie/chadlite in their eyes.

 

[VisVoi]

I'd call you a cuck but then again, you do have a good reason for paying her.

Maybe get a prostitute and pay her to meet your parents then let you fuck her in their house.

Make sure she doesn't look like a prostitute (well, no more than the average woman does these days).

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

I'd call you a cuck but then again, you do have a good reason for paying her.

Maybe get a prostitute and pay her to meet your parents then let you fuck her in their house.

Make sure she doesn't look like a prostitute (well, no more than the average woman does these days).

That's illegal and there is no where to get prostitutes.

 

[VisVoi]

That's illegal and there is no where to get prostitutes.

Americel? Shit out of luck I suppose, you could still offer the girl an extra hundred to make sex noises so that your parents think you are fucking her.

 

[AmeriCel64]

I'm paying this Stacy a ton of money to meet my parents, 500 dollars

Watch her take the money and tell your parents the truth afterwards. Not a good idea, man.

 

[UBERCEL]

It's obvious he's larping, just look at his post history
it's like he's not even trying, especially with that low effort username

You got to admit he is funny tho

I'm paying this Stacy a ton of money to meet my parents, 500 dollars to be specific. Two months before Christmas I will tell my parents i got a girlfriend, then Christmas I'll get a drive home from a friend, on the way home we'll pick her up (she lives a mile from my house and went to my HS) and drive home. There i will tell my parents she's from the college i attend and have an entire fake evening. She won't want to stay at my house so I'll tell my parents we are going out "partying" with highschool year 11 friends and i will drop her off at her house, stay at my friends, and get driven off back to college. Two months later after telling fake stories of us together I will tell my parents we broke up and privately tell my dad (knowing he will secretly tell my mom) that the reason we broke up is because she caught me with another girl.

OP, try to have sex with the whore. Maybe she will feel good once you get to the bedroom

 

[KaijuKid]

Low IQ cuck

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Never been IQ tested but everyone always says im really smart plus both my parents are investment bankers so i got that intelligence gene. I have been diagnosed with asperger's.

After years of calling me a weirdo and a freak they will have to think im at least a high-tier normie/chadlite in their eyes.

Expected something like that.

I don't want to waste my time on a potential LARP. Let's just say. I can imagine dozen of ways this plan could backfire and negatively affect your "status" forever and I already saw it happen elsewhere.

I mean do you expect your relatives (if they don't smell a rat anyway and just play along) to somehow spread the word and attract females or is this just some quality of life measure?

I feel like you did not absorb the black pill to the fullest as well. Chances are you won't change anything anyway even if your plan works out. The best approach to argue strength and with long-term effect as well would be to be honest about yourself and take the painful way of surgerymaxxing and gymceling. But first get some real ratings and advice on what to improve exactly. @FACEandLMS @Bagelcel

But then again 500 bucks is probably peanuts for you especially in comparison to surgery, so why not, but be prepared to fuck up big time.

 

[acnescarcel]

 

[Mickeyonacid]

You got to admit he is funny tho

Agreed, his entire account is kekfuel

 

[Gremlincel]

This is pathetic.

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

How is she ?

 

[Kirito3]

How is this guy not b& yet?

 

[Indari]

What cliche?



My parents would have wasted it travelling or on overpriced wine if they didn't give it to me.

tell your bitch ass parents to give you money so you can rot comfortably

 

[Ninrod]

It makes some sense. The guy gains times to ascend.

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

Expected something like that.

I don't want to waste my time on a potential LARP. Let's just say. I can imagine dozen of ways this plan could backfire and negatively affect your "status" forever and I already saw it happen elsewhere.

I mean do you expect your relatives (if they don't smell a rat anyway and just play along) to somehow spread the word and attract females or is this just some quality of life measure?

I feel like you did not absorb the black pill to the fullest as well. Chances are you won't change anything anyway even if your plan works out. The best approach to argue strength and with long-term effect as well would be to be honest about yourself and take the painful way of surgerymaxxing and gymceling. But first get some real ratings and advice on what to improve exactly. @FACEandLMS @Bagelcel

But then again 500 bucks is probably peanuts for you especially in comparison to surgery, so why not, but be prepared to fuck up big time.

I just want my family to accept me as one of the normal people instead of "that weird guy" like my other incel cousin

Low IQ cuck

You are low IQ

This is pathetic.

Well yeah im an incel

How is she ?

how is who?

Americel? Shit out of luck I suppose, you could still offer the girl an extra hundred to make sex noises so that your parents think you are fucking her.

LMAO

You're a soyboy

 

[ElfCake]

They will all be asking “how the fuck is thischick dating our son?”. If this fails you will look like the biggest aspie loser ever. Better just be a normal incel then being a delusional one.

 

[UndercovrNormie]

You deserve to be an incel.

 

[Anger]

God you are pathetic

 

[Deleted member 5861]

obvious troll user. Ban him