Give me a nasty reason to stand up a femoid

[Deleted member 17811]

I'll be standing up several roasties over the coming days. Give me some reasons on why I did this. You know, replies that I will text to the femoids when they ask where I am...

Example: it was all a joke. I don't date landwhales.

Get creative with the replies (I'll choose the best two) and you'll get some nice narcissistic entertainment in the form of toasty roasty screenshots this week

 

[BrettyBoy]

I like seeing females with overly high and ridiculous standards get chad fished.

 

[Deleted member 17599]

"Did you seriously think I would date you? Lol, you should go and kill yourself. Seriously, do it, you're are just so fucking pathetic"

 

[jerrycan dan]

explaining it gives more power to them
force them to wonder why it happened

 

[Vermilioncore]

"You're too ugly lol. You have a good personality though!"

 

[Braincel14w]

Tell them they are not tall enough. I only date over 6'.

Tell them they don't earn enough money.

Tell them they're too fat no matter how skinny they are.

Tell them they look like they smell bad.

 

[owly]

I am dating a virgin

 

[Blacktarpill]

"Did you seriously think I would date you? Lol, you should go and kill yourself. Seriously, do it, you're are just so fucking pathetic"

Thats too direct. They wouldnt give a fuck. OP try saying things like, ''oh, but i view you as my sister''. I think thats pretty brutal

 

[Deleted member 17811]

Tell them they are not tall enough. I only date over 6'.

I'll do that one

 

[Braincel14w]

You've had too much dick already.

I am dating a virgin

 

[Hate_my_life]

Tell them they are not tall enough. I only date over 6'.

Should be the exact opposite.

Foids are insecure about being tall.

 

[littlemanhikicel]

"I'm sorry I'm not zoophilic"
"You really think you're in my league?"

 

[mybodyisrotting]

"Sorry, I went fishing with my friend Chad" and when she replies with confusion, say "I'd rather catch something fresh than eat a spoiled clam"

 

[Deleted member 6214]

"You really think you're in my league?"

 

[Deleted member 16390]

get a foid picture with massive amount fake ups , false lashes, extensions etc... and show them that this is the type you are attracted to... This will cause them to further destroy themselves with more fake ups poisons to keep up with the Joneses.

 

[zangano1]

tell them they are subhuman garbage

 

[Mik_TFL]

Tell them you found a better looking date

 

[Mainländer]

You're disencouraging online dating.