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Serious Getting rid of facial bloat?

Rice Cel

Rice Cel

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Does anyone have a surefire way to get rid of facial bloat? Preferably a way that many of us might not know of. I know the most widely known way is to simply lose weight. But besides that, is there maybe something you can add to your diet?

Oh and I'm sure @Zyros would know something about this. I've seen your before pics and that was some god awful facial bloat
 
Yeah man, how the fuck do you even get a hollow cheeks face?
 
Talk to @Zyros
 
shoot yourself in the face with a hollow tip
 
Yeah man, how the fuck do you even get a hollow cheeks face?
That nigga turned a horribly fat face into some super lean model looking shit. I need to know the secret
 
That nigga turned a horribly fat face into some super lean model looking shit. I need to know the secret
He probably already had a wide jawline though and a good chin + high cheekbones and just needed to remove the fat from his face to achieve the look.
 
Some people get lypo suction in their neck, so you could probably do the same with cheeks. But some people just have fat heads no matter how slim they are.

Like MMA fighter BJ Penn.
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But if you wait long enough your skin will thin out, lose elasticity, and then you face will look thin and hollow and haggard.
 
face lifts, dropping to like 8% body fat, crystal meth.
 
- Fasting.
- Drink more water.
- Avoid high carb foods/junk-food.
- Exercise.
 
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- Fasting.
- Avoid high carb foods/junk-food.
- Exercise.
This ^
Also cut down on the salt since salt binds the water. Just by cutting out a lot of carbohydrates you will see a huge change in a short time. That is also why many people "mainly girls" Often says I just lost 5 lbs in half a week or some shit like that because they didn´t lose 5lbs of pure fat but the water after cutting down on carbs
No shortcuts huh :kys:
Yes there are drugs you can use, like Arimidex (anastrozol) it´s used in bodybuilding on a cycle to prevent gynecomastia and bloat. But I am not sure how much it would help on the bloat to be honest.
 
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Buccal fat removal and neck liposuction.
 
Low body fat, low sodium diet, buccal fat removal. Why does it matter as an Incel?
 
lots of potassium, no sodium.

zyros chugs beers or something and he's pretty sculpted
 
Making your face a little thinner won't get you out of inceldom.
 
watching this thread. i also need to know
 
watching this thread. i also need to know
We've already got he widely known stuff. Then we got potassium. I'm thinking some vitamins would also help? Where is @Zyros when you need him smh
 
We've already got he widely known stuff. Then we got potassium. I'm thinking some vitamins would also help? Where is @Zyros when you need him smh

atm im just losing weight overall to reduce bloat.
 
atm im just losing weight overall to reduce bloat.
Guess it's time to start saving up for dat dere buccal fat removal for us lazycels
 
Guess it's time to start saving up for dat dere buccal fat removal for us lazycels

too expensive. ill do it the old fashioned way by losing weight and gymcelling. much more rewarding too.
 
too expensive. ill do it the old fashioned way by losing weight and gymcelling. much more rewarding too.
I might try keto diet at some point too but the problem is carbs taste good
 
People keep saying buccal fat removal like it does anything. I’ve seen countless pics and it only produces a difference when the person has the appropriate bone structure.

Chances are, the problem lies on your bones

1. Your hyoid bone’s degree of verticality either accentuates or ruins the prominance of your jawline, which will look like it continues onto your neck w/o any definition to it. There are surgeries for sleep apnea that specifically alter its position to open up your airway and also neck lift surgeries which suspend your hyoid higher and tighter to give your jawline more definition.

2. If your zygoma is flat, set low and narrow then your midface will bloat as it lacks the bones to give definition to the soft tissue. Even if you lose weight, you won’t have an ideal ogee curve and you will likely look like a potato. Implants are one option; if you’re really serious and/or insane, you could get a Quadrangular Lefort I to push your entire midface laterally which will solve the underlying issue.
 
People keep saying buccal fat removal like it does anything. I’ve seen countless pics and it only produces a difference when the person has the appropriate bone structure.

Chances are, the problem lies on your bones

1. Your hyoid bone’s degree of verticality either accentuates or ruins the prominance of your jawline, which will look like it continues onto your neck w/o any definition to it. There are surgeries for sleep apnea that specifically alter its position to open up your airway and also neck lift surgeries which suspend your hyoid higher and tighter to give your jawline more definition.

2. If your zygoma is flat, set low and narrow then your midface will bloat as it lacks the bones to give definition to the soft tissue. Even if you lose weight, you won’t have an ideal ogee curve and you will likely look like a potato. Implants are one option; if you’re really serious and/or insane, you could get a Quadrangular Lefort I to push your entire midface laterally which will solve the underlying issue.
Well then time to start saving up... I'm willing to take big risks to escape inceldom and finally have revenge on roasties
 
Tried losing fat, but still no face change. I think that's the last place fat will go for me so that stinks.
 

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