PM_ME_STRIPPERS said:
y did u have to get this assessment tho?
i've told the story before but I'll just recap it once more here
>be autistic subhuman starting uni
>excited to turn my life around 360 degrees and start making friends and being a normie
>making joke to suitemates next door on first days of semester "i'm gonna come in your pillows at night"
>sounds autistic as fuck but they laugh at it
>they have whiteboard on their door where they draw pictures and whatnot, write "no masturbation zone Indari" and picture of kleenex and lotion crossed out
>2 cops come to my room in the middle of the day a month in to the semester to ask me about stuff i've said because they said they've gotten "multiple reports from students"
>I make edgy and suicidal jokes barely masked as such but I've been careful not to say it to the wrong people, im not that autistic. none of the people I talk to seem uncomfortable with it so I have no idea who reported me let alone multiple people
>they also ask me why I have a picture of ER for a profile I use for an app that lets you choose music in dining halls. have no idea how they linked it to me. the only people I told about it definitely didn't report me or else they are incredibly 2 faced
>while one cop is talking to me I hear other cop next door asking one of the suitemates next door if they know if I have any weapons. they leave with just telling me to be careful what I say
>weeks later I notice added to the whiteboard on suitemate's door "no death threats, no masturbation, just no Indari"
>I figure it is just an insensitive joke but still a bit pissed
>write reply on sticky note "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL MY NAME (namecel) YOU SCUMFUCK TRASHPILE OF MENTAL DICKFACE!!!" and stick it to their door
>I see them both read it
>not satisfied with that so when I see them both in their room I talk to them
>not trying to be confrontational I approach it lighthearted "no masturbation? no death threats huh? well im gonna kill you and cum in your pillows. im gonna impregnate your bedsheets"
>guy who was writing all the stuff on the board doesn't react at all, he is used to my autism. he doesn't even look up
>other guy, norman mcnormalstein, skinny, white, overwatch raging faggot has a sort of scared look but I don't think much of it.
>a few hours later hear loud ass knocking and I don't realize it's coming from my door for a while
>look through peephole and see cop
>can't believe he actually fucking took that seriously
>open door and see cop and 2 of my RAs in hall
>cop yells at me asking me if I threatened to kill someone, trying to intimidate me by getting in my face and threatening to arrest me
>over next few days have to talk to multiple people from the university about it and have to take violence risk assessment from psychiatrist
>shortly after I give up from buildup of school stress and being miserable every day and drop out
>granted medical withdrawal so I get money back
This situation is just so me in how I am uniquely fucked by it. Fuck that piece of shit that reported me. Anyone could report someone saying something that could possibly be interpreted as threatening and cause trouble for them. I told a bunch of people about it because I was so butthurt about it all. Most didn't seem to get it. Some found it hilarious. This would only happen to me. And when I go back I have to pay $25 to go to this "community guidelines" seminar thing. So I get no vindication. I have no idea what it going to be like but if I get the chance I am going to give them hell and record it. no cucking out. fuck them.
