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KingOfRome
Buff Auschwitz Escapee
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A complete lack of affection in my life is affecting me in strange (negative) ways I can't quite put my finger on. Since I'm a 2-3/10, no girl will ever give me any, so I'm getting a kitten or two to give it to me instead. An old lady downstairs let her two cats outside. They approached me and let me pet them. They were more affectionate with me than they were with her, their owner. Nostalgia hit me like a train. I won't reveal my power level too much, but let's just say my last experience with small animals was an extended stay with a pair of chihuahuas, a breed of dog I believe would be better suited for target practice at a shooting range than for domestic companionship. It turned me off from having pets for a while. But now, I think I can handle a pair of cats. Hopefully, it'll make the pain go away.
Let me clarify that I'm not having sex with the cats. Masturbation is fine.
Let me clarify that I'm not having sex with the cats. Masturbation is fine.