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>wins $50m lottery
>instantly leaves work without even saying a word

I bet this guy probably watched shows about NEETS on TV and said the exact thing i posted in the title of the thread


“I was just at work and heard that the division one prize had not been claimed," he said.
“So I got my ticket and googled the numbers and saw that I had all of the winning numbers,” the man explained.
“I still wasn’t sure I’d won, so I called my daughter and asked her to check the numbers and she said to me ‘oh my god dad, I think you’ve won!’”
“As soon as she said that I just walked out from work. I didn’t say anything. I was just thinking ‘oh my god’."
 
Give it time.
Either someone will kill him for the money, or he will use it up on useless shit and be poor again.
 
Either someone will kill him for the money,
Tbh.If i won a lottery the first thing i'd do is to immigrate and change identity to avoid family members and thieves in general
 
Give it time.
Either someone will kill him for the money, or he will use it up on useless shit and be poor again.
Or more realistically he gets #Metoo'd by some random roastie whom he's never even met before and she claims the entire fortune because mUh HoLe
 
Imagine if he was a truecel and he can imagine winning the lottery as the "built up" luck he missed out on, like how ER thought he was supposed to win a lotto jackpot because of his other bad luck. Even drove to Arizona to buy the ticket.
 
lottery is a massive scam.

This is just so much money, I want to help all of my family, my wife’s family and my friends,” the lucky winner said

fucking moron hes gonna get himself with nothing and possibly in debt with this attitude . Just help others above your needs bro!
 
lottery is a massive scam.
Yeh tbh i dont believe any of it

Anyone ever heard from a lottery winner before?

You never do.

Wouldnt be surprised if it was all just bullshit
 
Yeh tbh i dont believe any of it

Anyone ever heard from a lottery winner before?

You never do.

Wouldnt be surprised if it was all just bullshit
my parents do lotto. biggest winnings they have gotten would be around $500 JFL. All these years of lotto yet your biggest pay out is FIVE HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS :feelskek:
 
Or more realistically he gets #Metoo'd by some random roastie whom he's never even met before and she claims the entire fortune because mUh HoLe
Would still die. Not killed by someone, but himself as he might off himself after losing it to that bitch if that happened.
Either way, give it time.
 
Coping off the Richter scale
 
my parents do lotto. biggest winnings they have gotten would be around $500 JFL. All these years of lotto yet your biggest pay out is FIVE HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS :feelskek:

Yeah winnings around $500 to $10k is all ive heard from of people who are real and legitimate people and not some random news story
 
lotto is rigged you never hear from winners again which is strange
 
If i ever won the lottery , wouldnt tell anyone , not even my family tbh .
I would just keep a facade of normalcy and find agood way to invest the money .
 
And then the hundreds of family members you never heard of crawl from their graves, demanding a large sum of the money, leaving you either dead because you refuse, or leaving you with no more money left
 
If i ever won the lottery , wouldnt tell anyone , not even my family tbh .
I would just keep a facade of normalcy and find agood way to invest the money .
Too bad most normies don’t think like this... I’ll never become a lottery “winner” because I’ll never buy a ticket in my lifetime.
 
Give it time.
Either someone will kill him for the money, or he will use it up on useless shit and be poor again.
Hopefully the first option happens. The guy who won this money That he doesn't deserve strikes me as either a boomer cuck with a cuckservitive Christ cuck family or a new age numale father who makes goofy tik tok video in his wives clothes with his faggot goofy son while his wife sucks nigger Tyrone dick at her cubicle and his slut daughter gets her asshole prolasped by chads at her college she moved away from her faggot home to live in. Either way fuck this undeserving faggot so one better kill him
 
strikes me as either a boomer cuck with a cuckservitive Christ cuck family or a new age numale father who makes goofy tik tok video in his wives clothes with his faggot goofy son while his wife sucks nigger Tyrone dick at her cubicle and his slut daughter gets her asshole prolasped by chads at her college she moved away from her faggot home to live in
:feelskek:
 
I did that even without winning the lottery.
 
"So I called my daughter" :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :lul::lul::lul:
 
The sad truth is that so many lottery winners waste their winnings because the fundamental flaw of being bad with money is the only reason they were playing lotto to begin with.

Even if you enter the lottery for your entire life, you are far more likely to never win it than you are to get anything. For most people, it's flushing money down the toilet.
 
Lottery is a scam, who the fuck buys tickets anyway
 
Just be a wagecuck bro

Girls love a hardworking man bro

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For that money, I could surgerymaxx 1001 incels.
 
Tbh.If i won a lottery the first thing i'd do is to immigrate and change identity to avoid family members and thieves in general
I’d be a minimalist neet for the rest of my life. Never have to leave my room ever again
 
Lotto is a scam. Don't waste your money with it.
Unless you win buddy then suddenly all the money spend on it was worth it :feelsugh:
 
>wins $50m lottery
>instantly leaves work without even saying a word

I bet this guy probably watched shows about NEETS on TV and said the exact thing i posted in the title of the thread


“I was just at work and heard that the division one prize had not been claimed," he said.
“So I got my ticket and googled the numbers and saw that I had all of the winning numbers,” the man explained.
“I still wasn’t sure I’d won, so I called my daughter and asked her to check the numbers and she said to me ‘oh my god dad, I think you’ve won!’”
“As soon as she said that I just walked out from work. I didn’t say anything. I was just thinking ‘oh my god’."
He will end up worse than he was before winning. And that's not cope, it happens with idiots who win the lottery
 
The sad truth is that so many lottery winners waste their winnings because the fundamental flaw of being bad with money is the only reason they were playing lotto to begin with.

lotto-cuck paradox
 
Hard-work is overrated.
 
God, what I'd do with all that money.

I'd make a house with a baroque/classical romantic interior, buy $3 million worth of statues, have a collection of pre-merger AMG Mercedes cars, and LDAR in that house for the rest of my life.
 
Wagers are the ultimate copers
 
No one likes working. Everyone is a slave except neets
 
If ever won any money i'd use them to NEET as much as possible.
 
And then the hundreds of family members you never heard of crawl from their graves, demanding a large sum of the money, leaving you either dead because you refuse, or leaving you with no more money left
 
Help family members lol people like that always end up falling back into poverty. I would use the money to become a supreme NEET.
 
I clicked on the post and accidentally thought the boomer actually said this. I'm not as pissed off when men say "REAL MAN." I hate it when self-proclaimed INTERSECTIONAL FEMINISTS, unironically want "REAL MEN, TO MAN UP."
 
Hopefully the first option happens. The guy who won this money That he doesn't deserve strikes me as either a boomer cuck with a cuckservitive Christ cuck family or a new age numale father who makes goofy tik tok video in his wives clothes with his faggot goofy son while his wife sucks nigger Tyrone dick at her cubicle and his slut daughter gets her asshole prolasped by chads at her college she moved away from her faggot home to live in. Either way fuck this undeserving faggot so one better kill him
You have a quite vivid imagination. Maybe try writing?
 
Do you really think that the guys behind it would give random people millions of dollars?

Why doesn't any of you guys just get a job at the lottery place (where they draw the balls live) and investigate and blow the whole lid on this thing then, or blackmail them for money, a few well placed spy cameras and you could easily get all the evidence you need, you'd see how it was rigged, etc

So why hasn't anybody done this?

I have spoken to people (at work) who personally knew lottery winners, those winners did what any smart person would, go into hiding, the argument that - "you never hear from these lottery winners so it isn't real" is retarded, would you make it publicly known you are a millionaire as a common man?

Your chances are winning are next to nothing, but the money is real, you can actually win, I think people just like to think the lottery is fake as a cope, because its "too unfair" that someone can just randomly have their entire life changed for the better, well guess what, how is that different than the genetic lottery you believe in (the black pill)

Don't you see the irony in denying a monetary lottery but acknowledging the genetic lottery, normies dismiss the genetic lottery using the same kinds of arguments - "you really think people can just get by on looks alone, I could never be that way, personality matters"
 
Lottery is tax on the stupid. Wouldn't be surprised if these winners are fake, because if I won something like that I certainly would not tell anyone to begin with.
 
Lottery is tax on the stupid. Wouldn't be surprised if these winners are fake, because if I won something like that I certainly would not tell anyone to begin with.

JFL damned if you do, damned if you don't

"The lottery must be fake, nobody would admit to that, too dangerous, nobody would ever tell anyone"
ALSO
"Why is it we never hear about any of these winners, pretty strange, likely just scam, else why doesn't anyone know any lottery winners?"

I think people just like to think the lottery is fake as a cope, because its "too unfair" that someone can just randomly have their entire life changed for the better, well guess what, how is that different than the genetic lottery you believe in (the black pill)

Don't you see the irony in denying a monetary lottery but acknowledging the genetic lottery, normies dismiss the genetic lottery using the same kinds of arguments - "you really think people can just get by on looks alone, I could never be that way, personality matters"
 
Lottery is legal gambling. I don't have to google it to see who came up with it.
 
JFL damned if you do, damned if you don't

"The lottery must be fake, nobody would admit to that, too dangerous, nobody would ever tell anyone"
ALSO
"Why is it we never hear about any of these winners, pretty strange, likely just scam, else why doesn't anyone know any lottery winners?"
Well yeah, I really wouldn't know, I don't know any lottery winners. I've only seen it on the news. Could totally be fake from all I know.
 
Well yeah, I really wouldn't know, I don't know any lottery winners. I've only seen it on the news. Could totally be fake from all I know.

Why doesn't any of you guys just get a job at the lottery place (where they draw the balls live) and investigate and blow the whole lid on this thing then, or blackmail them for money, a few well placed spy cameras and you could easily get all the evidence you need, you'd see how it was rigged, etc

So why hasn't anybody done this?
 
I would assume they make you sign a shitload of legal stuff before taking you in preventing this
 
I would assume they make you sign a shitload of legal stuff before taking you in preventing this

None of that actually matters if you prove the lottery to be fraudulent, it would render the contract null and void since it was conducted under illegal circumstances, you can't sue someone for proving that you were frauding millions of people JFL, the courts won't allow it, either way you could leak the info anonymously
 
None of that actually matters if you prove the lottery to be fraudulent, it would render the contract null and void since it was conducted under illegal circumstances, you can't sue someone for proving that you were frauding millions of people JFL, the courts won't allow it, either way you could leak the info anonymously
Interesting. Id assume they'd do anything they can to stop you if you had such info though, they make alot of money off these lotteries.
 
they make alot of money off these lotteries.

That's exactly why there's no need to rig the lottery, the make way more than they give out, the lottery is literally millions of people giving an institution free money and then one person getting a percentage of it, every once in a while, that's a win win no matter what
 
Just be a wagecuck bro

Girls love a hardworking man bro

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women love a beta male when he works like a slave for her aka she’s settled down
Sorry @BlkPillPres , I can't really believe that the lottery is real. And even if it is, the chances are too slim, I know people that have spent money on it their whole lives and never won more than $10.

People need to manage their money more wisely.
What are the odds of winning a jackpot? sure bro just be one in ten million bro!

JFL at wasting money on lotto tickets, it eventually adds up. It’s like chasing women and getting rejected, you think you will be lucky the 985th time of doing it, but you don’t.
Lottery is tax on the stupid
When I walk past the lotto stand it’s always the elderly, middle or lower class people lining up. Gotta keep the false hope of winning jackpot alive! Gonna be rich one day!
 
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