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i can relate. in my mid 20s i confessed to my mom about owning a fleshlight. she said the usual stupid parent thing, "WHY DO YOU NEED A TOY WHEN YOU CAN GO OUT AND HAVE SEX WITH A GIRL!?"
the irony is that it came up because my female cousin (who was underage at the time) was caught with a sex toy in her room and her dad threw it away. my mom was standing up for her so i kind of brought it up that i also used to own a sex toy so in my eyes they were okay. she flipped her tune and started hating on me for owning a sex toy but it was okay for girls to have them. good god i hate parents
because I can't, that's the thing
Nostalgiafuel. @ScornedStoic enjoy this german lesson.
@ScornedStoic enjoy this german lesson.
They already know the answer that’s why it’s rage fuelbecause I can't, that's the thing
i can relate. in my mid 20s i confessed to my mom about owning a fleshlight. she said the usual stupid parent thing, "WHY DO YOU NEED A TOY WHEN YOU CAN GO OUT AND HAVE SEX WITH A GIRL!?"
the irony is that it came up because my female cousin (who was underage at the time) was caught with a sex toy in her room and her dad threw it away. my mom was standing up for her so i kind of brought it up that i also used to own a sex toy so in my eyes they were okay. she flipped her tune and started hating on me for owning a sex toy but it was okay for girls to have them. good god i hate parents
i can relate. in my mid 20s i confessed to my mom about owning a fleshlight. she said the usual stupid parent thing, "WHY DO YOU NEED A TOY WHEN YOU CAN GO OUT AND HAVE SEX WITH A GIRL!?"
the irony is that it came up because my female cousin (who was underage at the time) was caught with a sex toy in her room and her dad threw it away. my mom was standing up for her so i kind of brought it up that i also used to own a sex toy so in my eyes they were okay. she flipped her tune and started hating on me for owning a sex toy but it was okay for girls to have them. good god i hate parents
Nigga this is one of the few videos I had to stop while watching. This is the biggest cringe on the internet and now the horror returnedNostalgiafuel.
Based mom. Too bad they are a dying breed.
based furry plushie fucker
Better than German reality TV - he is a composed and calculating truecel, he hardly gives a fuck and maybe even will ascend
I also wonder how many cocks the mom stuffed in her face in the 80s
I also wonder how many cocks the mom stuffed in her face in the 80s
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I sort of relate
Many years ago my older sister barged into my room without knocking. I was watching porn on my cellphone and masturbating, I was only wearing a T-shirt but no underwear. Later that day my mom yelled at me instead of punishing my sister who invaded my privacy.
And now all these years later they ask why I don't have a girlfriend
Many years ago my older sister barged into my room without knocking. I was watching porn on my cellphone and masturbating, I was only wearing a T-shirt but no underwear. Later that day my mom yelled at me instead of punishing my sister who invaded my privacy.
And now all these years later they ask why I don't have a girlfriend
based deutschcel
Larp. No one wears a shirt when jacking off.
I have man boobs so I'm very self conscious. That's why I always wear a t-shirt, even in my own bedroom.
Even in the gym locker room when I'm changing, I make sure to keep my shirt on
I suppose If I had to flaunt my dick or my tits, I'd rather the dick.
6:23 in the video, she says he’s handsome
I find the mom's voice to be hot ngl 
German seems like an interesting language might try to learn it
German seems like an interesting language might try to learn it
correct but I guess if it's so damn important to German mom her son can just STAY IN AND GET LAID with HERbecause I can't, that's the thing
a lot of moms say that about their ugly sons, meaningless
like what do you expect her to say?
"oh yeah it kinda makes sense you fuck plushies since you have a gross face and getting a girl to like you approaches impossibility" ?
she's just lying to win the argument not being truthful
moms wouldn't get mad at gigachad for fucking the plushy they'd get horny and try to fuck him instead and then say how creative he is and how girls must love his explorative side
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Why do mothers seem to have such a problem with their sons being interested in sex
Like my mother has accused me of watching porn on my computer. I'm like yeah you should be thankful I am not a fag at least. I swear women want their sons to be asexual
Like my mother has accused me of watching porn on my computer. I'm like yeah you should be thankful I am not a fag at least. I swear women want their sons to be asexual
the ironic thing is this German kid might not have even been a plushophile
like maybe he takes his fleshlight out of the plushy to actually fuck it and was just using some old toy as a place to hide the fleshlight?
that said, I think I would fuck a female plushy if it came to life and talked to me ngl
she's already more attractive than 99% of the human foid population
tried intercrural with a female plushy bear once just for the lulz, interesting sensation but couldn't get off, you definitely need something built for that purpose, that one's only good for a head rest when gaming
like maybe he takes his fleshlight out of the plushy to actually fuck it and was just using some old toy as a place to hide the fleshlight?
that said, I think I would fuck a female plushy if it came to life and talked to me ngl
she's already more attractive than 99% of the human foid population
tried intercrural with a female plushy bear once just for the lulz, interesting sensation but couldn't get off, you definitely need something built for that purpose, that one's only good for a head rest when gaming
WTF
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I wouldn't be able to look my mom in the eye if she caught me fucking a plushie. My mom is aware that I jack off, because she complains about how there's no paper towels left and looks at me specifically.
What a degenerate. This is what happens when you reject Christ. I can just tell this guy is an edgy faggot trying to rebel against his Christian parents. I bet he even posts on r/atheism. It’s over for the West
It's society fault tbh. since men can't get foids no more they fap to more and more perverse porn and eventually are furry plushy fuckers
That’s true also. It all boils down to giving foids more rights
Foids don't even let incels to jerk off in peace when that mom at that age would have sucked an entire SS battalion, she wouldn't let that poor chap fk a fleshlight in peace. Why is that foid so angry, can't she see that he's with that thing cos he can't have the real thing?
FK foids
FK foids
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She’s just sad he doesn’t have a GF most likely
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