SlayerSlayer
COMPLY WITH MY FUCKING pronoun (it)
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This is the face of a man who will die never holding a female hand. I am 100% certain that this guy is a blackpilled incel, I am certain because of his face. Such a shame, because I like his crypto youtube channel.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUqKJv3iVms
I never watch it. I click because of the headlines, and then put the video in the background, the thought of what he looks like and his production values NEVER even sparked my imagination to impel me to spend 5 seconds watching him speak. But I got high just now, and when you get high you notice stupid shit you ignore usually. So only because I'm high that I took a 5 second chance to watch him speak. And then the most retarded bulb imaginable (my brain) sparked-- he's one of us. A ricecel.
It's sad that he puts a lot of effort in the production values if you think about it. He shoots himself with a nice camera, has good lighting, great thumbnails with NT facial expressions, decorates with nice crypto themed furniture to get you in a crypto mood. He is a hard working, smart, probably rich, a real go getter kind of guy, with an affable personality. His skin is clean, it looks like he showers every day. His only "personality" flaw I can peg him for is his fashion sense-- but at the same time, it's kind of virtuous to be unconcerned with such superficial things. It seems like he would give a female the most earnest date imaginable, if he actually had a date on a fluke. But really, fucking shoot me if there's even a single photo of him posed near a female.
His ugliness is seriously underrated. He's ugly in a boring forgettable sort of way, such that it has both the qualities of being something you inherently outright ignore, yet when you look at it closely, only then, do you realize how over it is for this guy. Every single feature of his face is genetically inferior-- the overall Doug Funnie headshape, the Norwood 5.8 baldness that just GLARES of radiant balding light, the flabbiness of his cheeks, the slant-eyed chinkiness of his eyes, his smugy brows, the shininess, the weird longish pigsnout of a nose, pursed mouthbreathing lips that dovetail into a recessed chin with a chinky buck-toothed overbite. It's FUCKING over for this guy. George Costanza is literally Jason Momoa compared to this guy. IT would 100% agree with me, just because of his face. There's no way this is the face of a man that has progressive views about feminism. It's completely logical and understandable that they would not bat a second to defend him.
His face is such that one absolutely has zero imaginative thoughts of what his personal life could look like. All you can imagine is this guy doing is repairing your computer, and then going home to LDAR in front of his computer trading cryptos, and playing Tekken on practice mode to perfect combos. It's just unimaginable. It's easier to imagine lamps having relationships with teapots than it would be to imagine this guy on a simple date with the lowest SMV foid imaginable.
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