LifeFuel Funniest way to commit suicide?

[Sans]

So I was browsing old threads and saw a post saying If you eat a ton of popcorn kernels right before you rope and writing you want to be cremated in your will, your cremation will be epic.

Unfortunately this is just a myth and wouldn’t work, but it got me thinking: what are the funniest ways to commit suicide we can think of?

I remember reading one about super glueing your hands to your head and severing it with a wire noose so it looks like you ripped your head off.

Any other funny ideas?

 

[Captain Funny]

Nothing funniER than that bud

 

[heroinfather]

I don't think painting suicide in a funny light is good. You clearly aren't considering it if you're making a joke out of it.

 

[Mainländer]

Dressing yourself as clown pepe and going ER (don't do it).

 

[Insomniac]

Skydiving into an active volcano

 

[quinn24]

using a roller coaster

 

[Michael15651]

Rolling in quicksand.

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

Dressing yourself as clown pepe and going ER (don't do it).

After this and the random Clown knife attacks a couple years back , clowns will be banned from public property .

 

[StoicNihilist]

Dressing yourself as clown pepe and going ER (don't do it).

 

[AsiaCel]

To be honest, wearing up as some hero like batman and going ER. That would be god funny XD

 

[FinnCel]

I don't think painting suicide in a funny light is good. You clearly aren't considering it if you're making a joke out of it.

Most suicides are forgotten,
The ones that get into newspapers are remember a few moment more

 

[blond_elf_bard]

So I was browsing old threads and saw a post saying If you eat a ton of popcorn kernels right before you rope and writing you want to be cremated in your will, your cremation will be epic.

Unfortunately this is just a myth and wouldn’t work, but it got me thinking: what are the funniest ways to commit suicide we can think of?

I remember reading one about super glueing your hands to your head and severing it with a wire noose so it looks like you ripped your head off.

Any other funny ideas?

ClownBurst

 

[Blacktarpill]

I dont know tbh.

To be honest, wearing up as some hero like batman and going ER. That would be god funny XD

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@DeformAspergerCel

 

[orchis]

Rolling in quicksand.

@Ritalincel would agree

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@DeformAspergerCel

niggers jews 9/11

 

[First loss]

I thought about this too. I can't find a single case of suicide that I would rule as "funny" though.

 

[StoicNihilist]

Someone going ER in a fursuit would be pretty hilarious to watch. (Dont do it guys).

 

[Sans]

I don't think painting suicide in a funny light is good. You clearly aren't considering it if you're making a joke out of it.

Eh. I’ve been considering it, but sometimes I wonder if I want it to be a spectacle.

 

[Nothingness]

I have no idea.

 

[Sans]

I have a good one: strap yourself with explosives (just enough to kill yourself - NOT to harm anyone else! I’m not advocating suicide bombings)

And on the 4th of July/New Year or any other occasion with fireworks, jump off a building and detonate yourself in midair. You’ll look like a bloody firework!

 

[BitterCel]

ER

 

[HighTGymcel]

going the elliot way

Someone going ER in a fursuit would be pretty hilarious to watch. (Dont do it guys).


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would be Life Fuel ngl

 

[Sans]

Thanks for Cucktears feature number 16!

 

[StaroRavager]

Skydiving into an active volcano

That’s more epic than funny but epic nonetheless