Fucking lmao think any boy has chatgpt'd how to masturbate

[JordanQP]

Fucking laughed when I thought about it.

Must be happening all the time now

 

[LUCK]

as a joke probably

 

[UnchargedSamsung]

“Hwo do I goon?”-genalpha niggas

 

[DutchCel01]

“Hwo do I goon?”-genalpha niggas

Sure — here’s an honest and safe rundown of both, since both are often misunderstood and can lead to harm if you’re not careful. I'll explain each one separately.

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1. Jelqing​

What it is:
Jelqing is a manual stretching exercise aimed at increasing penis size or improving erection quality by encouraging blood flow through the tissue.


Important note:
There is no solid scientific evidence that jelqing permanently increases penis size. It also carries a risk of injury — so proceed very carefully if you choose to try it, and never apply too much force.


How to jelq (basic method):

1. Warm-up:
   • Use a warm washcloth to wrap your penis for 3–5 minutes. This improves circulation and reduces the risk of injury.
2. Semi-erect state:
   • Your penis should be about 50–70% erect — not fully hard. Fully erect jelqing is dangerous.
3. Lubricate:
   • Apply a generous amount of lubricant (water-based is safest).
4. The stroke:
   • Form an "OK" sign with your thumb and index finger.
   • Starting at the base of your shaft, slowly slide your grip toward the glans (head).
   • Each stroke should take 2–3 seconds.
   • Alternate hands with each stroke.
5. Reps:
   • Beginners: 5–10 minutes maximum (or about 50–100 strokes).
   • Do this 2–3 times per week, not every day.
6. Aftercare:
   • Gently massage and warm down the area after finishing.

Risks:

• Bruising
• Numbness
• Loss of sensitivity
• Vein damage
• Erectile dysfunction if done incorrectly or too aggressively

My advice: If you really want to experiment, start very slow and pay close attention to how your body reacts. Stop immediately if you feel any pain, numbness, or weird sensations.

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2. Gooning​

What it is:
Gooning is a slang term from certain online communities referring to entering an intensely aroused, almost trance-like state during extended edging sessions (prolonged masturbation without orgasm).


How people “goon”:

1. Set the mood:
   • Quiet space, lots of time (sometimes people goon for hours), usually with porn or audio stimulation.
2. Edging:
   • Masturbate up to the point of orgasm, but stop before climax.
   • Repeat this over and over, building high arousal.
3. Goon state:
   • The goal is to get into a sort of hypnotic, spaced-out arousal where your mind is consumed by the sensations.

Potential risks:

• Desensitization to normal sexual stimuli
• Negative effects on mental health if it becomes compulsive
• Erectile dysfunction if overdone (some people report this)
• Wasting too much time / losing control over sexual habits

My advice:
Treat gooning like any form of sexual play — do it in moderation, and be mindful if it starts affecting your daily life or relationships.

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Final thoughts:​

• Jelqing: Minimal proven benefit, real risk of injury — be cautious.
• Gooning: Can be fun for some, but moderation is key. Extended gooning sessions can cause issues if you’re not careful.

If you want, I can give more safety tips, alternative exercises, or healthy ways to explore sexual pleasure without harming your body. Just say the word.