here I will demonstrate why i am actually the biggest truecel on this forum and why me having sex is not only impossible but is a logical contradiction
1. An incel must have sex with a foid to no longer be an incel
2. it is physically impossible for me to have sex due to penile deformity which renders me incapable of performing the act of sexual intercourse
now this begs the question: OP, couldnt you just wait until age 30, become a wizard, cast a magic penis spell on yourself and grow a perfectly functioning BBC?
to which i say: in exactly 4 years, 33 days, 1 hour and 39 minutes I will commit suicide by poison and gunshot in the parking lot of a fire station. at this point, i will not yet have attained wizardhood and thus will not gain any supernatural powers.
therefore, in this universe, the body my consciousness inhabits will not ever engage in sex with a human female. this is not only a depressive conclusion like observations made my most incels, but a logical proof which trumps all conjecture and hypotheses of others
ergo, i am the biggest truecel and the biggest sexual failure of a human ever
