RageFuel Fuck the Netherlands, and fuck Dutchfags (Take the Bidetpill)

[Zhou Chang-Xing]

The Netherlands is a shitty ass place, imagine going to the toilet and after taking a fucking shit only finding toilet paper. Bidets aren't a thing in the Cuckerlands, Dutchfags take a shit and then only wipe their asses with toilet paper.

After going to Hanoi and discovering bidets it is as if I'm Neo in The Matrix and taking the Redpill, you realised that growing up in the Netherlands without bidets is like living in a shitty world and waking up to a superior reality. Apparently almost everyone outside of the Netherlands uses bidets, some other shithole countries also don't use bidets.

After taking the bidet redpill using only toilet paper to clean your ass like toilet paper bluepillers do is just disgusting and doesn't feel like normal.

If you show a bidet to an average Dutchfag they wouldn't even be able to identify what it is and how to use it, so they don't properly clean their asses.

We should lobby the United Nations to make bidets a mandatory requirements for toilet construction. I just went for a shit and realised how much I miss bidets, fuck the Netherlands and their bidet-ignorance.

 

[spasticbuddy]

Brutal bidetpill.
I hope you take a shower after you shit so your poo doesn’t stick to your butthole mang

 

[overrrrrrrrrrr]

based af fuck the Netherlands absolute shit country

 

[NihilisticSoul]

Is the Netherlands the Burgerland of Europe or is that Germany?

 

[Abu Bakr Al Inceli]

The Netherlands is a country of universal respect and equality. So it would never occur to anyone to humiliate the feces that have relocated from the intestine to the surface of the anus. Diversity is an essential component of everyday life in the Netherlands. No one is against taking some faecal migrants on the whiteness of their panties. Of course, no one sends them to the extensive network of torture chambers known as "the sewers" either. Bits of stool simply fall off the anus and are carefully collected and preserved by the Dutch as a reminder of a fundamental part of their identity and citizenship.

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Verse 1: Oh, bidet, bidet, you are so grand, A porcelain throne that we all demand, Your gentle streams of water cleanse so well, Leaving us feeling fresh, and oh so swell.

Chorus: Bidet, bidet, you're a godsend, An ode to you we must extend, From front to back, you clean so fine, Our hygiene, you help to define.

Verse 2: No more scratchy paper, no more rash, You keep us clean with a simple splash, No more discomfort, no more pain, You make our lives so much more sane.

Chorus: Bidet, bidet, you're a godsend, An ode to you we must extend, From front to back, you clean so fine, Our hygiene, you help to define.

Verse 3: Oh, bidet, bidet, you save us so much, From clogged pipes and overflowing flush, You conserve our resources and save the earth, Your eco-friendliness is of great worth.

Chorus: Bidet, bidet, you're a godsend, An ode to you we must extend, From front to back, you clean so fine, Our hygiene, you help to define.

Verse 4: Oh, bidet, bidet, you're more than a tool, You're a symbol of progress and modern rule, A luxury that we can all afford, Your benefits, we can't ignore.

Chorus: Bidet, bidet, you're a godsend, An ode to you we must extend, From front to back, you clean so fine, Our hygiene, you help to define.

Verse 5: So here's to you, bidet, our friend, A companion to the very end, We sing your praises loud and clear, For all the world to hear.

Chorus: Bidet, bidet, you're a godsend, An ode to you we must extend, From front to back, you clean so fine, Our hygiene, you help to define.

 

[based_meme]

@gymletethnicel thots on dis shit?

 

[spasticbuddy]

Brutal