RageFuel Fuck prom.

[Sans]

6:43 PM

I decided to go to my school’s prom. In hindsight, I should have stayed home and LDAR’ed. But I made the decision a week or two ago to go. I don’t have a date, the only reasons I decided to go were for (hopefully) good food, and fear of missing out. (Even though I am missing out, I just want to be there.)

This was a REALLY bad idea. I have to wear an ugly ass tuxedo (I hate dressing formally), and I was fine with that, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.

I COMPLETELY overlooked the fact that there would be at least 100 girls wearing cute dresses (major turn on for me, I hate when they’re skimpily clad), all of whom had Chads that they were going to prom with. And the next 6 hours of my life are going to be filled with them exerting Satanic attraction on me and I’m going to have to resist their temptations.

To make matters worse, my parents wouldn’t let me bring my headphones or my phone charger, so when my battery runs out, I’m done. I have 74% battery power to last the next six hours. Even though the bus that we’re taking there has built in storage compartments and USB outlets. They probably just wanted me to sit there surrounded by Chads and Stacys with no access to any sort of cope.

I’m not even there yet, I’m on the bus going there. Its 6:43 PM. It’s going to get a whole lot worse. I will continue to document my experiences in this thread.

A bit of life fuel to end this thread on a good note, I saw some girl bang her head on the storage compartments on the bus. Maybe you shouldn’t have worn heels.

Oh yeah, cucktears, if you’re reading this, I hope you fall into a ditch full of poop.

 

[TheSecondComing]

I decided to go to my school’s prom.

BROOOO

 

[Ap0calypse]

Prom is cancer

 

[builderseed]

hijack the bus and fly it into the world trade center
but seriously, why do this to yourself

 

[Sans]

hijack the bus and fly it into the world trade center
but seriously, why do this to yourself

FOMO

maybe if it was the fortnite battle bus

 

[ihaveno1]

your prom needed a hERo

 

[real truecel]

I didn't go to my prom because no girl would want to go with me and I don't drink alcohol anyway and that's the only reason people go there.

 

[Bakura806]

prom is chad and stacy territory, why the hell would you go if you are ugly

 

[Sans]

your prom needed a hERo

Haha, I wish. The security there is worse than ADX Florence. Damn assholes there won’t even allow drugs or alcohol.

 

[ihaveno1]

Haha, I wish. The security there is worse than ADX Florence. Damn assholes there won’t even allow drugs or alcohol,

damn thats fucked up, never been to a prom or a school dance so wouldnt know

 

[Sans]

prom is chad and stacy territory, why the hell would you go if you are ugly

FOMO.

Hopefully, however, I can take one for the team and give incels more reasons not to go.

 

[Saung-Hui Cho]

Should have scored some pills.

 

[Deleted member 14805]

Dude seriously? I skipped out on prom big time and just gamed with my fellow incel friends. My folks asked me if I wanted to go to prom and I gave a resounding FUCK NO! My Tyrone brother said you could meet a girl and I was like LOL not going to happen.

Seriously dude are you a masochist?

 

[Sans]

7:23 PM

We’re at the place. This is going to suck. I’ve found one way to cope, though. I’m going to step on as many girls’ dresses as I can. HAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Deleted member 16455]

Senior prom for me was last year and I never went

 

[Guest2]

Go ER

 

[Ellsworth]

Why would you do this to yourself.

 

[Cuyen]

Proms suck ass. but luckly mine was based since my class were men only,we had a lot of fun at our prom

 

[Sans]

7:38 PM

I got caught when about to step on some slut’s dress, and some soy cuck told me not to. I called him a cuck, and asked him if he had a date. When he said he did, I told him to check his privilege.

 

[Deleted member 18435]

My prom was decent-ish even though I had no date. The suifuel came immediately after though.......
I hate my life so much

 

[Sans]

8:28 PM

The music has started. All the Chads and their sluts are dancing to shitty music. It would be really nice if a plane crashed into this building right now.

 

[Dionysus]

Proms suck ass. but luckly mine was based since my class were men only,we had a lot of fun at our prom

That sounds gay ngl

 

[Ignas]

My prom was crap at first. Sitting alone or sometimes gather up with my incel friends. And sitting like a retard as the music played and couples dancing on the stage. At least at the end of prom I got a rose and a chocolate bar

 

[Sans]

8:56 PM

I am now going to try to get the DJ to play Megalovania.

 

[Parrtlord]

FUCK my life

 

[StaroRavager]

JFL why would anyone even bother to go to prom or any other dance without a date or at the very least without a group to hang around. You’re just asking for a bad time OP

 

[Ghost]

Prom is a waste of time and resources.

Nothing but frivolous shallowness flaunting superficial bullshit

 

[BraccusRex]

I'd rope in the bathroom and ruin everyones night.

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

Fuck youngcels. I don't care about your faggoty prom story and I wish no one else did either. edit: I can't tell if this was recent or a story from you past. If it is a story from your past I'm fine with it after all. If it's happening tonight and your posts are live updates, fuck you and fuck your mother.

 

[Sans]

bad time

You’re damn right the people here are going to have a bad time. I’m trying to get the DJ to play Megalovania.

 

[Emba]

Pron? Tuxedo?

 

[Deleted member 17997]

Fear of missing out.

This is the only reason I'm even considering going next year. I already skipped this year's prom.

 

[builderseed]

I’m trying to get the DJ to play Megalovania.

get the DJ to play your parody version
or better yet, get some mainlander in there

 

[Deleted member 1783]

this post and its updates are actual autism, youngcels should gtfo this forum

 

[Sans]

get the DJ to play your parody version
or better yet, get some mainlander in there

My parody version was a bust, I made it on a whim, my LDAR song may be good though

this post and its updates are actual autism, youngcels should gtfo this forum

t. soy cuck

 

[Sans]

10:45 PM

I’ve had enough of seeing all these hedonistic sex havers jumping up and down on a dance floor to shitty normie music. I’m pretty sure it’s almost over, but God help me if it isn’t. I want to go home.

 

[Justdone]

10:45 PM

I’ve had enough of seeing all these hedonistic sex havers jumping up and down on a dance floor to shitty normie music. I’m pretty sure it’s almost over, but God help me if it isn’t. I want to go home.

No one approached you.

 

[seija]

I decided to go to my school’s prom.

You shouldn't have done that.

 

[Sans]

11:18 PM

Glad that’s over. Time to head home. Unfortunately I have an hour long bus ride ahead of me with only 5% battery power. But at least there’s no more degeneracy, unless some shit happens on the bus.

 

[Deleted member 6329]

I remember when I was in rotc, my dumbass thought it was a good idea to go to my military ball by myself. Everyone but me had a date and we all had to walk through the entrance and I was the only one walking with no date and of course I was getting clowned and laughed at.

 

[zangano1]

Why don't you just leave? I went to mine alone, stayed at the dinner and coctel at the start, as soon as the party started I realized I had nothing to do there and called my mom to pick me up and played videogames in suit the whole night

 

[ordinaryotaku]

That's a nice documentation.

If you were Chad, at least one foid would've approached you tbh. The stepping on girl's dresses is fucking funny as shit.

 

[Sans]

12:57 AM

Home at last. Time to change out of this gay tuxedo and LDAR.

 

[Guest2]

You should have just not gone tbh..
Seems dead
You're asperg

 

[Sans]

That's a nice documentation.

If you were Chad, at least one foid would've approached you tbh. The stepping on girl's dresses is fucking funny as shit.

I stepped on 3 girls’ skirts. Not a big number, but not zero.

 

[owly]

We warned repeatedly about going to prom.
You should have just scheduled an escort
Abroad

 

[StaroRavager]

You’re damn right the people here are going to have a bad time. I’m trying to get the DJ to play Megalovania.

Did you get it done

 

[Pigman]

your prom needed a hERo

hijack the bus and fly it into the world trade center

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

Kids need to gtfo of here, many awkward autist teenagers grow up to be successful with women.

 

[Microsoft Excel]

No offense but why do you actually care? It's all meaningless normie shit. Even going as a joke or to retaliate still seems attention seeking, especially trying to get them to play Meglavonia. Ultimately I don't know your true motives. but I still advise other teencels not to go.

You shouldn't have done that.

Kids need to gtfo of here, many awkward autist teenagers grow up to be successful with women.

^ I share this same sentiment to an extent. There could be potential, but people usually know their place by that age. Also there are people on here I think are genuine like ark in toes.