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Serious Fuck it I’m going to ascend with Cheese Pizza

CHOoseWisely123

CHOoseWisely123

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What should I order later today? Dominoes, local southern pizzeria or the Italian place?

I really like the OG Italian place ngl
 
lil Caesars might be the best option for a brokey like me though
 
Gonna fucking stuff my face and watch a movie, forget about the world! Fuck everything fuck this world nigga
 
I need food to survive, it’s the only thing keeping me here. It’s the only thing that gives me dopamine.
 
And yes this was a bait title but seriously I have no more coping mechanisms, I’m on the cusps of becoming an obese blob
 
italian place if u like it so much but usually local places charge more for pizza, quality usually makes up for it though i guess as long as it’s not ridiculously overpriced either.
 
italian place if u like it so much but usually local places charge more for pizza, quality usually makes up for it though i guess as long as it’s not ridiculously overpriced either.
Yeah I’m def gonna go for quality, sad thing is most American pizzerias are dog shit.
 
dominos extra cheese
 
How does one "ascend" with a pizza, exactly? Do I even want to know? :dafuckfeels:
 
How does one "ascend" with a pizza, exactly? Do I even want to know? :dafuckfeels:
By eating it and receiving dopamine that I can’t get from women
 
Did someone say Cheese Pizza :feelshehe:
 
You're going to trigger schizos lurking this forum with that title
 
SHUT THE FUCK UP *puts chlorofoam rag over face
I Cant Breathe Black Lives Matter GIF by INTO ACTION
 
Nice clickbait
 
I’m legit being literal, I’m either getting a pizza or… idk tbh. I’ve been eating so much fucking junk food it’s not even funny.

Eh fuck it, might as well indulge in the goy slop
 
Georges droid negroid
 
lil Caesars might be the best option for a brokey like me though
So hungry right now, would love if you shared some cp (cheese pizza) with me too. :feelskek:
At least a slice.

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Gonna eat some Cheese Pizza while playing Club Penguin and riding on the Canadian Pacific railway
 
Not Dominoes. It's obscenely expensive and tastes like gooey, reheated faeces. Just order from a local place you like, or with good reviews.
 
Just got my pizza
 
Imagine eating a pizza with fork and knife, what a faggot
Also you’re not supposed to eat actual Italian pizza with your hands dummy
 
ur gonna burn ur dick off with that HAWT pizza sauce
 
What should I order later today? Dominoes, local southern pizzeria or the Italian place?

I really like the OG Italian place ngl
lil Caesars might be the best option for a brokey like me though
Gonna fucking stuff my face and watch a movie, forget about the world! Fuck everything fuck this world nigga
I need food to survive, it’s the only thing keeping me here. It’s the only thing that gives me dopamine.
And yes this was a bait title but seriously I have no more coping mechanisms, I’m on the cusps of becoming an obese blob
Postmaxxxer
 
Mr Epsteincel?
 
Pepperoni pizza better
 
Mr Epsteincel?
 
Nigga your the judge. You eat kids or smth kek
While that is indeed true, I draw the line at having sexual relations with a piece of baked dough.

Just find a freshly-scalped female indian instead. Far more pleasurable.
 

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