no I'm not talking about a faggot. I mean have you guys ever fucked food. like microwaved a hot pocket or some shit. Been thinking about fucking a warm potato, I feel like it would hold its form long enough.
I've fucked a corked spunge once
Fucking a fruit? Chad OUT
kkt6 said:
nah bruh just a very experimental and bored unicel, after watching that Netflix show bigmouth and seeing that kid fuck beans it got me thinking
a hot pocket? You'd burn your dick off...
Man inceldom really is driving you crazy. I don't even want to feel pleasure anymore, it's all cope.
After doing it, you realize how pathetic it is and how other people have sex regularly.
Don't do it. Just try to forget about pleasures.
After doing it, you realize how pathetic it is and how other people have sex regularly.
Don't do it. Just try to forget about pleasures.
I want to fuck my leftover Halloween front porch pumpkin so bad. It keeps smiling creepily at me I know it wants my cock. I might do it, but I'm scared the neighbors might see me.
Nautica1983 said:
fuck that's hot.
tfw a fruit will never thirst for my incel cock. why live?
Like Kai Greene
He fucked a grapefruit
He fucked a grapefruit
Does this homemade fleshlight count?
can't tell if you went full psycho and cut some bitches tongue off and put it in a bottle or if thats a piece of meatjackbud said:Does this homemade fleshlight count?
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