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UglyBigEyedIncel

UglyBigEyedIncel

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So I've decided to give a brief description of how things are overhere in Nigeria.

Note: it's kinda lengthy.

When it comes to getting laid by Nigerian femoids 3 factors are definitely involved.

1. You have a cute/handsome/beiber looking face and you are rich. Your facial looks regardless of your height or complexion or age or hairline can get you laid as long as it fits the description above. Overhere, handsome cute guys are called "fine Boy, no pimples" .

2. You are poor but have a cute/handsome/beiber face. In this case, ur cute face has saved you. You shall eat enough pussies.

3. you're ugly but very rich/wealthy. Because Nigeria is a shitty third world country with corrupt leaders and high rate of unemployment, there is a wide gap between the rich and the poor. 60% of Nigerians are in poverty...so if you happen to be among the 40% who is not, you can actually use your wealth to make poor but beautiful Nigerian girls date,fuck and even marry you. They won't care if you're ugly,short, bald or if you look like the beast in beauty & the beast. As long as you can take care of them, they are yours forever.

So in a nutshell if you're cute facially and rich then you'll definitely get laid. If you're poor but cute, you'll still eat pussy. if you're ugly but rich, you'll still get laid with hot sexy naija girls. But If you are like me, ugly facially and broke, poor, unemployed..then my dear friend you've Automatically become an incel over here.

I am 29 years old and Ive never had sex or had someone love or even like me. Because right from birth I was born poor and ugly. The ugly part I can't change, but the part of being poor is something I am constantly battling to change. After 4years studying Microbiology in the University, I still can't get a good job here since 2016. Life just sucks over here when you're ugly and poor. It's like you don't exist despite breathing in & out. I am too scared to rope so I guess I'll just keep coping.

Honestly, even tho I have no idea how most of you guys look, I envy you all. Because AT LEAST you're not ugly & poor & coping in a third world African country with corrupt leaders, poor health care, underdeveloped society and high level of poverty.
 

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