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Friends with high slay counts

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malakai

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Had a chadlite coworker who claimed 70+ (he was 21), hard to believe but didn't seem like he would lie about that for no reason at all.
It's pathetic to think there are young teens in double digits.
 
RE: What's the highest body count you've heard from a friend/coworker?

Body count? 10 dead 6 injured so 16 in total
 
RE: What's the highest body count you've heard from a friend/coworker?

I haven't heard any body count
 
RE: What's the highest body count you've heard from a friend/coworker?

My former best friend turned Chad claimed 100 around the time I stopped hanging out with his retarded fuckboy ass
 
RE: What's the highest body count you've heard from a friend/coworker?

I knew a Stacie once who probably had 500 + partners by the age of 25. She literally would get drunk every night and bang someone new
 
RE: What's the highest body count you've heard from a friend/coworker?

Harvey_Weinstein_Hero said:
I knew a Stacie once who probably had 500 + partners by the age of 25. She literally would get drunk every night and bang someone new

I knew a 280lb land whale who told me she had fucked over 80 by age 23.

Edit: typos
 
RE: What's the highest body count you've heard from a friend/coworker?

As i have no friends i wouldnt know. I have 100+ though from escortcelling (street Walkers, brothels, high class escorts, massage salons)
 
RE: What's the highest body count you've heard from a friend/coworker?

75% of my friends are slayers. Highest body count from one is 14 and he's not even 19 yet. It's over.
 
RE: What's the highest body count you've heard from a friend/coworker?

People don't die on the job where I work.
 
Highest slay count you've heard from friends/randoms?

Skinnycel said:
75% of my friends are slayers. Highest body count from one is 14 and he's not even 19 yet. It's over.

Yikes, it never really began for us did it?
 
Harvey_Weinstein_Hero said:
I knew a Stacie once who probably had 500 + partners by the age of 25. She literally would get drunk every night and bang someone new
panzerfury said:
Harvey_Weinstein_Hero said:
I knew a Stacie once who probably had 500 + partners by the age of 25. She literally would get drunk every night and bang someone new
I knew a 280lb land whale who told me she had fucked over 80 by age 23.
Edit: typos
Wtf man.... Those creatures live on a different plane of existence. Fucking for them is probably like breathing air to them.
 
RE: What's the highest body count you've heard from a friend/coworker?

Weed said:
Body count? 10 dead 6 injured so 16 in total

https://web.archive.org/web/20150312220534/https://www.amnesty.org/download/Documents/8000/mde140112014en.pdf

Enough to get charged with ethnic cleansing on a historical scale.
 
RE: What's the highest body count you've heard from a friend/coworker?

acidburn10 said:
As i have no friends i wouldnt know. I have 100+ though from escortcelling (street Walkers, brothels, high class escorts, massage salons)

holy fuck, thats quite a bit of money spent....

or is it cheap in your country ( wherever u live?_)


malakai said:
Had a chadlite coworker who claimed 70+ (he was 21),

i dont doubt it, i know a few chads who are lifelong "friends" and one of them is same age and is probably close to that.
 
malakai said:
but didn't seem like he would lie about that for no reason at all

Always divide by 3 for men, and multiply by 3 for FHO.
That gives you a rough estimate of how many fuckpartners they actually had.
 
I have a friend at work, gangly tall fella who I figured was about the same lookswise as me. We get to talking and he talks about the amount of girls he slays on tinder. I was blown away. He's tall, but he's gangly and has about as subhuman face as I do. He was on his college's track team, but to look at him you'd never guess he was an athlete. His girlfriend stops by work and she's a legit 7.5/10. He's not even that NT, he'll say weird shit all the time that vivsibly makes people uncomfortable, he'll belch really loud and weird shit like that, and it's never received well because he's no that high t. He told me about another guy on his track team that was such a slayer that he couldn't keep girls off of him, and by association he got some of the rejects. I guess partying with athlete friends + height + decent job was enough for him to luck out.
 
cookinbreakfast said:
I have a friend at work, gangly tall fella who I figured was about the same lookswise as me. We get to talking and he talks about the amount of girls he slays on tinder. I was blown away. He's tall, but he's gangly and has about as subhuman face as I do. He was on his college's track team, but to look at him you'd never guess he was an athlete. His girlfriend stops by work and she's a legit 7.5/10. He's not even that NT, he'll say weird shit all the time that vivsibly makes people uncomfortable, he'll belch really loud and weird shit like that, and it's never received well because he's no that high t. He told me about another guy on his track team that was such a slayer that he couldn't keep girls off of him, and by association he got some of the rejects. I guess partying with athlete friends + height + decent job  was enough for him to luck out.

whats decent job
 
How do I delete my thread? Can't see a delete button
 
malakai said:
How do I delete my thread? Can't see a delete button

You can't delete it. Only the mods can.
 
I will never ask anyone this. I know most people have more sex than me, I can't deal with any actual confirmation of it.

cookinbreakfast said:
I have a friend at work, gangly tall fella who I figured was about the same lookswise as me. We get to talking and he talks about the amount of girls he slays on tinder. I was blown away. He's tall, but he's gangly and has about as subhuman face as I do. He was on his college's track team, but to look at him you'd never guess he was an athlete. His girlfriend stops by work and she's a legit 7.5/10. He's not even that NT, he'll say weird shit all the time that vivsibly makes people uncomfortable, he'll belch really loud and weird shit like that, and it's never received well because he's no that high t. He told me about another guy on his track team that was such a slayer that he couldn't keep girls off of him, and by association he got some of the rejects. I guess partying with athlete friends + height + decent job was enough for him to luck out.

I played sports as well (football). Almost all of my teammates were Chads, but I never talked to them. They would show me pictures of girls sucking their dicks and being naked in their rooms, but I never tried to hang out with them because I was a peak mentalcel at that time. If I had a time machine I would sure as shit go back in time and redo everything again.
 
Kointo said:
You can't delete it. Only the mods can.

They fucking showed you that? I think I would be like, visibly trembling and shit from envy. Patrick Bateman style from AS.
 
Had a chadlite coworker who claimed 70+ (he was 21), hard to believe but didn't seem like he would lie about that for no reason at all.
It's pathetic to think there are young teens in double digits.
:dafuckfeels:
 

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