SuicideFuel Friend's brother is a cheating chad, friend transforms into chad

[Medcel]

Half-believed this gigachad bullshit to be a meme before this honestly.

Background: Friend is a gymmaxxing volcel (shy boi OwO) who up until a year and a half ago was a skinnycel. In law school now. His bro is a mythical omegachad, with pretty boy face and bodybuilder physique. He has had a famous pornstar-tier gf since 16 (now 20).

This faggot tells me that his bro has cheated on his gf with so many women it's hard to count. Every so often, he comes up to him while he's studying, shows him a picture of the girl (or girls) he just stretched out and says "Hey look what I just tapped". His gf may or may not know, but she sure doesn't give two shits.

I know that volcel friendo's gonna be obliterating pussy now that he's gymmaxxed. It will just take some time for his bullshit antisocial shell to crack.

Why did you leave me skinnycel Who am I gonna talk to about dirty whores and the decline of the west now

 

[Dregster]

Why did you leave me skinnycel Who am I gonna talk to about dirty whores and the decline of the west now

Massive fucking Cope

If he's a true friend, he'll stick around.

Either way, if he had a very real opportunity to ascend from being a sub7male, why would you want him to be stuck in mediocrity?

 

[Deleted member 20811]

Gymmaxing to slay is cope. No gym for face and height aka what really matters. Skinny weak good looking 6'1" chad will always mog 5'8" Ugly autist truecel powerlifter. Gymceling does have other health benefits though.

 

[Vermilioncore]

No gym for face

 

[Medcel]

Either way, if he had a very real opportunity to ascend from being a sub7male, why would you want him to be stuck in mediocrity?

Because he'll forget about me

Gymmaxing to slay is cope. No gym for face and height aka what really matters. Skinny weak good looking 6'1" chad will always mog 5'8" Ugly autist truecel powerlifter. Gymceling does have other health benefits though.

Nah, he has an OK face. He was volcel bc of skinny frame, shitty long hair and incel attitude. He's 5'11. He's gonna slay with his Schwarzenegger muscles.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Of course Chad is cheating

 

[Deleted member 20811]

Because he'll forget about me

Nah, he has an OK face. He was volcel bc of skinny frame, shitty long hair and incel attitude. He's 5'11. He's gonna slay with his Schwarzenegger muscles.

Lol I guarantee he doesnt look like arnold. You realize arnie was 6'2" 240-250 sub 8% bodyfat with above 28 FFMI in his prime right????

 

[Deleted member 17883]

JFL at having male friends in today's world. They're no different than foids. Five seconds after you leave and they start talking shit about you to their other friends.