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This fat niggress is Lizzo:


View: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lyf7ea8W9nw?feature=share

Create a short poem about Lizzo trying to squeeze into a pair of jeans too small for her, and Lizzo has bacon grease all over her hands. There are no napkins around for Lizzo to use to clean her hands.

Lizzo, oh Lizzo, with bacon grease on her hands,
Trying to squeeze into jeans that she can barely stand.
No napkins in sight, no way to clean her mess,
She keeps trying to shimmy, but her jeans won't confess.

She tries to suck in, to make herself fit,
Her curves always glorious, but now they won't acquit.
She looks in the mirror, sees her reflection,
And decides to let go of her jeans' obsession.

For Lizzo knows that her worth is not in her size,
But in the love that she spreads and the light in her eyes.
So she takes off the jeans and dances in her skin,
Knowing that being herself is the ultimate win.
 
i heard that when you put salt on watermelon it kinda tastes good but i never tired it tbh. i don't like water melon since it makes my teeth hurts a lot
Create a short poem about Lizzo trying to squeeze into a pair of jeans too small for her, and Lizzo has bacon grease all over her hands. There are no napkins around for Lizzo to use to clean her hands.
first time chat nigger managed to write something bad about toilets
 
Lizzo will be marketing watermelon perfume soon, without a doubt.
 
This fat niggress is Lizzo:


View: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lyf7ea8W9nw?feature=share

Create a short poem about Lizzo trying to squeeze into a pair of jeans too small for her, and Lizzo has bacon grease all over her hands. There are no napkins around for Lizzo to use to clean her hands.

Lizzo, oh Lizzo, with bacon grease on her hands,
Trying to squeeze into jeans that she can barely stand.
No napkins in sight, no way to clean her mess,
She keeps trying to shimmy, but her jeans won't confess.

She tries to suck in, to make herself fit,
Her curves always glorious, but now they won't acquit.
She looks in the mirror, sees her reflection,
And decides to let go of her jeans' obsession.

For Lizzo knows that her worth is not in her size,
But in the love that she spreads and the light in her eyes.
So she takes off the jeans and dances in her skin,
Knowing that being herself is the ultimate win.

Sheboon, Usually agressive and loud, No thx!
 
i still don't know who the fuck lizzo is
 

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