Hey, incel! Do you wish to practice your English with young Americans face-to-face? 
Ask the Mormons (the latter day saints of Jesus Christ) to send you a free bible! It will be brought to you personally by (usually) two young American missionaries in their late teens/early twenties. If you live in the West, there's a good chance that YOU get to talk about resurrection with TWO (sometimes three!) young and beautiful traditional Mormon girls! If you live in a Third World country (or are just less lucky), you get to talk with two dressed up Mormon guys (don't worry, they are really friendly)!
They learn the basics of your language in only two weeks, and learn more by talking with the locals. So, you don't absolutely have to practice your verbal English, but here's your opportunity!
FAQ:
>They act friendly as long as they think they can convert you?!
Of course they are trying to save/convert you. Tell them that you haven't seen Mormons before and you wish to expand your knowledge
>Why do they sometimes send three missionaries to your house?
For security, which is understandable. This doesn't happen with guys, though!
>Have you noticed any differences between talking to the girl missionaries (sisters) vs guy missionaries (elders)
Yes. Girls are more likely to want stay in the topic, and guys are more relaxed and open to talk about anything (football, soccer, girls, their life in America etc.)
So, what are you waiting for? Spice up your boring life and book your free f2f English lesson today!
www.comeuntochrist.org
tl;dr: Spice up your boring life and book your free f2f English lesson today!
https://www.comeuntochrist.org/requests/free-holy-bible
Ask the Mormons (the latter day saints of Jesus Christ) to send you a free bible! It will be brought to you personally by (usually) two young American missionaries in their late teens/early twenties. If you live in the West, there's a good chance that YOU get to talk about resurrection with TWO (sometimes three!) young and beautiful traditional Mormon girls! If you live in a Third World country (or are just less lucky), you get to talk with two dressed up Mormon guys (don't worry, they are really friendly)!
They learn the basics of your language in only two weeks, and learn more by talking with the locals. So, you don't absolutely have to practice your verbal English, but here's your opportunity!
FAQ:
>They act friendly as long as they think they can convert you?!
Of course they are trying to save/convert you. Tell them that you haven't seen Mormons before and you wish to expand your knowledge
>Why do they sometimes send three missionaries to your house?
For security, which is understandable. This doesn't happen with guys, though!
>Have you noticed any differences between talking to the girl missionaries (sisters) vs guy missionaries (elders)
Yes. Girls are more likely to want stay in the topic, and guys are more relaxed and open to talk about anything (football, soccer, girls, their life in America etc.)
So, what are you waiting for? Spice up your boring life and book your free f2f English lesson today!
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www.comeuntochrist.org
tl;dr: Spice up your boring life and book your free f2f English lesson today!
https://www.comeuntochrist.org/requests/free-holy-bible
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