well as you guys know i've always talked about how in each generation of my big ass family theres a fuckup. well i am the fuck up of the millennial generation in my fam-o... i have talked about before how my family has pretty much abandoned me to myself. i kinda forced out my grandma out the house she and i inherited from my dead grandpa. i've spent the last few days going through all her shit. then i found it.
before i begin let me talk to you about my great grandpa Gitano Betancourt Arizpe. he was the product of rape. supposedly my Spanish great great grandma was raped by a gang of marauding mestizo/indian revolutionaries during the mexican revolutionary. so let that sink in. he was born into a very shitty life.
1. born with hypo ecto dysplasia (like me but he had a worse form. he literally did not grow any facial or head hair)
2. product of rape
3. born into a old spanish colonial family as a mixed mutt
so while i was going through my grandmas lingerie i found a stack of old photos albums and diaries hidden under all the bras and panties. they all looked boring until i found my great great grandmas old diary.... JESUS CHRIST THIS MOTHERFUCKER SUFFERED.
i read about how my great great grandpa would work his ass of for 12 hours a days (mind you the condition we were born into doesn't allow us to sweat we literally have to pour water on ourselves or we'll die of heatstroke no lie), made him sleep outside, gave him the worsts tasks of the estate like cleaning the shit house, never was allowed to celebrate with the family. NOTHING. he lived like a fucking quasimodo.
one day my great aunt accused Pelon (his nickname) of rape. this fucking enraged my great great grandpa. if its true I DONT KNOW but i wouldn't blame my uncle since my great aunt was a prime stacy in her youth (seriously ive seen her pics)... this caused the expulsion of my uncle from the family ranch and state.(my family was politically connected in mexico so he had to leave Jalisco since my great great granpda put a price on his head).
this is where things start to look good for my uncle pelon. he had changed his name, appearance and moved to Tamaulipas.....
AND THATS WHEN I FOUND NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS... MY UNCLE FUCKING ASCENDED!!! HE WAS ACCUSED BUT NEVER CONVITED OF MURDERING AND RAPING 3 STACIES IN MONTERREY MEXICO!!! HE MODUS OPERANDIS WAS POSING A A CLERGYMAN AND TRAVELING TO MONTERREY TO "STUDY" IN SOME SEMI FAMOUS CHURCH.
FUCKNG EPIC!!!!!! EVERYBODY HAD TALKED SHIT ABOUT MY UNCLE THROUGHOUT THE YEARS BECAUSE OF THE RAPE SHIT OF MY RETARDED AUNT BUT AT LEAST HE INFLICTED PAIN UPON STACIES AND ASCENDED!!!
GOD BLESS MY UNCLE PELON!!!!!
and shout out to my great great grandma to always having a soft spot for him... (they corresponded through mail until my great great granda died)
before i begin let me talk to you about my great grandpa Gitano Betancourt Arizpe. he was the product of rape. supposedly my Spanish great great grandma was raped by a gang of marauding mestizo/indian revolutionaries during the mexican revolutionary. so let that sink in. he was born into a very shitty life.
1. born with hypo ecto dysplasia (like me but he had a worse form. he literally did not grow any facial or head hair)
2. product of rape
3. born into a old spanish colonial family as a mixed mutt
so while i was going through my grandmas lingerie i found a stack of old photos albums and diaries hidden under all the bras and panties. they all looked boring until i found my great great grandmas old diary.... JESUS CHRIST THIS MOTHERFUCKER SUFFERED.
i read about how my great great grandpa would work his ass of for 12 hours a days (mind you the condition we were born into doesn't allow us to sweat we literally have to pour water on ourselves or we'll die of heatstroke no lie), made him sleep outside, gave him the worsts tasks of the estate like cleaning the shit house, never was allowed to celebrate with the family. NOTHING. he lived like a fucking quasimodo.
one day my great aunt accused Pelon (his nickname) of rape. this fucking enraged my great great grandpa. if its true I DONT KNOW but i wouldn't blame my uncle since my great aunt was a prime stacy in her youth (seriously ive seen her pics)... this caused the expulsion of my uncle from the family ranch and state.(my family was politically connected in mexico so he had to leave Jalisco since my great great granpda put a price on his head).
this is where things start to look good for my uncle pelon. he had changed his name, appearance and moved to Tamaulipas.....
AND THATS WHEN I FOUND NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS... MY UNCLE FUCKING ASCENDED!!! HE WAS ACCUSED BUT NEVER CONVITED OF MURDERING AND RAPING 3 STACIES IN MONTERREY MEXICO!!! HE MODUS OPERANDIS WAS POSING A A CLERGYMAN AND TRAVELING TO MONTERREY TO "STUDY" IN SOME SEMI FAMOUS CHURCH.
FUCKNG EPIC!!!!!! EVERYBODY HAD TALKED SHIT ABOUT MY UNCLE THROUGHOUT THE YEARS BECAUSE OF THE RAPE SHIT OF MY RETARDED AUNT BUT AT LEAST HE INFLICTED PAIN UPON STACIES AND ASCENDED!!!
GOD BLESS MY UNCLE PELON!!!!!
and shout out to my great great grandma to always having a soft spot for him... (they corresponded through mail until my great great granda died)
