Firefly
Titles are for fags.
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Hello and welcome to my guide on how to become the ultimate Chad if you are a manlet.
If you are just a mental/ugly cel in general then it's already over for you and this guide won't help you, sorry, rope is the best cure.
Step 1: Get a surgery to get one of these bad boys (preferably the longer ones) -
Step 2: Say that you lost your legs in an injury while serving in the IDF.
Step 3: Claim that you were 6'5" before the injury as well to make sure she doesn't doubt your genes and her children will be tall.
Step 4: Fuck all the stacies.
Step 5: Post on incels.is your positive HIV test and all the other tests of std's you got.
Hope you enjoyed this guide!
If you are just a mental/ugly cel in general then it's already over for you and this guide won't help you, sorry, rope is the best cure.
Step 1: Get a surgery to get one of these bad boys (preferably the longer ones) -
Step 2: Say that you lost your legs in an injury while serving in the IDF.
Step 3: Claim that you were 6'5" before the injury as well to make sure she doesn't doubt your genes and her children will be tall.
Step 4: Fuck all the stacies.
Step 5: Post on incels.is your positive HIV test and all the other tests of std's you got.
Hope you enjoyed this guide!