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For any incels that are fluent in Russian.

Ugh, ugh, aaaarrrrggghhh!!!
 
Ugh, ugh, aaaarrrrggghhh!!!
Monke
 
Everyone’s diverting from the topic, don’t worry about why I want it translated, just someone please help me.
 
8:23 is too much, I'll have a go if you reduce it.
 
@supersoldier
@Anarcho Nihilist
@Vesuvius Pumpkin
@NorthernWind
 
AI can do this lol, you can even get Youtube to give you translated subs but here goes:

Treachery and Love

come on come on come on (playing football)

you know (conversation fragment)

F: Hi, Fishes! Have you done your Physics?
M: Petrova, can I ask you... as a woman... So tell me... really how can we meet/get to know you (females)
F: Ah, so that's what you're talking about.
(inaudible or cut)
M: not important
F: Well you know it's very easy to meet/get to know us. Grab your briefcase, approach from behind, and with full power BANG/CRUNCH on the head! And then you say, what beautiful eyes you have - one better than the other. We really like that.
M: But won't you [women] get angry? That's painful!
F: Seriously? After that any girl will rush into your arms and say "Fishes, I'm really into you!"
F: Let's go let's go, be bold. The most important thing is to strike - and don't forget about the eyes!
M: Petrova, what beautiful eyes you have - one better than the other.
F: Fishes, I'm really into you!
M: Cool!
 
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AI can do this lol, you can even get Youtube to give you translated subs but here goes:

Treachery and Love

come on come on come on (playing football)

you know (conversation fragment)

F: Hi, Fishes! Have you done your Physics?
M: Petrova, can I ask you... as a woman... So tell me... really how can we meet/get to know you (females)
F: Ah, so that's what you're talking about.
(inaudible or cut)
M: not important
F: Well you know it's very easy to meet/get to know us. Grab your briefcase, approach from behind, and with full power BANG/CRUNCH on the head! And then you say, what beautiful eyes you have - one better than the other. We really like that.
M: But won't you [women] get angry? That's painful!
F: Seriously? After that any girl will rush into your arms and say "Fishes, I'm really into you!"
F: Let's go let's go, be bold. The most important thing is to strike - and don't forget about the eyes!
M: Petrova, what beautiful eyes you have - one better than the other.
F: Fishes, I'm really into you!
M: Cool!
Thanks man.
 
jfl at this thread as I recently visited Russia and watched this show from old tv while ldaring. The intro theme is really nostalgic.
 
От ералашa у меня всегда член вставал
 

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