Story Foids at the door

[UnwantedVirgin]

Two of them around their early 20's, only door to door sales however but I still ended up staring at their boobs out of internet habit and sexual starvation. They looked disgusted at each other and made an excuse to cut their pitch short and leave.

How do you handle such encounters, ever involuntarily checked a foid out only for them to notice?

 

[Oroborus]

Door at the foids

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

Greet them with a gun to their face (in Portal 2).

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

It's over for doorcels.

 

[Massimo The Koala]

Door to door people suck.

 

[Biocel]

Foids being half naked and expecting only chad to look at them

 

[bigantennaemay1]

I still ended up staring at their boobs out of internet habit and sexual starvation. They looked disgusted at each other and made an excuse to cut their pitch short and leave.

I should utilize this. It seems to have solved the problem of unwanted solicitors at your door.

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

Door to door people suck.

Yep. I was waiting for a package and was too eager to open the door thinking it was the mail man, should of stopped to peak out first. That's what I get for being an impatient autist.

Foids being half naked and expecting only chad to look at them

I wasn't quite that lucky unfortunately, its just been mild here so girls are starting to show more cleavage and legs.

I should utilize this. It seems to have solved the problem of unwanted solicitors at your door.

Problem is what happens if you get a reputation for being the local pervert, word travels fast in small communities.

 

[InMinecraft]

Door at the foids