Years ago I used to dream a lot about toilets genuinely being affectionate and intimate in detail, doing all of my favorite positions and leaving them wet, gasping and but genuinely smiling after a good, intense fuck to the point that even after waking up I was glad to dream it. There was a time I could even do some lucid dreaming, it was awesome.
Nowadays I have zero dreams about anything. It's over for dreamcels.