RageFuel Foid made fun of my bike today

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Today I rode my bike into another town, I've started becoming very confident on it, it's a fixed gear bike and is a sparkly metallic orange with white & chrome hardware, even the tyres are orange.

I was riding around the town center, winding through all the pedestrians and cars and then this young teen foid started laughing at my bike and saying 'look at the orange bike' in a mocking tone, she was with about 4 friends.

I should have crashed it into her.
Ironically there's a part of me that wants people to hate on it when they see me riding, that's why I chose a unique looking bike, I did get 3 compliments about the bike from 3 male normies however.
 
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Cycling is a God-tier cope
 
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Not_Important said:
Cycling is a God-tier cope

Bike riding should be the official incel method of transport
 
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Zesto said:

It's ok for me because where I live fixies are very rare. I also hate the idea of depending on normies for bike maintenance, gears can get glichy sometimes.
 
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Blancmange said:
It's ok for me because where I live fixies are very rare. I also hate the idea of depending on normies for bike maintence, gears can get glichy sometimes.

Hipster :soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy:

I'd be to scared to drive a bike with no brakes.

If I ride a bicycle it would only be a Japanese one.
 
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Zesto said:
Hipster :soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy:

I'd be to scared to drive a bike with no brakes.

If I ride a bicycle it would only be a Japanese one.

My country forces bikes to have brakes front and rear, also have to wear a helmet or I'd get a fine if caught.

The best thing I like about having it fixed gear (besides less chance of something happening to the gears) is it is dead silent, I can ride right behind people walking and they can't hear me at all.

I would probably ride a BMX if hipsters invade my area though.
 
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I like biking too, but riding on the roads is scary, so I stick to the trails.
 
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Not_Important said:
Cycling is a God-tier cope
lmao is he doing a wheelie in that pic? OP should learn to. Fixed gear bikes are badass watch Premium Rush
 
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Blancmange said:
Today I rode my bike into another town, I've started becoming very confident on it, it's a fixed gear bike and is a sparkly metallic orange with white & chrome hardware, even the tyres are orange.

I was riding around the town center, winding through all the pedestrians and cars and then this young teen foid started laughing at my bike and saying 'look at the orange bike' in a mocking tone, she was with about 4 friends.

I should have crashed it into her.
Ironically there's a part of me that wants people to hate on it when they see me riding, that's why I chose a unique looking bike, I did get 3 compliments about the bike from 3 male normies however.


Teen foids w/ friends are the absolute worst because their group and orbiters give them insane confidence and the meat sockets that are their vaginas make them feel like they are on top of the world. Im sorry you had to go through that, an orange bike w/ custom tires sounds badass
 
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Show hER what cycling is all about.
 
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Juxtaposition6 said:
Show hER what cycling is all about.
ERadicate the threat
 
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A bicycle making fun of a bicycle, that's ironic.
 
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get a unicycle