Today was my legday, so I went out for an intensive endurance + HIIT training in the woods near my house. I like to run in those woods because even if they are public, nobody ever goes there (maybe serial killer psychosis or other alien related fears, idk).
Nobody goes there except middle aged fat people owning dogs. Because dogs have to run and do shit under human supervision to feel happy (I hate those entitled motherfuckers, I prefer cats, cats are not always after you, they cuddle from time to time and just do their fucking sport on their own, they even chase stupid animals such as rats or mices, cats are good animals unlike those retarded dogs, kill all dogs already (not only in movies tbh)).
Why am I venting ? Because I was beginning to feel that my routine, breath and leg movements were finally on point (you need a time of adaptation before hitting the wall) when 2 motherfucking dogs appeared in my sight, sniffing some horse shit, dead rabbit or other stupid things they find appealing on the ground, going from the right to the left, and then from the left to the right, with a motherfucking boomer ex Stacey owner not holding them in leech and looking for Chad's dick in the clouds.
So I came right and left, and right and left, and those motherfuckers were basically doing the same thing, as if I was running to a deforming mirror depicting myself as 2 stupidly cute long-haired clear Labrador dogs.
I almost hit one when we intersected out trajectories, and I had to make a quick stop and go on the side to avoid crushing its skull. Then the old boomer foid just stood here and made a stupid smile to me, as to say : "Ho don't mind my lunatic dog, he's cute and funny and affectionate right, I know he cute, teehee".
As the cuck that I am irl, I just gave her the smile back.
But my routine breath and cardiac rythm were fucked for the coming hour. And my HIIT training was awful because of that.
Boomers, foids and dogs are the worst kind of entitled piece of horse shit. And today, I had to cross the path of this very Axis of Evil.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nobody goes there except middle aged fat people owning dogs. Because dogs have to run and do shit under human supervision to feel happy (I hate those entitled motherfuckers, I prefer cats, cats are not always after you, they cuddle from time to time and just do their fucking sport on their own, they even chase stupid animals such as rats or mices, cats are good animals unlike those retarded dogs, kill all dogs already (not only in movies tbh)).
Why am I venting ? Because I was beginning to feel that my routine, breath and leg movements were finally on point (you need a time of adaptation before hitting the wall) when 2 motherfucking dogs appeared in my sight, sniffing some horse shit, dead rabbit or other stupid things they find appealing on the ground, going from the right to the left, and then from the left to the right, with a motherfucking boomer ex Stacey owner not holding them in leech and looking for Chad's dick in the clouds.
So I came right and left, and right and left, and those motherfuckers were basically doing the same thing, as if I was running to a deforming mirror depicting myself as 2 stupidly cute long-haired clear Labrador dogs.
I almost hit one when we intersected out trajectories, and I had to make a quick stop and go on the side to avoid crushing its skull. Then the old boomer foid just stood here and made a stupid smile to me, as to say : "Ho don't mind my lunatic dog, he's cute and funny and affectionate right, I know he cute, teehee".
As the cuck that I am irl, I just gave her the smile back.
But my routine breath and cardiac rythm were fucked for the coming hour. And my HIIT training was awful because of that.
Boomers, foids and dogs are the worst kind of entitled piece of horse shit. And today, I had to cross the path of this very Axis of Evil.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
