Incel Gamer
In a relationship with my Xbox
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- Jan 16, 2020
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Well guys, I'm thinking about roping soon. It's completely over for me. I'll never have one sexual experience in my life, or know what that even feels like!
I accidentally found a sex worker on Plenty Of Fish just from randomly messaging girls. The girl I messaged didn't look like a post-prime 40 year old with a meth addiction (like most prostitutes do). She was actually a cute 20 year old with perfect skin and big tits. After she told me she was a sex worker and asked if I wanted to have some fun with her, I decided to actually go through with it!
(BEFORE YOU ASK, I FACETIMED HER ON MY PHONE TO MAKE SURE SHE WAS REAL, AND SHE WAS.)
I didn't want to lose my virginity to an escort just yet (I'd rather dolphin dive into a pile of AIDS needles) I only wanted a blowjob. She told me a bj cost $50. So I agreed to it. And we made plans to meet at her apartment yesterday.
So anyway, I showed up at her apartment yesterday and messaged her on Snapchat (that's how we were communicating) and told her I was there. I waited 10 minutes and she didn't see my message. But finally, 5 minutes later, she saw my message and said "Oh sorry! I was doing something on my phone. I'm here! Are you ready?" and I said "Yeah, I'm outside in the red car by the fire hydrant." and she said "Okay baby, do you have the money?" and I said "Yep! Do you want that in cash?" and she said "Well actually I only take payments on CashApp, is that okay?" and I said "Sure. I can send it now". So after I sent her the $50 she was like "Thank you baby! I'm on my way out to your car!"
But after 5 minutes I didn't see hI kept waiting and waiting and still didn't see her... After waiting a whole 45 minutes, I thought to myself "Why the hell is she not out here?" so I got on my phone to message her, and realized she blocked me on Snapchat and blocked my cell phone number!
The whore must have blocked me shortly after I sent her the money!!!
I'm not mad that I lost $50, I'm just mad that I didn't get a bj still!
I accidentally found a sex worker on Plenty Of Fish just from randomly messaging girls. The girl I messaged didn't look like a post-prime 40 year old with a meth addiction (like most prostitutes do). She was actually a cute 20 year old with perfect skin and big tits. After she told me she was a sex worker and asked if I wanted to have some fun with her, I decided to actually go through with it!
(BEFORE YOU ASK, I FACETIMED HER ON MY PHONE TO MAKE SURE SHE WAS REAL, AND SHE WAS.)
I didn't want to lose my virginity to an escort just yet (I'd rather dolphin dive into a pile of AIDS needles) I only wanted a blowjob. She told me a bj cost $50. So I agreed to it. And we made plans to meet at her apartment yesterday.
So anyway, I showed up at her apartment yesterday and messaged her on Snapchat (that's how we were communicating) and told her I was there. I waited 10 minutes and she didn't see my message. But finally, 5 minutes later, she saw my message and said "Oh sorry! I was doing something on my phone. I'm here! Are you ready?" and I said "Yeah, I'm outside in the red car by the fire hydrant." and she said "Okay baby, do you have the money?" and I said "Yep! Do you want that in cash?" and she said "Well actually I only take payments on CashApp, is that okay?" and I said "Sure. I can send it now". So after I sent her the $50 she was like "Thank you baby! I'm on my way out to your car!"
But after 5 minutes I didn't see hI kept waiting and waiting and still didn't see her... After waiting a whole 45 minutes, I thought to myself "Why the hell is she not out here?" so I got on my phone to message her, and realized she blocked me on Snapchat and blocked my cell phone number!
The whore must have blocked me shortly after I sent her the money!!!
I'm not mad that I lost $50, I'm just mad that I didn't get a bj still!