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First celebrity endorsement that got me to buy a product

blackcel

blackcel

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Brought metamucil after watching this vid and holy fuck I am sure glad I did. My poops used to take so long that it would literally make me late for work. My family would tell me I just need to eat better or exercise more. Nah, fuck that. Just take my metamucil and I'm good to go. Perfectly smooth turds that come out with no issue. It started working like a day after I started taking it, too. Amazing. Thank you, Jack Black.
 
I like Jack Black too. But I think people are gonna give him grief for his soy expression.
 
I fucking despise Jack Black. Hes such a faggot.
 
Hes incredibly unlikable in everything hes is.

His energy is so obviously forced its depressing.

I have no idea why people like him. Hes never been in a single thing I liked
 
I wonder how Jacob got his first gigs.
Do yourself a favor and buy directly organic psyllium. Cheaper than the fancy brand.
 
I bought only lemonade "Buratinas" because shamil Basayev was drinking it

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I like him tbh.
Never bought something bec of that reason tho.
 
Hes incredibly unlikable in everything hes is.

His energy is so obviously forced its depressing.

I have no idea why people like him. Hes never been in a single thing I liked
High IQ. Almost :soy::soy::soy: if he wasnt famous and rich
 
Have pride in your shits jfl. The shitpill is very real, having wide bloody shits is good. There is no charm to a smooth turd, it is better to have large dry clumps and varying textures.
 

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