JFL Finish the joke: Taylor Swift fails a COVID test before a concert, and her doctor says…

[Subhuman Niceguy]

And her doctor says, “I told you not to sit next to Lizzo at the Grammy Awards.”

 

[shii410]

Would you fuck Lizzo OP?

 

[iblamemyself]

And her doctor says: “Oy vey, oy vey! Oy gevalt!”

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

And her doctor says,”It’s better to fail this - rather than a pregnancy test.”

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

And her doctor says, “that fish market you like to go to is not kosher.”

 

[AsiaCel]

No more monkeys jumping on the bed

 

[greggymex7]

Told you not to 733r78j

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

And her doctor says, “I hope you only had sex with one player on the team - everyone could test positive!”

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

And her doctor says, “I hope you only had sex with one player on the team - everyone could test positive!”

'everyone could test positive'

lol not if the testing was done by whoever runs the NFL's drug tests. then nobody would test positive for STDs, even if the whole team was dying of AIDS

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

No more monkeys jumping on the bed

 

[compost]

"...vaxed?"

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

And her doctor says, “How can you have a boyfriend who works for Pfizer - and still get COVID?”

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

And her doctor says, “Justin Bieber probably has COVID also - since you are cheating on Travis with him.”