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LifeFuel Finally met my second escort. I feel like heaven

thewageslave

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After my bad experience with my first one in february I decided to carefully pick my second one. This girl is from Slovakia.

Started my day by eating a nice burger in the sunshine here in the Swedish capital.

Went to her and was greeted by a really nice warm smile. Came into her fresh apartment and she offers me some water when she sees that I have become dehydrated. Washed my hands. Gave her the money and then we talked and I asked a little about the sex purchase law in Sweden and she thinks it's pathetic. That she was telephone harassed by the feminazi social services and police when she worked at a hotel as prostitute, even though she repeatedly said to them that she did not want their "help".

She undresses and holy damn what a curvy body. The breasts were unrealistically symmetrical and with perfect size, and the ass was out of the world. She kind of had the perfect body fat. Very smooth skin. Tight pink pussy. The bed was really soft and perfect.

When she started blowing me off, my dick got really hard. Has kind of never been that hard before. Felt like I was in a porn movie and fantasy world. She starts to ride me really hard with reverse cowgirl position and moans like hell. Then I did doggy style really hard. At time she oiled my cock and then I did the missionary on her. Kissed her breasts and much more. After sex, we continue to talk about everything possible, about how Sweden's feminism is a disaster and how opponents of prostitution exaggerate. Really nice personality. Never felt happier than now. Haha I feel so alive! Thinking of visiting her again.

Escortcelling is the best!
 
You will become addicted to her, lose all your money to her, start seeing other shittier prostitutes to cope with the fact you can't see the better one, get aids and die


Also the fact she was nice to you means you either paid way too much and are a cuck and a mark or you are not even ugly
 
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Just kidding. Nice that you had a good experience. Maybe it will be a relief to you somewhat. Maybe i'll end up doing it too one day if i get less high inhib.
 
Also the fact she was nice to you means you either paid way too much and are a cuck and a mark or you are not even ugly
Not really, I pitimaxxed and get decent treatment from escorts
 
You will become addicted to her, lose all your money to her, start seeing other shittier prostitutes to cope with the fact you can't see the better one, get aids and die


Also the fact she was nice to you means you either paid way too much and are a cuck and a mark or you are not even ugly
I paid the average market price. I didn't pay more than what the market states.

I was treated very bad by my first escort, and the first escort really showed disgust in her face when we were in the elevator on the way up. So no, I was not treated nice beacuse of me being "good looking" which I am not.
 
i guess it's an experience but to me it would feel like a forced interaction
 
How old are you and how much did you pay?
 
GrAYcel fakecel thread :feelsugh:
 
Having sex with a prostitute is like having sex with a doll. There is no chemistry.
 
How old are you and how much did you pay?
between 20 and 30.

Paid 180 dollars.
Having sex with a prostitute is like having sex with a doll. There is no chemistry.
Believe me, it is a myth what you just said. You don't feel any difference from when the escort rides you compared to what you see in the amateur porn videos. But it depends on if you meet a good escort with good reviews.
 
i guess it's an experience but to me it would feel like a forced interaction
I know what you mean but that's why you should go when really horny so that you just care about having a pussy to fuck.
 
i guess it's an experience but to me it would feel like a forced interaction
Not if you feel that she is very kind and inviting. If you get a good first impression then you can continue. But if you feel a bad vibe its up to you to just turn around and don't pay. The mistake that many sex buyers do is that they proceed to take the step further even though the escort is behaving like a bitch.
I know what you mean but that's why you should go when really horny so that you just care about having a pussy to fuck.
I don't understand how anyone can think about "chemistry" or "real love" when you have a curvy angel naked in the same bed in very intimate positions. Are the people here gay or what?? For fuck sake.
 
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I know what you mean but that's why you should go when really horny so that you just care about having a pussy to fuck.
Not if you feel that she is very kind and inviting. If you get a good first impression then you can continue. But if you feel a bad vibe its up to you to just turn around and don't pay. The mistake that many sex buyers do is that they proceed to take the step further even though the escort is behaving like a bitch.

I don't understand how anyone can think about "chemistry" or "real love" when you have a curvy angel naked in the same bed in very intimate positions. Are the people here gay or what?? For fuck sake.
i just coudn't get turned on with a dirty escort just thought of it makes me feel ill
 
Congrats on having a good experience and hats off for being based enough to escortcel. Escortcelling >>> betabuxxing or cuckholding which is what most men do.
I plan on following ur path soon as well brocel
 
"Nice warm smile" actually means the smile of the predator who catch her prey.
 
That really narrows it down:feelsseriously:
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"Nice warm smile" actually means the smile of the predator who catch her prey.
Even if it is faked or mannered it makes me more relaxed. But overall she had a nice personality in the sense that I could not imagine her being angry or acting like a bitch.
So she oiled your cock and you fucked her? Didnt you wear a condom?
She oiled it when masturbating me. I used condom yes...
You will become addicted to her, lose all your money to her, start seeing other shittier prostitutes to cope with the fact you can't see the better one, get aids and die


Also the fact she was nice to you means you either paid way too much and are a cuck and a mark or you are not even ugly
I don't get addicted. I restrict myself to 1 escort visit per month. I already work and make a good living. My money is rotting in the bank account
 
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fuck :feelsrope:all escorts are shit here tbh. anyway sounds good op will see if I can find a nice one :feelscomfy:
 
Did she do BJ without condom?
 
I gave up on escortmaxxing. I've fucked enough hookers by now to the point where I don't really care anymore. I'll just feel super down afterwards when I realized how much money I blew. Not to mention that I put myself in very high risk of catching some STDs.

I'd rather try to ascend with a short fat dark oompa loompa looking filipina. Go on a few dates to see how its like.

But even then I can't find any short dark fat foids (I know theyre the lowest in SMV as far as foids).

Suifuel seeing 5'10 normie white dudes walking around with my looksmatch lol. Kid you not.

Thats just how things are here in the SF bay area. Literal 3-4/10 short ugly fat foids thinking they are 9s cuz they can snag some 5'9 white guy.
 
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Mogs me at having a good experience tbh
 
is everyone in this thread gay wtf man this sounds amazing
 
How is it giving free money when you get sex?
The foid gets sex plus your money. And do you think she pays Chad for sex ? No. Do you think a low smv foid would pay you, or even Chad, to have sex ? No. Never ever happened in human history. It's basically free money you're willingly giving to holes. :feelsugh:
 
is everyone in this thread gay wtf man this sounds amazing
That is the sad reality. People here are gay. If people want to die sexless that is up to them. I am paying a little bit of my budget for high quality sex.
 
You're actually pathetic. :feelswhat:
Groweling before a woman, talking to her about muh feminism.
Don't you know that before male labour was devalued by feminism her pussy was not worth 50$? Now she gets to charge 4x the amount.

I get that you need to have sex but never pretend like enabling these whores is a great alternative. You probably had to work 3 days to get what she made in an hour. Your labour is worth 20 times less

Minimal wage in Slovakia is like 700$, she made a 1/4th of a minumal wage in an hour.
 
Dont listen to the wizard brocels who fap 3 times a day watching fetishist degenerate porn that at the same time say fucking a prostitute is degenerate and not worth it, you did a good choice.

Escortcelling is the best cope in this world, gives motivation to moneymaxx, as long as you have money, you have sex:dab:

"but muh fellings and muh love" :soy:
 
Escortcels.are fakecels
 
You're actually pathetic. :feelswhat:
Groweling before a woman, talking to her about muh feminism.
Don't you know that before male labour was devalued by feminism her pussy was not worth 50$? Now she gets to charge 4x the amount.

I get that you need to have sex but never pretend like enabling these whores is a great alternative. You probably had to work 3 days to get what she made in an hour. Your labour is worth 20 times less

Minimal wage in Slovakia is like 700$, she made a 1/4th of a minumal wage in an hour.
Extremely based.
Escortcels.are fakecels
Basically
 
you were extremely lucky tbh
 
You're actually pathetic. :feelswhat:
Groweling before a woman, talking to her about muh feminism.
Don't you know that before male labour was devalued by feminism her pussy was not worth 50$? Now she gets to charge 4x the amount.

I get that you need to have sex but never pretend like enabling these whores is a great alternative. You probably had to work 3 days to get what she made in an hour. Your labour is worth 20 times less

Minimal wage in Slovakia is like 700$, she made a 1/4th of a minumal wage in an hour.
I don't care you little dipshit. Unlike you I am not a poor fucking gandhi bitching over spending some money. This is a win-win situation. I get sex and she gets money. The prize of having a 10/10 stacy riding and bouncing on you with her ass in front of you is worth all the money. Because it makes you mentally stable for so long time and happy aswell.
you were extremely lucky tbh
Lucky? You just need some money and a phone to call the girl. Nothing advanced about that.
 
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I don't care you little dipshit. Unlike you I am not a poor fucking gandhi bitching over spending some money. This is a win-win situation. I get sex and she gets money. The prize of having a 10/10 stacy riding and bouncing on you with her ass in front of you is worth all the money. Because it makes you mentally stable for so long time and happy aswell.
I call bullshit on a 10/10 stacy charging 180$ in Sweden. Show me her body in private chat and I ll see. I thought I was harsh on you but apparently not enough. That woman is not a prize and she certainly is not worth as much as you paid.

You got conned. You can't win the game because the gynocentric society and weak men inflated a woman's cunt price to insane heights. I don't know how rich you are but I could not afford to escortcel in the long run. The price of whores in my country coupled with relatively low wages means I could only afford sex 3 times a month
 
I add escortcels to ignore list because they have a better life than me due to being NT low anxiety and having more money.
 
I add escortcels to ignore list because they have a better life than me due to being NT low anxiety and having more money.
:feelsokman:They may as well betabuxx some foid directlt
 
I call bullshit on a 10/10 stacy charging 180$ in Sweden. Show me her body in private chat and I ll see. I thought I was harsh on you but apparently not enough. That woman is not a prize and she certainly is not worth as much as you paid.

You got conned. You can't win the game because the gynocentric society and weak men inflated a woman's cunt price to insane heights. I don't know how rich you are but I could not afford to escortcel in the long run. The price of whores in my country coupled with relatively low wages means I could only afford sex 3 times a month
cope
 

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