JFL Finally got a girls number

[nyc]

My mom has gotten so depressed that I don’t have a girlfriend, so while she was shopping she ran into a girl and asked her for her number to give to me. I haven’t even messaged the number yet, I don’t know if I should. It’s probably fake anyways, LOL. You know it’s over when your mom has to try and get girls’ numbers for you. I’ve tried being honest with my mom and explaining to her that i’m just ugly, but she always tells me I’m a handsome man and that I just need to keep trying and put myself out there more. She just won’t accept the truth, that I lost the genetic lottery. My mom doesn’t realize that women only really care about looks, money, and social status. JFL!!!

 

[uninstall]

jfl

@ ur mom doing approaching for you


nevertheless, spam that bitch see what happens

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Probably a whale

 

[Anger]

You should fuck your mom instead tbh

 

[Spite]

Yeah I'm not buying this shit

 

[Deleted member 5861]

put myself out there more.

just the idea that not literally every single guy on fucking earth can get a girl is so foreign to these fucks.

 

[lastchancel]

My mom has gotten so depressed that I don’t have a girlfriend, so while she was shopping she ran into a girl and asked her for her number to give to me. I haven’t even messaged the number yet, I don’t know if I should. It’s probably fake anyways, LOL. You know it’s over when your mom has to try and get girls’ numbers for you. I’ve tried being honest with my mom and explaining to her that i’m just ugly, but she always tells me I’m a handsome man and that I just need to keep trying and put myself out there more. She just won’t accept the truth, that I lost the genetic lottery. My mom doesn’t realize that women only really care about looks, money, and social status. JFL!!!

message her, she hasn't seen you yet. she'll probably message you back till she finds out what you look like

 

[EthnicelNL]

You should fuck your mom instead tbh

High iq

 

[Zaetheus]

Get this outta here. Your mom probably gave u a fake number to get your hopes up and she’ll text you through a text app or something. Getting your hopes up ,she’ll then realize shes in to deep. And come clean that you were texting her the whole time. IncestTheory confirmed

 

[orchis]

Just let mom approach theory.

 

[Gremlincel]

This is actually sad.

 

[jon3]

A moms job is to say your handsome. She will avoid the truth no matter how obvious it is.

 

[AsiaCel]

Get this outta here. Your mom probably gave u a fake number to get your hopes up and she’ll text you through a text app or something. Getting your hopes up ,she’ll then realize shes in to deep. And come clean that you were texting her the whole time. IncestTheory confirmed

 

[SadRealistcel]

find her house break in and get two witnesses and force her to marry inshallah this is the only way

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

My mom has gotten so depressed that I don’t have a girlfriend, so while she was shopping she ran into a girl and asked her for her number to give to me. I haven’t even messaged the number yet, I don’t know if I should. It’s probably fake anyways, LOL. You know it’s over when your mom has to try and get girls’ numbers for you. I’ve tried being honest with my mom and explaining to her that i’m just ugly, but she always tells me I’m a handsome man and that I just need to keep trying and put myself out there more. She just won’t accept the truth, that I lost the genetic lottery. My mom doesn’t realize that women only really care about looks, money, and social status. JFL!!!

My mom has literally done this for me too. My mom is very good looking so she can get anyone to do anything. Easy to pick up girls when my appearance isn't involved. But they would have to see me eventually.

I texted one a few times then stopped because she was ugly too.

 

[SadBoiKen]

Just shoot a text, and see what happens.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Get this outta here. Your mom probably gave u a fake number to get your hopes up and she’ll text you through a text app or something. Getting your hopes up ,she’ll then realize shes in to deep. And come clean that you were texting her the whole time. IncestTheory confirmed

Honestly this could be correct. I think it's some ugly whale or something though

 

[Deleted member 10531]

women only really care about looks, money, and social status. JFL!!!

"No no, women aren't REALLY like that, just find some hobbies you actually like and be yourself, you'll find the right one enventually"

 

[The End]

My mom has tried this for me. No success thus far.

Probably the most annoying time was when she started fixating on this girl she wanted me to date. My mom asked the girl for her facebook address, and when my mom visited she was extremely impressed by the amount of traveling and friends this girl had. When I asked later, my mom said I shouldn't message this girl, because she was out of my league!

It was somewhat gratifying my mom finally accepted that I suck, because she usually is unrealistically complimentary of me. But now I see that she was lying about all the nice things she said about me. *shrug*

Oh, and good luck with this lady. Now just get your mom to make her suck your dick, and you're set.

 

[KV-]

My mom has tried this for me. No success thus far.

Probably the most annoying time was when she started fixating on this girl she wanted me to date. My mom asked the girl for her facebook address, and when my mom visited she was extremely impressed by the amount of traveling and friends this girl had. When I asked later, my mom said I shouldn't message this girl, because she was out of my league!

It was somewhat gratifying my mom finally accepted that I suck, because she usually is very complimentary about me. But now I see that she was completely lying about all the nice things she said about me. *shrug*

Shit thats rough. Condolences, brother.

 

[The End]

Shit thats rough. Condolences, brother.

Thanks. Since I am middle-aged, I guess even my mom is starting to realize what a piece of shit I am.

 

[Dungcel]

message her, she hasn't seen you yet. she'll probably message you back till she finds out what you look like

If his mom was the one doing the approaching then I think anyone can connect a few dots...