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[FuckTheFBI]

If your genetics are too shit to bodybuild do fighting, fighting doesn't depend on genetics so much and literally anyone could do it (unless you are max level crippled) and DONT DO FUCKING KARATE these are the only martial arts you need.

• Boxing
• Muay Thai
• Wrestling
• Jiu Jitsu

all other martial arts FUCKING SUCK BALLS!! If you are incel at least do one of these martial arts!

 

[Potential Rapist]

Everything depends on genetics, GrAY.

 

[FuckTheFBI]

Everything depends on genetics, GrAY.

Idk man I have horrible dogshit genetics and I could fight, I even made a thread about it.

 

[Winter War]

No "martial art" will save you from a bullet or even a blade

 

[FuckTheFBI]

No "martial art" will save you from a bullet or even a blade

Have both then

 

[Potential Rapist]

Idk man I have horrible dogshit genetics and I could fight, I even made a thread about it.

Height, weight and wrist size?

 

[FuckTheFBI]

Height, weight and wrist size?

5'9, 160 pounds and 6 inch wrist (from what I remember when I measured my wrist)

Also there is a SPED at my jiu jitsu academy who is 140 lbs, 5'5 and has tiny ass wrists and he is pretty good, I guarantee you mog him.

 

[Potential Rapist]

5'9, 160 pounds and 6 inch wrist (from what I remember when I measured my wrist)

Also there is a SPED at my jiu jitsu academy who is 140 lbs, 5'5 and has tiny ass wrists and he is pretty good

I have the same stats as him, what do you think is the best martial art for framecel manlets? BJJ?

 

[FuckTheFBI]

I have the same stats as him, what do you think is the best martial art for framecel manlets? BJJ?

Boxing, Muay Thai, Wrestling and Jiu Jitsu

 

[RealSchizo]

i am bad when it comes to someone teaching me how to do anything.

 

[FuckTheFBI]

i am bad when it comes to someone teaching me how to do anything.

Same but you should get it since martial arts is the best thing incels could do as its the least dependant physical activity on genetics especially in competition

 

[ThisShitIsOva]

I started looking into classes this past summer. The actual serious classes are very expensive, plus you have to buy specific equipment and clothing. Also, guys like us get overcharged for everything, plus we'll need a lot more sessions than regular guys.

That said. You're right, OP. Learning, and becoming actually good at, a martial art is something that could be helpful to us. I still might take the plunge if I can sustain being in my job long enough to fund my classes.

 

[FuckTheFBI]

I started looking into classes this past summer. The actual serious classes are very expensive, plus you have to buy specific equipment and clothing. Also, guys like us get overcharged for everything, plus we'll need a lot more sessions than regular guys.

That said. You're right, OP. Learning, and becoming actually good at, a martial art is something that could be helpful to us. I still might take the plunge if I can sustain being in my job long enough to fund my classes.

I pay 149.99$ a month for my academy there is a academy that charges 90$ a month near me but its ghetto af

 

[Swagpilled]

can you give me 35 euros

 

[Jedi Master Cock ru]

Can I learn these alone? There’s no way I can go to a gym or something and fight with real people who probably mog me.

 

[diedlonely]

I pay 149.99$ a month for my academy there is a academy that charges 90$ a month near me but its ghetto af

yeahhhh no.

 

[FuckTheFBI]

yeahhhh no.

its not much I dont spend more than 40$ then I am good

 

[Friezacel]

No martial arts for my height

 

[FuckTheFBI]

No martial arts for my height

Wrestling and jiu jitsu because grappling is specifically designed for cursed manlets

 

[Friezacel]

Wrestling and jiu jitsu because grappling is specifically designed for cursed manlets

Wrestling is gay af, not sure what Jiu Jitsu is

 

[never began]

No "martial art" will save you from a bullet or even a blade

What a dumbass post.

If you smoke Chad with a gun his girl will immortalize him forever and be his widow.
If you brutally beat him down so hard he's half as ugly as you his girl will leave him

 

[FuckTheFBI]

Wrestling is gay af, not sure what Jiu Jitsu is

Jiu jitsu is wrestling but with submissions so arm locks, leg locks and chokeholds

wrestle with a doublet then

 

[Friezacel]

Jiu jitsu is wrestling but with submissions so arm locks, leg locks and chokeholds

wrestle with a doublet then

sounds gay as well, i think i'll stick to weapons

 

[JudeoBiden]

If your genetics are too shit to bodybuild do fighting, fighting doesn't depend on genetics so much and literally anyone could do it (unless you are max level crippled) and

No genetics for your inflamed ACL. Fighting rewards good cardio much more than extreme strength. Strength matters, but it's far from the most important thing.
Don't be a liftoid, liftoids are the bottom crust of athletes, they think they're tough because they lift big number, but there's no gym for your chin, no gym for your liver. There is a gym for your knees, but they all skip leg day

DONT DO FUCKING KARATE these are the only martial arts you need.

Depends which kind of karate. Kyokushin is what spawned kickboxing, and they heavily emphasize developing physical toughness. But most karate sucks yeah.

• Boxing
• Muay Thai
• Wrestling
• Jiu Jitsu

Throw in various kickboxing disciplines with Muay Thai:

• Kickboxing is an offshoot of Kyokushin karate. It is competitive with Muay Thai, lacks clinchwork but you can make up for that with takedowns, and has the fancy advanced kicks that Muay Thai doesn't.
• Savate, aka French boxing, is a kickboxing style that specializes in kicking with shoes on. You might think this is a small detail, but it's not. It is probably the best kickboxing style to take to the streets for this reason. It also stresses attacking your opponent's knees with push kicks, this is savate's version of a jab.

And, this will be controversial because there are a lot of dumb judo simps out there, but judo (or other takedown art) is quite underrated for street fighting. Remember, the street is literally made of rocks, and if you're not caught on video, then it's hard to prove that they didn't just fall down and try to blame you.

all other martial arts FUCKING SUCK BALLS!! If you are incel at least do one of these martial arts!

Better yet, do all of them. Whichever one you do, you will have a weakness in the others. You have BJJ players who can't strike, strikers who are helpless in a clinch, takedown specialists who are helpless on the ground. No martial art is complete. The only right kind of martial artist is a mixed martial artist.

 

[JudeoBiden]

No "martial art" will save you from a bullet or even a blade

This is the dumbest cope that people always post when fighting is discussed. Let me say it in large bold text for all the other stupid people:

IT IS ILLEGAL TO USE LETHAL FORCE WITHOUT LEGAL JUSTIFICATION

All these internet tough guy gun nuts saying they'd just shoot someone in a fight, they are retards. They will go to prison for 10+ years, and they won't have their gun in prison fights. Learn to fight. The bar where fighting becomes legally justified is much lower than the bar where shooting someone becomes legally justified. If someone gets close to me and I don't like it (assault), I'm justified to put hands on them.

 

[ElTruecel]

Fighting depends on genetics as well lol

 

[zerozerozero]

Fighting depends on genetics as well lol

if youre talking about becoming a world champion boxer yeah.. but even with shit genetics anyone can reach a skill level to be able to hold their own sparring normies

 

[ElTruecel]

if youre talking about becoming a world champion boxer yeah.. but even with shit genetics anyone can reach a skill level to be able to hold their own sparring normies

True but still.

 

[Eternal Despair]

Cope. Just buy a concealed carry.

 

[FuckTheFBI]

Cope. Just buy a concealed carry.

99% of the time your not even going to be carrying a gun in the streets (unless you are a thugmaxxed meth tyrone) especially if you work in a crackhead filled area like me

 

[FuckTheFBI]

if youre talking about becoming a world champion boxer yeah.. but even with shit genetics anyone can reach a skill level to be able to hold their own sparring normies

My 4'10 truecel buddy at muay thai is proof since he obliterated my liver during sparring (yes I am unfortunately not joking he is actually around 5'0 if not 4'10)

 

[Mixedcel59]

I’d say as a incel, it’s best to learn how to fight (Cause It’s highly likely you’ll get robbed, and people are more aggressive with incels overall cause they see us as a easy target, think about it, if someone had a choice of robbing you or chad, they’re choosing you even if the Chad probably has more money), also yes a blade or a gun would also help.

 

[Confessor]

If your genetics are too shit to bodybuild do fighting, fighting doesn't depend on genetics so much and literally anyone could do it (unless you are max level crippled) and DONT DO FUCKING KARATE these are the only martial arts you need.

• Boxing
• Muay Thai
• Wrestling
• Jiu Jitsu

all other martial arts FUCKING SUCK BALLS!! If you are incel at least do one of these martial arts!

How about a 9mm instead ?

 

[JudeoBiden]

Fighting depends on genetics as well lol

Idlecel cope.

if youre talking about becoming a world champion boxer yeah.. but even with shit genetics anyone can reach a skill level to be able to hold their own sparring normies

At decent skill level, decent not expert, you should easily have normies (fightlets) dancing in the palm of your hand.

My 4'10 truecel buddy at muay thai is proof since he obliterated my liver during sparring (yes I am unfortunately not joking he is actually around 5'0 if not 4'10)

Based manlet. No height for your liver.

 

[fukurou]

the most important thing in fighting is knowing how to use fear energy.

also not jiu jitsu isn't very effective in street fights, because of biting, hits to the nape and ball grabbing.

 

[FuckTheFBI]

the most important thing in fighting is knowing how to use fear energy.

also not jiu jitsu isn't very effective in street fights, because of biting, hits to the nape and ball grabbing.

If they bite you during an armbar kick your leg down to counter it

 

[FuckTheFBI]

Idlecel cope.

Real ^^

You dont have to be a pro to be good at martial arts, the average user on this forum can do martial arts specifically grappling since grappling is majority of manlets

 

[ElTruecel]

@JudeoBiden all fighters have certain genetics plus size matters in a fight lol

 

[JudeoBiden]

@JudeoBiden all fighters have certain genetics plus size matters in a fight lol

The whole point of training to fight is to produce an outcome other than the bigger stronger guy winning. If martial arts didn't produce this outcome, then they wouldn't exist, as there would be no point. Think before posting.