Following my success a week ago...
I figured it was time to post another update on my journey to becoming a SLAYER.
Well, Sunday evening on New Year's Eve and I caught wind of a house party going on down the street, time to engage my HOUSE PARTY GAME. House party's are great because the sea of weak competition AFCs there along with a tonne of sweet PARTY PUSSY.
Had a bite to eat, something to drink, threw on my stylish clothes, again, can't thank the WINGMEN over at /r/MFA, really helped me cement my position as a 24/7 ATTRACTIVE MAN. Said bye to my pet gerbil, strutted out to the bus stop. Some POST WALL girl was sitting there, 6. Hmm, might be a good warm up. ARBITRARY TARGET locked, time to make the hit. Engaged eye contact, "hey.". She looks at me, mouths "hi" as she rises her eyebrows, no smile though, then looks away. Huh, must be real nervous probably. KINO time. Walked right up to her, sat down and gentle position my hand onto her knee. She gasps "What the fuck are you doing?", she leaps up, "Don't fucking touch me you creep". A bus arrives, she walks backwards staring at me feigning disgust before getting on, "fucking creep." she mutters. Wow, dodged a bullet there, one of the FRIGID crazies I guess. No biggie. Lean back on the bench and hooked my ears up, might as well use this time productively and read up on PUA GAME. Can never be too well read. Oh, my bus is here, I hope on, man I am PUMPED. The BUZZ for this party is unreal.
Arrive in the neighborhood. Walking up to the party, DAMN. Just outside the house, which is flashing with colors, some girls are chilling in a paddling pool with some BETA BOY no doubt. "sup girls". "ehuh, hi." says one of them. BETA BOY grabs a couple of their asses. "AAAAH, CHAD OMG hahaha". Huh, going straight in for that KINO, might not be a complete BETA. "KINO AMIRIGHT? Hahahaha". "er, what?", he turns to the girls "the fuck is this guy talking about". Music is too loud clearly, give the AFC a nod, "bye ladies" and head on in to the PARTY. Walk in and I swear I instantly get looks from everyone, girls trying to hide that they're looking of course. What can I say, I'm a 24/7 ATTRACTIVE MAN, my AURA makes me irresistible. Walk on over to the alcohol, get myself a cup and start walking around looking for an opening. BOOM. See a gaggle 3 girls, 889. "Sup girls." The blonde looks at me and eyes me up and down before looking at her friend. BANG. IOI. Having a little chitchat with them when suddenly a group of guys come in "eeyyyyyyy, Cindyyyy, Maria, and who are you again"? "Haha, shutup Tyrone, it's me Erica. obvslyy". They all start talking and suddenly they're all dancing/walking away. Stealing girls, damn. You know, I don't get annoyed often but DAMN. I had these girls eating out of the palm of my hand, then these AFC THIEVES show up. Fuck. You know what, no biggie, plenty more PUSSY in the area.
Some commotion outside, apparently some guy tried to throw a sofa off the balcony, everyone trying to see whats going on. Whatever. Took the chance to head on to the restroom, take a wizz and freshen' up. Just as I'm about to walk in, I see some 9 and some badly dressed AFC slowly back into the bedroom. The girl eyes me briefly as she does so. IOI. OH SHIT! I walk into the bathroom to calm myself, gotta stay cool. Take a wizz, throw some cool water on my face, gonna march in their and nail that PUSSY. Strut out the door, carefully open the bedroom door and climb on. "WHAT THE FUCK" I hear a real deep voice say.
Bolted down the street with this AFC chasing me. Wasn't afraid of being beat up, I can hold my own, just don't wanna hurt the guy. Pull into an Alley and wait there for a few seconds. Feel a hand on my shoulder, BOOM, one in the stomach. Couple of thugs take my shit and leave me. Drag myself back up and stumble my way home.
The night didn't quite go as planned, but hey, 2 STEPS FORWARD, 1 STEP BACK. I made progress today. Even a 24/7 ATTRACTIVE MAN has bad moments. 2018 gonna be a great year. Happy New Year everybody.
I figured it was time to post another update on my journey to becoming a SLAYER.
Well, Sunday evening on New Year's Eve and I caught wind of a house party going on down the street, time to engage my HOUSE PARTY GAME. House party's are great because the sea of weak competition AFCs there along with a tonne of sweet PARTY PUSSY.
Had a bite to eat, something to drink, threw on my stylish clothes, again, can't thank the WINGMEN over at /r/MFA, really helped me cement my position as a 24/7 ATTRACTIVE MAN. Said bye to my pet gerbil, strutted out to the bus stop. Some POST WALL girl was sitting there, 6. Hmm, might be a good warm up. ARBITRARY TARGET locked, time to make the hit. Engaged eye contact, "hey.". She looks at me, mouths "hi" as she rises her eyebrows, no smile though, then looks away. Huh, must be real nervous probably. KINO time. Walked right up to her, sat down and gentle position my hand onto her knee. She gasps "What the fuck are you doing?", she leaps up, "Don't fucking touch me you creep". A bus arrives, she walks backwards staring at me feigning disgust before getting on, "fucking creep." she mutters. Wow, dodged a bullet there, one of the FRIGID crazies I guess. No biggie. Lean back on the bench and hooked my ears up, might as well use this time productively and read up on PUA GAME. Can never be too well read. Oh, my bus is here, I hope on, man I am PUMPED. The BUZZ for this party is unreal.
Arrive in the neighborhood. Walking up to the party, DAMN. Just outside the house, which is flashing with colors, some girls are chilling in a paddling pool with some BETA BOY no doubt. "sup girls". "ehuh, hi." says one of them. BETA BOY grabs a couple of their asses. "AAAAH, CHAD OMG hahaha". Huh, going straight in for that KINO, might not be a complete BETA. "KINO AMIRIGHT? Hahahaha". "er, what?", he turns to the girls "the fuck is this guy talking about". Music is too loud clearly, give the AFC a nod, "bye ladies" and head on in to the PARTY. Walk in and I swear I instantly get looks from everyone, girls trying to hide that they're looking of course. What can I say, I'm a 24/7 ATTRACTIVE MAN, my AURA makes me irresistible. Walk on over to the alcohol, get myself a cup and start walking around looking for an opening. BOOM. See a gaggle 3 girls, 889. "Sup girls." The blonde looks at me and eyes me up and down before looking at her friend. BANG. IOI. Having a little chitchat with them when suddenly a group of guys come in "eeyyyyyyy, Cindyyyy, Maria, and who are you again"? "Haha, shutup Tyrone, it's me Erica. obvslyy". They all start talking and suddenly they're all dancing/walking away. Stealing girls, damn. You know, I don't get annoyed often but DAMN. I had these girls eating out of the palm of my hand, then these AFC THIEVES show up. Fuck. You know what, no biggie, plenty more PUSSY in the area.
Some commotion outside, apparently some guy tried to throw a sofa off the balcony, everyone trying to see whats going on. Whatever. Took the chance to head on to the restroom, take a wizz and freshen' up. Just as I'm about to walk in, I see some 9 and some badly dressed AFC slowly back into the bedroom. The girl eyes me briefly as she does so. IOI. OH SHIT! I walk into the bathroom to calm myself, gotta stay cool. Take a wizz, throw some cool water on my face, gonna march in their and nail that PUSSY. Strut out the door, carefully open the bedroom door and climb on. "WHAT THE FUCK" I hear a real deep voice say.
Bolted down the street with this AFC chasing me. Wasn't afraid of being beat up, I can hold my own, just don't wanna hurt the guy. Pull into an Alley and wait there for a few seconds. Feel a hand on my shoulder, BOOM, one in the stomach. Couple of thugs take my shit and leave me. Drag myself back up and stumble my way home.
The night didn't quite go as planned, but hey, 2 STEPS FORWARD, 1 STEP BACK. I made progress today. Even a 24/7 ATTRACTIVE MAN has bad moments. 2018 gonna be a great year. Happy New Year everybody.
