I would like to start this thread with a dedication to Dr. Hendrik Verwoerd, may his memory be a blessing, may the Lord avenge his blood.
MY PLATFORM (please note - this is all completely hypothetical. I know much of this is not allowed under current laws, and I would never attempt to do it in real life. It is just a way of venting and a fantasy of how I would change our laws to better run this country if I were in charge. I have the First Amendment right to write speculative fiction like this. I was born in 1997, so I can't even run for President until 2032)
MY PLATFORM (please note - this is all completely hypothetical. I know much of this is not allowed under current laws, and I would never attempt to do it in real life. It is just a way of venting and a fantasy of how I would change our laws to better run this country if I were in charge. I have the First Amendment right to write speculative fiction like this. I was born in 1997, so I can't even run for President until 2032)
- I will instruct the United States Armed Forces to go Death Con 3 On FEMINISTS
- It will be a crime for females to dress immodestly, those who do will be forced to be completely nude in public for a week for the first offense, a month for the second, and will be thrown in GITMO for the third
- Male circumcision banned with reparations to all victims of this sick practice, female circumcision with no anesthetic mandatory as a public entertainment
- Honor Dr. Verwoerd's legacy and put him and Ian Smith on our currency
- Also honor the legacies of Ian Smith and PW Botha
- Put Botha on our currency too
- Change the flag to the Confederate flag
- Free YE (aka Kanye West) and punish Adidas for dumping him
- Female driver's license will now indicate their body count and their cup size
- Maybe the license could also include whether they have a roast beef vagina or not, also whether they have a dirty bush, that might be too much info to fit, though
- An extremely thorough investigation into whether or not the Richard Gere gerbil rumor is true or not
- A complete ban to the immigration of ethnically distinct peoples into the US and all Western countries
- A repatriation of all people living in the ethnically incorrect lands
- Help bring back Rhodesia
- Help bring back apartheid in South Africa
- Make Algeria French Again
- Make Libya Italian Again
- Retake Constantinople
- All Turks back to the Turk homeland in Central Asia/Mongolia
- I will require all the SS agents to save up a month's worth of piss
- Every female who didn't accept my friend request, unfriended me, or generally treated me as unworthy will be required to parade around in nothing but a very skimpy thong as part of my inauguration.
- They will then be gathered in a large, empty swimming pool
- I will then have the SS agent piss dumped on them in the swimming pool
- They will have to spend the next 14 days bathing in the piss
- I will also have live gorillas and chimpanzees slaughtered by a kosher Jewish butcher at the inauguration, and vegans will be forced to eat it or be given a free helicopter ride
- I will also suspend democracy forever and we will have an Apartheid fascist state with Marxist-Rodgerist sexual policy
I love Dr. Verwoerd. I love Apartheid.
I love Dr. Verwoerd. I love Apartheid.
I love Dr. Verwoerd. I love Apartheid.
I love Ian Smith. I love Rhodesia.
I love Ian Smith. I love Rhodesia.
I love Ian Smith. I love Rhodesia.
I love Robert E. Lee. I love the Confederacy.
I love Robert E. Lee. I love the Confederacy.
I love Robert E. Lee. I love the Confederacy.
I love Ye. I love Death Con 3.
I love Dr. Verwoerd. I love Apartheid.
I love Dr. Verwoerd. I love Apartheid.
I love Ian Smith. I love Rhodesia.
I love Ian Smith. I love Rhodesia.
I love Ian Smith. I love Rhodesia.
I love Robert E. Lee. I love the Confederacy.
I love Robert E. Lee. I love the Confederacy.
I love Robert E. Lee. I love the Confederacy.
I love Ye. I love Death Con 3.
