Cope female LDS missionaries

[NHKnigger]

The other day I was walking home alone and I saw two females walking from my neighbors door. A rare sight, my attention was immediately drawn to them. Not only was it two females, it was two qt 3.14 females, and they were walking towards me! I couldn't believe it. They were about my age. They started talking to me and asking me questions and they ask me if I believe in Jesus and invite me to their church. I'm 100% atheist and think christianity is obviously retarded especially mormonism but I accept because I can't pass up the opportunity to be close to these qts again.

I went to sunday school and sacrament with them once while stealing many looks at my "sisters" sitting next to me drinking in their presence for when I need some lifefuel in a pinch later. After church they say they want to invite me somewhere again soon so they can teach me stuff and I hesitantly agree because I see where this is going. I meet with them and they teach me how prayer works and ask me the most awkwardly phrased, religiously charged questions ever conceived and I stare at them a few times at a complete loss. They ask me again if I think I could believe in God and I don't give a direct response. Met them one more time and they ask again and I tell them honestly this time and they nicely that there's no point in meeting anymore then. Honestly was cringe as hell but worth the contact

 

[TheSecondComing]

Honestly was cringe as hell

I'm sorry but this

 

[seija]

 

[NHKnigger]

I'm sorry but this

i know

 

[ryhan]

The other day I was walking home alone and I saw two females walking from my neighbors door. A rare sight, my attention was immediately drawn to them. Not only was it two females, it was two qt 3.14 females, and they were walking towards me! I couldn't believe it. They were about my age. They started talking to me and asking me questions and they ask me if I believe in Jesus and invite me to their church. I'm 100% atheist and think christianity is obviously retarded especially mormonism but I accept because I can't pass up the opportunity to be close to these qts again.

I went to sunday school and sacrament with them once while stealing many looks at my "sisters" sitting next to me drinking in their presence for when I need some lifefuel in a pinch later. After church they say they want to invite me somewhere again soon so they can teach me stuff and I hesitantly agree because I see where this is going. I meet with them and they teach me how prayer works and ask me the most awkwardly phrased, religiously charged questions ever conceived and I stare at them a few times at a complete loss. They ask me again if I think I could believe in God and I don't give a direct response. Met them one more time and they ask again and I tell them honestly this time and they nicely that there's no point in meeting anymore then. Honestly was cringe as hell but worth the contact

Dude lol they will fuck athiest chad's they won't touch ugly reilgious men why do you think reilgious slut's cheat the most fucking lol at thinking you can touch them

 

[Incline]

Lol at you.

 

[NHKnigger]

Dude lol they will fuck athiest chad's they won't touch ugly reilgious men why do you think reilgious slut's cheat the most fucking lol at thinking you can touch them

if I converted I could have a chance jfl. racism is literally in their doctrine though they wouldnt fuck an ethnic

 

[ryhan]

if I converted I could have a chance jfl. racism is literally in their doctrine though they wouldnt fuck an ethnic

Foid's don't discriminate for chad stop coping

 

[Dionysus]

Foid's don't discriminate for chad stop coping

this

 

[NHKnigger]

I grew up as a JW and don't fall for this shit, those women know what they're doing, they won't fuck you and just want to try and hook you into going to one of their dumb meetings. If they make you into an actual member they'll consider their job done and never speak to you again.

It's a big trap, think with your brain not your penis guys.

Greentext on the topic for those willing to read, pretty funny.
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R9K CUCK LARP
truly ebin tho

 

[Ghost]

LDS is a cult. They know exactly what they're doing using pretty foids to suck you in.

Oh BTW I'm not an atheist. I believe in God too but I'm not gonna force convert you to join my church. Join a church of your choice or fly solo for all I care.

All I'd ask you is to seek the truth honestly and sincerely.

 

[Incellectual]

I grew up as a JW and don't fall for this shit, those women know what they're doing, they won't fuck you and just want to try and hook you into going to one of their dumb meetings. If they make you into an actual member they'll consider their job done and never speak to you again.

It's a big trap, think with your brain not your penis guys.

Greentext on the topic for those willing to read, pretty funny.
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Tbhtbh. Mormons are even more fake nice than JWs as well so its pretty much confirmed they only do this to sucker you in to join and pay tithes. A lot would be like this in Utah if you werent mormon but appeared open to their ideas.

 

[KingOfRome]

Halo effect strikes again