Theory Female ejaculatory squirting is actually a defence mechinism to spray into offenders eyes

[zephyr]

Over the years however, Simps have misconstrued this phenomenon that's intended to blind their eyes as sexy.

 

[Emba]

Nothing to worry about bro

 

[Ci Jey]

Over the years however, Simps have misconstrued this phenomenon that's intended to blind their eyes as sexy.

crazy fact for my coomer brain

 

[hearmeout]

If that is not the smoothest of smoothbrain theories about foid anatomy i dont know what is

 

[Toxic_Manbabby]

Over the years however, Simps have misconstrued this phenomenon that's intended to blind their eyes as sexy.

This would only work if the guy is giving oral sex, and only then.

 

[Furarri]

i dont know whats worse the fact that u dont know its just piss or normies clamoring over that shit