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Story Fat Link's dildo gets booby-trapped by chimp

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Fat Link needs to clock in the fbi headquarters soon, time is ticking, and he doesnt want to be late for work, lest he get fired.

Link looks at his hello kitty watch

Link: ''I have 5 minutes, that should be enough!''

he breaks in his in his spic brotha's bedroom after distracting him by flashing his breasts, and goes through all the draws until he finds a dildo he likes; he settles with a cactus dildo.

However, in all the haste, Link didnt realise the time and its already 5am, the time he is meant to start his shift entrapping homosexuals on incels.is

fbi agent 1: ''damn that faggot is late again, we cant let him get away this time!''

the fbi hack into the security cameras implanted in fat link's ragged up apartment in detroit to see what that twink is up to

fbi agent 1: ''hmm, he wants to play with his dildo, hmm, we will show him hehe''

Fat Link lubes his hole with minecraft smile themed gel and inserts the cactus dildo.

Fat Link suddenly starts screaming and shaking, every pube and hair on his body is erect as a cock: the fbi hacked his dildo and started sending electrical currents to it!

thousands and thousands of volts of electricity pulsate through his ass!

he continues to scream in a soy voice as a grabs onto the railing of his bed as he shakes in pleasure and pain, mostly pain.

electrical sparks are shooting from the entrance as Fat Link is vibrating from the immense power.

Link: ''ARGGGGHHHHH!!!! WhEn WiLl It STooOOOP uhuha ArgGGH1!'', he says in a broken robotic voice.



next thing he knew, a propeller came out from the end side of the dildo, and starts to spin.

Link: ''Yikes! Something is going wrong!''

Vroom Vroom!

He is now being flown accross the room erratically, with jizz and battery acid from the dildo being ejaculated every where and covering Links face and bedroom walls.

The white jizz makes him look like a bleached nigger now.

He knocks over a few of his makeup paints as he wizzes accross the room at break neck speeds, and is now covered like he is attending one of his lgbt rally's: he looks like a living lgbt flag.

As he lets out one more the blood curdling scream, the voltage is so high he flashed into a skeleton from as if under an x ray.

fbi agent 1: ''damn it looks like an x ray image now, and holy shit that dildo nearly goes from his ass to mouth its so big, id say its aleast 20 inches!''

fbi agent 1: ''thats enough boys, that should teach him''

fbi agent 2: ''we have have punished him for being late, but what about changing user's avi and usernames without their consent''?

fbi agent 1: ''hmm, youre right, get the bbc warriors ready''

The dildo ceases electrical output and fat link lays on the floor shaking and paralysed from all the electrical volts he took up the ass, unable to say a word.
 
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Quickly!

Fat Link needs to clock in the fbi headquarters soon, time is ticking, and he doesnt want to be late for work, lest he get fired.

Link looks at his hello kitty watch

Link: ''I have 5 minutes, that should be enough!''

he breaks in his in his spic brotha's bedroom after distracting him by flashing his breasts, and goes through all the draws until he finds a dildo he likes; he settles with a cactus dildo.

However, in all the haste, Link didnt realise the time and its already 5am, the time he is meant to start his shift entrapping homosexuals on incels.is

fbi agent 1: ''damn that faggot is late again, we cant let him get away this time!''

the fbi hack into the security cameras implanted in fat link's ragged up apartment in detroit to see what that twink is up to

fbi agent 1: ''hmm, he wants to play with his dildo, hmm, we will show him hehe''

Fat Link lubes his hole with minecraft smile themed gel and inserts the cactus dildo.

Fat Link suddenly starts screaming and shaking, every pube and hair on his body is erect as a cock: the fbi hacked his dildo and started sending electrical currents to it!

thousands and thousands of volts of electricity pulsate through his ass!

he continues to scream in a soy voice as a grabs onto the railing of his bed as he shakes in pleasure and pain, mostly pain.

electrical sparks are shooting from the entrance as Fat Link is vibrating from the immense power.

Link: ''ARGGGGHHHHH!!!! WhEn WiLl It STooOOOP uhuha ArgGGH1!'', he says in a broken robotic voice.

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next thing he knew, a propeller came out from the end side of the dildo, and starts to spin.

Link: ''Yikes! Something is going wrong!''

Vroom Vroom!

He is now being flown accross the room erratically, with jizz and battery acid from the dildo being ejaculated every where and covering Links face and bedroom walls.

The white jizz makes him look like a bleached nigger now.

He knocks over a few of his makeup paints as he wizzes accross the room at break neck speeds, and is now covered like he is attending one of his lgbt rally's: he looks like a living lgbt flag.

As he lets out one more the blood curdling scream, the voltage is so high he flashed into a skeleton from as if under an x ray.

fbi agent 1: ''damn it looks like an x ray image now, and holy shit that dildo nearly goes from his ass to mouth its so big, id say its aleast 20 inches!''

fbi agent 1: ''thats enough boys, that should teach him''

fbi agent 2: ''we have have punished him for being late, but what about changing user's avi and usernames without their consent''?

fbi agent 1: ''hmm, youre right, get the bbc warriors ready''

The dildo ceases electrical output and fat link lays on the floor shaking and paralysed from all the electrical volts he took up the ass, unable to say a word.
:lul: :lul:

@Fat Link you've been hiding a lot of stuff from us man :feelsUgh:
 
You just needed an excuse to use that audio bit didn't you?
 

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