After being grounded from the internet by his bull, @Fat Link spends another lonely night without being able to post on incels.is or r/MtF, and having months worth of semen retention from not being able to cum after his BBC porn sites were taken away from him, @Fat Link was feeling lonely as can be since his captured orangutan, Andrew Ape, had somehow escaped through an unlocked window.
Fat Link looks at the incels.is year book and remembers all the good times he had on there.
He looked at @Master's avi and sighed while stroking over it ''we will meet again my love''
''we were mods n shiet''
Fat Link was missing his pet, Andrew Ape even more tho
Fat Link: ''Oh how I miss the warm fur of that ape pet of mine, and being roughed up while feeding him bananas''
His spic brotha, dregster, over hears this and says to Fat Link ''but babe is my ape fur suit and role-playing not good enough for you?''
''its just not the same'' Fat Link says as his spic brotha dregster666 wipes a tear from Link's eye
Fat Link says to herself, "I think it's about high time I go outside and capture me a new girlfriend preferably with fresh breast implants and blue hair"
He then proceeds to get in his pink van covered in waifu and loli stickers, as he's driving down the street he sees the most beautiful thing he's ever seen, wearing a school girl outfit, an oversized bow and with the most beautiful shaved legs a man has ever set eyes on.
@Fat Link: still in his van rolls down the window and says "hey beautiful what's a cutie with shaved legs doing out in the big bad world all alone"
@Master: my name is not beautiful, its @Master
@Fat Link: well whatever it is how about me and you hit the road and get it on like its dawn
@Master: I'm not interested sir, I just wanna play in the grass, GOD CAN A WOMAN WITH A PENIS GET A BREAK?!?!?
@Fat Link: I got a whole set of Chinese cartoons in the back of my van if you wanna take a peak
@Master being naive goes to take a look only to see shackles and a dog cage, he then feels his body get lifted up from behind and thrown into the back, with the door being slammed behind him.
@Master: Where are you taking me you sick fuck you said there was Chinese cartoons back here!?!?!?
@Link: I'm taking you home and after I'm finished with you, you will have all the Chinese cartoons a girl could wish for.
@Fat Link finally gets home forcing Master into the dog cage and cuffing his hands together brings Master inside while still in the cage with a blanket covering to let no one else see.
@Master is sobbing "h-h-he, s-s-s-said there was a s-s-s-set of sailor moon season three"
@Fat Link pulls Master out of his 4x4 cage sniffing those shaved legs and starts sucking those toes.
@Master: "god dayum shawty all the things imma bouts to do to yo fine hairy ayuss"
@Master pulled a his flip phone out of his ass and sent an emergency code alert back to his FBI head quarters, saying that he got kidnapped again
then a while later, all that is heard is a loud bang, a puff of smoke and the door flies open
"FBI OPEN UP"
@Fat Link with @Masters toes in his mouth spits them out and says "this man tried to rape me, he said if I didn't suck his hairy toes and sniff his ass, he's going to kill me, please officer believe me"
@Fat Link sobbing is being hauled off by the po po making himself out to be the victim
officer: "We got a report from a wig wearing African American woman that you had kidnapped her, you're in a lot of trouble buddy boyo, plenty of hairy legs where you're going "
The end
Fat Link looks at the incels.is year book and remembers all the good times he had on there.
He looked at @Master's avi and sighed while stroking over it ''we will meet again my love''
''we were mods n shiet''
Fat Link was missing his pet, Andrew Ape even more tho
Fat Link: ''Oh how I miss the warm fur of that ape pet of mine, and being roughed up while feeding him bananas''
His spic brotha, dregster, over hears this and says to Fat Link ''but babe is my ape fur suit and role-playing not good enough for you?''
''its just not the same'' Fat Link says as his spic brotha dregster666 wipes a tear from Link's eye
Fat Link says to herself, "I think it's about high time I go outside and capture me a new girlfriend preferably with fresh breast implants and blue hair"
He then proceeds to get in his pink van covered in waifu and loli stickers, as he's driving down the street he sees the most beautiful thing he's ever seen, wearing a school girl outfit, an oversized bow and with the most beautiful shaved legs a man has ever set eyes on.
@Fat Link: still in his van rolls down the window and says "hey beautiful what's a cutie with shaved legs doing out in the big bad world all alone"
@Master: my name is not beautiful, its @Master
@Fat Link: well whatever it is how about me and you hit the road and get it on like its dawn
@Master: I'm not interested sir, I just wanna play in the grass, GOD CAN A WOMAN WITH A PENIS GET A BREAK?!?!?
@Fat Link: I got a whole set of Chinese cartoons in the back of my van if you wanna take a peak
@Master being naive goes to take a look only to see shackles and a dog cage, he then feels his body get lifted up from behind and thrown into the back, with the door being slammed behind him.
@Master: Where are you taking me you sick fuck you said there was Chinese cartoons back here!?!?!?
@Link: I'm taking you home and after I'm finished with you, you will have all the Chinese cartoons a girl could wish for.
@Fat Link finally gets home forcing Master into the dog cage and cuffing his hands together brings Master inside while still in the cage with a blanket covering to let no one else see.
@Master is sobbing "h-h-he, s-s-s-said there was a s-s-s-set of sailor moon season three"
@Fat Link pulls Master out of his 4x4 cage sniffing those shaved legs and starts sucking those toes.
@Master: "god dayum shawty all the things imma bouts to do to yo fine hairy ayuss"
@Master pulled a his flip phone out of his ass and sent an emergency code alert back to his FBI head quarters, saying that he got kidnapped again
then a while later, all that is heard is a loud bang, a puff of smoke and the door flies open
"FBI OPEN UP"
@Fat Link with @Masters toes in his mouth spits them out and says "this man tried to rape me, he said if I didn't suck his hairy toes and sniff his ass, he's going to kill me, please officer believe me"
@Fat Link sobbing is being hauled off by the po po making himself out to be the victim
officer: "We got a report from a wig wearing African American woman that you had kidnapped her, you're in a lot of trouble buddy boyo, plenty of hairy legs where you're going "
The end
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