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Brutal Fat 480LB Landwhale Killed her Husband (Fucking LOL)

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Apparently he could no longer breath and sufficated after she sat on his face for 25 minutes while he was giving her cunniligus. JFL


According to Gaston’s lawyer, Irwin Gaston “liked to insert his head inside my client’s vagina” and “my client warned him on multiple occasions that it was a dangerous practice” he told the judge.

 
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surprised she didn't eat him aftewards
 
Her pussy released mustard gas when he went down on her and he died.
 
"Irwin Gaston was also hospitalized last year only weeks after the couple’s honeymoon after “large amounts of fecal matter” had entered his lungs “during oral-anal intercourse” according to a medical report presented in court." :feelspuke:
 
his fault for marrying a chick that big
 
"Irwin Gaston was also hospitalized last year only weeks after the couple’s honeymoon after “large amounts of fecal matter” had entered his lungs “during oral-anal intercourse” according to a medical report presented in court." :feelspuke:

This guy was fucked in the head, it was only a matter of time before he died
 
his fault for being with a disgusting fat whale
 
HOLY FUCK, there was a documentary on this couple, and the guy said she had nice ears, JFL HAAHAHAAHAHA

oh wait this is some meme news site :feelsrope:
 
Apparently he could no longer breath and sufficated after she sat on his face for 25 minutes while he was giving her cunniligus. JFL


According to Gaston’s lawyer, Irwin Gaston “liked to insert his head inside my client’s vagina” and “my client warned him on multiple occasions that it was a dangerous practice” he told the judge.

"Worldnews daily report. Where facts don't matter"
 
Apparently he could no longer breath and sufficated after she sat on his face for 25 minutes while he was giving her cunniligus. JFL


According to Gaston’s lawyer, Irwin Gaston “liked to insert his head inside my client’s vagina” and “my client warned him on multiple occasions that it was a dangerous practice” he told the


It's fake: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/annabelle-gaston-kills-sex/

Not even Captain Ahab could defeat the Moby Dick
 
Imagine being a jury in a case like this I think I would just blow my fucking head right open
 
>believes a satirical article
over for naivecels
 
>believes a satirical article
over for naivecels
I already knew it was fake, that's how I found it. Just posted it cuz I found it funny.
 

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