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Fast Banana Viral Marketing Quota NOT met for this month

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Kointo1

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As seen in this accurate graph, people have unfortunately lost interest in bananas. I believe the problem is stemming from the fact that we only take part in banana trade at night.


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As you can see in this minion photo, the best time to eat bananas is at noon time, not night time. This may be the cause of the shortage of sales in bananas over the past month. We've been selling them at night, because that is the free time of a lot of the users here.

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I believe selling more banana merchandise, like this banana brush, may also help our cause, and help spread awareness to the masses.

What are your thoughts @InebriatedIrish ?
 
Lol, this is a good one.
 
We need more fast bananas and less slow bananas

We're a viral marketing site after all
 
We need more fast bananas and less slow bananas

We're a viral marketing site after all
That is NOT going to solve our problem. The bananas are fast enough, and they may even exceed the mph limit.
 
That is NOT going to solve our problem. The bananas are fast enough, and they may even exceed the mph limit.
Fuck. We could run a potassium campaign where we show how beneficial bananas actually are
 
Over here in Ireland, banana sales are at an all-time low, due to new fruits being introduced. However, my new advertizing campaign will hopefully bring up the sales.
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Using images of a stereotypical chad, I can manipulate other chads and stacies into following this trend, setting a new banana craze. However, my stock wave in my signature cannot guarentee this, due to our recent banana sales plummet.
 
Over here in Ireland, banana sales are at an all-time low, dur to new fruits being introduced. However, my new advertizing campaign will hopefully bring up the sales. View attachment 5272
Using images of a stereotypical chad, I can manipulate other chads and stacies into following this trend, setting a new banana craze. However, my stock wave in my signature cannot guarentee this, due to our recent banana sales plummet.
Great idea! We could hire Lachowski to increase the sales. We'll make an event where the best customer wins a meet and greet with him
 
You posted about this earlier. I don’t get it, is this a new meme?
 
Over here in Ireland, banana sales are at an all-time low, due to new fruits being introduced. However, my new advertizing campaign will hopefully bring up the sales. View attachment 5272
Using images of a stereotypical chad, I can manipulate other chads and stacies into following this trend, setting a new banana craze. However, my stock wave in my signature cannot guarentee this, due to our recent banana sales plummet.
That won't do. Chads and Stacies aren't as plentiful as normies. I say we make multiple banana themed video games to promote us.

A rhythm game
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And a fighting game
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New slogan idea - "Hungry for bananas?"
 
I think things have improved since then
 
forced meme

this one didn’t last long. It was popular for like a week or two then just faded away. Lol

Thank god it was a terrible meme
 
hey look, kointo is back
 
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