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JFL Fakecel trait: you care about your dick size

Tacomonkey

Tacomonkey

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I have never once given a microsecond of thought to the size of my dick. I genuinely do not care. I have never once measured my dick nor have I compared it to other men’s (faggot trait).

If I can reach the point where a foid sees my dick and I am rejected for it, I will consider that a major victory and would never return to this forum as that would make me a fakecel (like that can ever happen).

The size of my dick is meaningless to me as no foid will ever see it.
 
It doesn't matter because they'll never see it anyway
 
In before the dickcels come crying
 
bragging rights
 
Yep I always say this, it is entirely irrelevant. With a big dick there is no way to ascend cause no foid cares and with a small dick it doesn’t matter cause no foid will ever know
 
I've literally never measured my dick
 
It matters if you want to escortcel
 
Well, my dick is 1inch

I guess it's over for me.
My dick only gets hard at 4in, and I'm black.
Why did I have to inherit such shitty genes. My brother who is 6'3,his dick is big when it's soft. It's like 7 inches.
I can only imagine the humiliation I will get if a foid were to see my small dick
 
Having a big dick as an incel is like obsessing over a tiny gem inside a volcano of shit
 
I have never once given a microsecond of thought to the size of my dick. I genuinely do not care. I have never once measured my dick nor have I compared it to other men’s (faggot trait).
Men are biologically wired to compare ourselves with other men to know if they're competition or not for when we try to reproduce with other females. If he's taller than us, he's our enemy. If he's more attractive than us, he's our enemy. If his dick is bigger than ours, he's our enemy. It's a foid trait to be calling us "gay" for being concerned about our penis size.
 
Question: Is there any way I can grow my dick with surgery?
 
Men are biologically wired to compare ourselves with other men to know if they're competition or not for when we try to reproduce with other females. If he's taller than us, he's our enemy. If he's more attractive than us, he's our enemy. If his dick is bigger than ours, he's our enemy. It's a foid trait to be calling us "gay" for being concerned about our penis size.
I don’t mean just thinking about your penis size, I mean specifically searching for, staring at and analyzing other men’s dicks in detail.

That seems pretty gay to me.
 
Foids will never see mine for even a microsecond, so no point in trying.
 
Question: Is there any way I can grow my dick with surgery?
There was a subreddit for it with proof aswell idk what it was called but its kinda dangerous it was weird too cause it stretched the tissue so it makes the dick thinner when it becomes longer if that makes sense
 
I don’t mean just thinking about your penis size, I mean specifically searching for, staring at and analyzing other men’s dicks in detail.

That seems pretty gay to me.
A woman will never see my penis. And in the rare instance that she ever will. I would consider myself ascended.
 
no dick for my face :feelsbadman:
comedy central stop GIF
 
True. I'm a dicklet and I never cared because no foid will ever see it (I'm not planning on escortmaxxing).
 
I can understand if it's extremely small, like two inches or less, why it might bother you if you are an incel but if you are average or slightly below average there is really nothing to care about since you are just normal and no female will ever see it anyway.
 
Well, my dick is 1inch

I guess it's over for me.
My dick only gets hard at 4in, and I'm black.
Why did I have to inherit such shitty genes. My brother who is 6'3,his dick is big when it's soft. It's like 7 inches.
I can only imagine the humiliation I will get if a foid were to see my small dick
It never began for dickcels
 
dickpill is cope
 
Worst cope post ive seen, Caring about the size of my dick isnt fakecel.

And mine is quite big i tell ya, I CARE!
 
i did when i thought about fucking escorts but now i am more into sex dolls so i got rid of that part
 
Some guy I know had a very gifted dick. He started wearing tight clothing to show it more. Women complimented him, but never really got interested in him. He even made an only fans... Guess who were interested in him both irl and online? Faggots.
Literally only men care about dicks.
 
Worst cope post ive seen, Caring about the size of my dick isnt fakecel.

And mine is quite big i tell ya, I CARE!
If an incel’s dick is big but there’s no woman around to suck it, is it even big at all? :feelshehe:
 

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