It's Over Fakecel if your cologne collection doesn't have dust on it.

[Subhuman Niceguy]

If you were a truecel like me, your cologne collection would be covered with dust. As a sub 7/10 male, I am dammed to wander the planet like a vampire, unable to love. I have not had a successful date in my life, and foids treat me like I am less than dog shit. I seriously have a bottle of colongne that I purchased back in 2007 when I was in the 10th grade, called "Jake: by Hollister". I am too ugly to have friends, and roping seems like the most viable option as I approach 40.

 

[Animecel2D]

I don’t have a cologne collection

 

[bigantennaemay1]

Collection? I have 1. But yes, it's pretty fuckin' dusty, along with everything else in here.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I don’t have a cologne collection

That shit adds up for me every Christmas, I even have Michael Jordan's old colongne, I know you guys want a pic:

It's over for me.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Collection? I have 1. But yes, it's pretty fuckin' dusty, along with everything else in here.

The dust messes with your jawline, brocel.

 

[bigantennaemay1]

The dust messes with your jawline, brocel.

A quick shower will wash that dust away and reveal my award-winning Chad-tier jawline, I'm sure.

 

[Ellsworth]

I have one bottle and it lasts over a year. Maybe 2 years.

 

[Indari]

fuck cologne. being odorless is the way to go, not masking with shitty chemicals. i only use magnesium chloride for my armpits

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

A quick shower will wash that dust away and reveal my award-winning Chad-tier jawline, I'm sure.

When the coroner comes into my bedroom to collect me, they'll say, "Wow this guy was a fucking loser, there's dust over all of his shit".

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Fakecel/normie if you even have cologne

There is no cologne for you subhuman face and manlet height

 

[wgod]

If you were a truecel like me, your cologne collection would be covered with dust. As a sub 7/10 male, I am dammed to wander the planet like a vampire, unable to love. I have not had a successful date in my life, and foids treat me like I am less than dog shit. I seriously have a bottle of colongne that I purchased back in 2007 when I was in the 10th grade, called "Jake: by Hollister". I am too ugly to have friends, and roping seems like the most viable option as I approach 40.

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Honestly, I don't see why not try to improve your looks. Your chance of getting a relationship may be slim but you get treated better from the halo effect; under a certain look threshold, you get treated worst, from the horn effect.
The better treatment is lifefuel.

 

[SoloAlex]

I don’t have a cologne collection

Same. I have one bottle and I bought it 10 years ago

 

[bigantennaemay1]

When the coroner comes into my bedroom to collect me, they'll say, "Wow this guy was a fucking loser, there's dust over all of his shit".

The coroner will walk into my bedroom and not even notice me because by that time, I'll be covered in dust, too.

 

[Ducky]

I have mine in the back of my sock drawer along with some some condoms that expired many years ago

 

[Zhou Chang-Xing]

I actually used mine last Wednesday when I thought that I'd actually get successful clubbing... I didn't.

 

[Zhou Chang-Xing]

I have mine in the back of my sock drawer along with some some condoms that expired many years ago

My condoms expired in 2019, I was so hopeful before I was blackpilled.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I have mine in the back of my sock drawer along with some some condoms that expired many years ago

Those expire?

 

[Ducky]

My condoms expired in 2019, I was so hopeful before I was blackpilled.

Girls randomly inviting themselves over for sex? Chad only. I thought it could happen to anyone.

 

[Ducky]

Those expire?

Yeah, they have a printed date. If you're going to fuck a whore, buy new ones.

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

I had one in my entire life, used it all up trying to socialmax at bars and clubs some 8 years ago, didn't get me anywhere.

 

[Sexless incel]

Fakecel if you ever bought a parfume