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i tried commiting suicide 2 times in ther lapse of i was banned, 1 time i went to get a rope but since i have no drivers liscene i had to take the bus, buy a rope then my credit card didn't work and the cashier lady started talking to me about why i needed to rope, i had to do some quick thinking i said it was for my boat. Then i went home with the rope on the bus and everyone stared at me. Then when i went home i regreted still living with my parents because now i needed to hide the rope. I threw it in a bush and hoped my parents wouldn't find it. Then my mom asked me where tf i had been. I just said i had been for a walk. Then she said one of her friends had called her and said i had been on my way home with a rope. So then i told her the truth and she got angry with me and took my credit card. So now i cant buy shit.

So my second attempt was drowning, problem was i had nosleep maaxed 4 48 hours before that so when i went down to the lake i saw a blue man like fucking ghost standing there just looking at me. obv i got scared af and start to shout at him and then i ran away.

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anyone wanna share their failed sui attempts
 
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sckicksal345 said:
i tried commiting suicide 2 times in ther lapse of i was banned, 1 time i went to get a rope but since i have no drivers liscene i had to take the bus, buy a rope then my credit card didn't work and the cashier lady started talking to me about why i needed to rope, i had to do some quick thinking i said it was for my boat. Then i went home with the rope on the bus and everyone stared at me. Then when i went home i regreted still living with my parents because now i needed to hide the rope. I threw it in a bush and hoped my parents wouldn't find it. Then my mom asked me where tf i had been. I just said i had been for a walk. Then she said one of her friends had called her and said i had been on my way home with a rope. So then i told her the truth and she got angry with me and took my credit card. So now i cant buy shit.

So my second attempt was drowning, problem was i had nosleep maaxed 4 48 hours before that so when i went down to the lake i saw a blue man like fucking ghost standing there just looking at me. obv i got scared af and start to shout at him and then i ran away.

:dafuckfeels::blackpill:

anyone wanna share their failed sui attempts
larper attention and validation seeking whitecel. skittles should do the trick for you to get beckys attention
 
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Bassem Braïki said:
larper attention and validation seeking whitecel. skittles should do the trick for you to get beckys attention
larper :no:

attention and validation seeker :yes:

whitecel :yes:

how do i aquire these skittles_
 
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sckicksal345 said:
larper :no:

attention and validation seeker :yes:

whitecel :yes:

how do i aquire these skittles_
Taste the rainbow, motherfucker!
Bassem Braïki said:
larper attention and validation seeking whitecel. skittles should do the trick for you to get beckys attention
 
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sckicksal345 said:
i tried commiting suicide 2 times in ther lapse of i was banned, 1 time i went to get a rope but since i have no drivers liscene i had to take the bus, buy a rope then my credit card didn't work and the cashier lady started talking to me about why i needed to rope, i had to do some quick thinking i said it was for my boat. Then i went home with the rope on the bus and everyone stared at me. Then when i went home i regreted still living with my parents because now i needed to hide the rope. I threw it in a bush and hoped my parents wouldn't find it. Then my mom asked me where tf i had been. I just said i had been for a walk. Then she said one of her friends had called her and said i had been on my way home with a rope. So then i told her the truth and she got angry with me and took my credit card. So now i cant buy shit.

So my second attempt was drowning, problem was i had nosleep maaxed 4 48 hours before that so when i went down to the lake i saw a blue man like fucking ghost standing there just looking at me. obv i got scared af and start to shout at him and then i ran away.

:dafuckfeels::blackpill:

anyone wanna share their failed sui attempts
 
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sckicksal345 said:
i tried commiting suicide 2 times in ther lapse of i was banned, 1 time i went to get a rope but since i have no drivers liscene i had to take the bus, buy a rope then my credit card didn't work and the cashier lady started talking to me about why i needed to rope, i had to do some quick thinking i said it was for my boat. Then i went home with the rope on the bus and everyone stared at me. Then when i went home i regreted still living with my parents because now i needed to hide the rope. I threw it in a bush and hoped my parents wouldn't find it. Then my mom asked me where tf i had been. I just said i had been for a walk. Then she said one of her friends had called her and said i had been on my way home with a rope. So then i told her the truth and she got angry with me and took my credit card. So now i cant buy shit.

So my second attempt was drowning, problem was i had nosleep maaxed 4 48 hours before that so when i went down to the lake i saw a blue man like fucking ghost standing there just looking at me. obv i got scared af and start to shout at him and then i ran away.

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anyone wanna share their failed sui attempts
Sounds like a larp
 
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