Sodoku
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Just take a shower theory is seriously underrated.
By taking a shower, not only does your smell disappear but so does your personality. The eyebrows lower as the cold water seeps into the follicles making it heavy. Hooded eyes are created, minimising any upper eyelid exposure. Just from showering with cold water, I stopped being a misogynist.
You see, the reactions that occur in the lower third with H2O and your jawline allows it to expand, meaning that you no longer need to worry about being a racist and homophobic.
Finally, the water hitting against my scalp causes growth of hair, bringing my hairline from a NW3 to a NW0.5. Say goodbye to being a creep! You know how to talk to girls just by taking a shower.
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By taking a shower, not only does your smell disappear but so does your personality. The eyebrows lower as the cold water seeps into the follicles making it heavy. Hooded eyes are created, minimising any upper eyelid exposure. Just from showering with cold water, I stopped being a misogynist.
You see, the reactions that occur in the lower third with H2O and your jawline allows it to expand, meaning that you no longer need to worry about being a racist and homophobic.
Finally, the water hitting against my scalp causes growth of hair, bringing my hairline from a NW3 to a NW0.5. Say goodbye to being a creep! You know how to talk to girls just by taking a shower.
From this:
To this: