Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

Blackpill Face is cope. Here's why.

Sodoku

Sodoku

Self-banned
-
Joined
Aug 4, 2018
Posts
407
Just take a shower theory is seriously underrated.

By taking a shower, not only does your smell disappear but so does your personality. The eyebrows lower as the cold water seeps into the follicles making it heavy. Hooded eyes are created, minimising any upper eyelid exposure. Just from showering with cold water, I stopped being a misogynist.

You see, the reactions that occur in the lower third with H2O and your jawline allows it to expand, meaning that you no longer need to worry about being a racist and homophobic.

Finally, the water hitting against my scalp causes growth of hair, bringing my hairline from a NW3 to a NW0.5. Say goodbye to being a creep! You know how to talk to girls just by taking a shower.

From this:
9ttNldh

To this:
Images 1
 
This, so much this. Thank you, I can’t tell you how many times I tell the incels on the incels forums to just take a shower. Anyway, gonna go fuck chad right now cya!
 
JFL at looksmaxxing, just shower bro.
 
I'm a gigachad now. I now look in the mirror and I'm 6'6 and look better than most male models. Thanks bro.
 
gonna go do this, seeya later virgins
 
Wow, I had never bathed before, I thought it was a scam, but I just tried and it really works. I'm going on Tinder again right now, thanks, OP!
 
Flawless logic tbh.

I’m gonna take a shower and come out looking like Jordan Barrett. :feelzez:
 
Holy shit, so Cucktears was right all along. We can all ascend with just this one simple theory of showermaxxing.
 
a really good haircut adds 2 points to your rating scale.
 
Showermaxxing as we speak, buddy boyo. Getting my hair cut in the shower, too :feelsokman:
 
I've read this only works if your plumbing's pH balance is perfect. Fixing that is too much trouble for me, so instead I'll rant and rave on the internet. I guess IncelTears is right about me.
 
ready to just go out bro
 
Wow it works! I see Brad Pitt everytime I look in the mirror. Too bad I wanna look like Zac Efron. At what temperature the water should be and what soap should I use to look like him?
 
Wow it works! I see Brad Pitt everytime I look in the mirror. Too bad I wanna look like Zac Efron. At what temperature the water should be and what soap should I use to look like him?
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: Kekfuel boyo
 
There is no face for your race
 

Similar threads

La Grande Kanga
Replies
8
Views
235
prajeet88
prajeet88
Nordicel94
Replies
44
Views
792
hghcel
hghcel
Lazyandtalentless
Replies
9
Views
353
joocel52
joocel52
Third Eye
Replies
27
Views
780
sexualeconomist
sexualeconomist
BSGMANLET
Replies
5
Views
272
Mecoja
Mecoja

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape5
shape6
Back
Top