Blackpill Face is cope. Here's why.

[Sodoku]

Just take a shower theory is seriously underrated.

By taking a shower, not only does your smell disappear but so does your personality. The eyebrows lower as the cold water seeps into the follicles making it heavy. Hooded eyes are created, minimising any upper eyelid exposure. Just from showering with cold water, I stopped being a misogynist.

You see, the reactions that occur in the lower third with H2O and your jawline allows it to expand, meaning that you no longer need to worry about being a racist and homophobic.

Finally, the water hitting against my scalp causes growth of hair, bringing my hairline from a NW3 to a NW0.5. Say goodbye to being a creep! You know how to talk to girls just by taking a shower.

From this:

To this:

 

[Deleted member 4999]

This, so much this. Thank you, I can’t tell you how many times I tell the incels on the incels forums to just take a shower. Anyway, gonna go fuck chad right now cya!

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

JFL at looksmaxxing, just shower bro.

 

[ordinaryotaku]

I'm a gigachad now. I now look in the mirror and I'm 6'6 and look better than most male models. Thanks bro.

 

[jerrycan dan]

gonna go do this, seeya later virgins

 

[Mainländer]

Wow, I had never bathed before, I thought it was a scam, but I just tried and it really works. I'm going on Tinder again right now, thanks, OP!

 

[Agent_Coper]

Powerful.

 

[Insomniac]

Flawless logic tbh.

I’m gonna take a shower and come out looking like Jordan Barrett.

 

[ManletHalfCurry]

Genius

 

[lessthanhuman]

Holy shit, so Cucktears was right all along. We can all ascend with just this one simple theory of showermaxxing.

 

[catfishman23]

a really good haircut adds 2 points to your rating scale.

 

[ropecel_is_cope]

Showermaxxing as we speak, buddy boyo. Getting my hair cut in the shower, too

 

[Inshallsah]

a really good haircut adds 2 points to your rating scale.

A cold shower adds 7

 

[catfishman23]

A cold shower adds 7

no showering takes time its like an rpg, you gain experience by showering so once you shower enough you level up to be the chad

 

[The End]

I've read this only works if your plumbing's pH balance is perfect. Fixing that is too much trouble for me, so instead I'll rant and rave on the internet. I guess IncelTears is right about me.

 

[Deleted member 14490]

tbh

 

[suckdick]

ready to just go out bro

 

[Ignas]

Wow it works! I see Brad Pitt everytime I look in the mirror. Too bad I wanna look like Zac Efron. At what temperature the water should be and what soap should I use to look like him?

 

[ropecel_is_cope]

Wow it works! I see Brad Pitt everytime I look in the mirror. Too bad I wanna look like Zac Efron. At what temperature the water should be and what soap should I use to look like him?

Kekfuel boyo

 

[SuperSaiyanGymcel]

There is no face for your race