Serious Eye Areacels Should Wear Sunglasses

[universallyabhorred]

Everywhere they go they should be wearing large tinted sunglasses which should cover their eyes eyebrows and most of their midfaces. I myself have been trying this out with mixed results, I have noticed females stare at me longer to determine my level of attractiveness since they find it difficult to determine if I am subhuman or not. This is especially a must for guys with decent lower third but unattractive eye area, you might even be able to get females interested by looking mysterious and be able to seal the deal before they discover your subhumanity. Another positive is people find it harder to determine your expressions and it will be more difficult for them to recognize you. Also it is great for bright summer days since will make the world look darker and duller, but on darker days it will reduce visibility.

 

[Evildoer]

Legit, but you can't fuck a femoid without taking your glasses off.

 

[deathgreetsmeslow]

I tried this when I was younger, I told everyone I was sensitive to the light and had to wear them indoors. I kept this up for a few months before the constant comments asking why I had them on indoors and peers mocking me.

 

[Sgtpinkie]

Legit, but you can't fuck a femoid without taking your glasses off.

Unless your chad.

I tried this when I was younger, I told everyone I was sensitive to the light and had to wear them indoors. I kept this up for a few months before the constant comments asking why I had them on indoors and peers mocking me.

Used to wear sunglasses to school, that didn't turn out well for me because it made me look absolutely retarded.

 

[Weirdcel]

Didn't work for ER.

 

[Evildoer]

Didn't work for ER.

His lower third looks much crappier than eyes. Nothing works for small framed manlets, tbh tbh.

 

[Dekim]

My skull is too small, so it doesn't work. Sunglasses cover most of my face lol.

 

[masterwizard]

This is what youtube shekelgoblin Casey Neistat does. Wears sunglasses in all his videos to try and disguise the millenia of inbreeding.

 

[superighteous]

i've thought about this but the idea of a woman's reaction when she sees me take off my sunglasses is pure suicidefuel. plus, you can't fuck a woman while wearing shades, that's like telling manlets to keep your shoe lifts on while banging. they will know something is up.

 

[LebaneseCel]

What if the femoid asks you to take them off? Furthermore when you take her home for sex wearing sunglasses would be weird.