Piratecel
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OKAY YOU FUCKERS THIS STORY IS WORTH THE READ!!! IT'S PURE RAGEFUEL AND IT'S 100% MY OWN EXPIERENCE SO DONT SAY FUCKING SHTI LIKE DNR YOU GODDAMN ADHD TIKTOK MELTED BRAINS !!!!! IM GOING TO BE TYPING THIS SHIT IN ALL CAPS SINCE I AM EXTREMLY FUCKING ANGRY BY THIS SHIT.
OKAY SO THE STORY STARTED WHEN I WHEN GROCERY SHOPPING, YOU KNOW THE USUAL SHIT EGGS MILK BREAD ETC AND I WAS AT THE SELF CHECKOUT SINCE I AM EXTREME HIGH INHIB AND DO NOT WANT TO INTERACT WITH THE FOID AND NORMIES AT THE CASHEIR. NOW AS YOU MIGHT KNOW THERE'S THESE LITTLE THINGS LIKE FOOD OR GUM AT THE CHECKOUT YOU CAN BUY ON YOUR WAY OUT, AND I GRABBED THIS RED AND BLACK 5 HOUR ENERGY (IMPORTANT REMEMBER LATER) AND GUM.
(IT LOOKED LIKE THIS)
NOW I WANTED TO GET A FOUNTAIN DRINK, SO I WENT OVER TO A GAS STATION TO GET SOME OF THAT SWEET SODAS FOR MY 5 HOUR LATE NIGHT GAMING SESSION LATER.
YOU MIGHT ALREADY KNOW THIS, BUT GAS STATIONS OR ATLEAST THE ONE NEAR ME DOES NOT HAVE A SELF-CHECKOUT SO YOU ARE FORCED TO TALK TO THE FOID/NORMIE AT THE STATION. NOW THIS USUALLY ISNT A PROBLEM FOR ME, AS THERE'S USUALLY A MUTUAL AGREMENT TO GET US BOTH DONE WITH THIS AS FAST AS POSSIBLE SO I JUST GIVE THEM THE CASH AND GO.
NOW AT THIS POINT I HAVE SELECTED MY DRINK AND I AM READY TO CHECKOUT, BUT DECIDED TO POUR MY 5HOUR ENERGY (THE RED ONE) into my drink, to water down the taste since it's fucking disgusting and keep the caffeine.
THIS IS THE RAGEFUEL PART.
NOW, THERE WAS THIS LITTLE STAND OF 5 HOUR ENERGIES AT THE CHECKOUT, AND IT LOOKED LIKE THIS
NOW THE KEY DIFFERNCE BETWEEN MY 5HR AND THIS STAND WAS, THERE WAS NO RED/BLACK ONE.
JUST MY LUCK, THE CASHIER IS A FAT, TATTOOED AND HAS HEAVY EYELINER AND MAKEUP BUT STILL A 3/10 WHITE TRASH BITCH AND PROBABLY HAD A HIDDEN ACE OF SPADES TATTOO. YOU CAN PROBABLY PICTURE HER ATTITUDE/VOICE BY NOW.
SO TO PUT ALL OF THESE PIECES TOGETHER.
I WENT TO THE CASHIER, AND AS I WAS BUYING MY DRINK I UNWRAPPED MY RIGHTFULLY OWNED 5HR RED/BLACK 5 HOUR ENERGY INTO MY DRINK AND SHE ASKS
"SWEETY WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM?" NOW I AM FUCKING DISRESPECTED HERE AS SHE IS TALKING TO ME LIKE A CHILD EVEN THOUGH I AM A GROWN FUCKING MAN. PROBABLY DUE TO ME BEING 5'8 BUT I DIGRESS. I EXPLAIN TO HER I BOUGHT IT FROM ANOTHER STORE BUT SHE SAYS "SWEATY, I'VE BEEN WORKING HERE 7 YEARS YOU CAN'T FOOL ME" NOW, I FIGURED IT OUT! THIS FUCKING BITCH THOUGHT I STOLE A 5 HOUR ENERGY! LUCKILY FOR ME, I STILL HAD MY RECIEPT! THANK GOD! I SHOWED IT TO THAT FUCKIGN WHORE TO SHUT HER UP. THE RECIPET AND MY STORY MATCHED 1:1
If this were a male cashier, this story would've ended here with being a light chuckle at most. sadly i was not so lucky.
SHE THREATEND TO CALL THE FUCKING COPS IF I DIDNT ADMIT TO STEALING IT!!!! YES YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, EVEN THOUGH THERE WERE 2 UNDENIABLE PROOFS THAT I HAD BOUGHT IT FROM ANOTHER STORE (COLORS NOT MATCHING UP + RECIPET) SHE STILL DIDN'T FUCKING CARE! SHE AUTOMATICALLY ASSUMED I WAS A CRIMINAL SINCE I WAS BLACK AND 5'8!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
NOW, AS I HAD MENTIONED BEFORE I AM EXTERME HIGH INHIB AND I DID NOT WANT TO FUCKING DEAL WITH THE COPS OVER A 4 DOLLAR ENERGY DRINK SO I JUST COUGHED UP THE MONEY TO THE BITCH AND ENDED UP BUYING THE SAME DRINK TWICE!!!!!!!
STUPID FUCKING BITCH I HOPE SHE GETS RAPED!!! HOLY FUCK!!! I SWEAR TO GOD IF MY BONES WERE A FEW INCHES TALLER AND MY SKIN A FEW SHADES LIGHTER NON OF THIS SHIT WOULD'VE FUCKING HAPPEN!!! HOPE SHE GETS MUDRDED BY A PACK OF WILD GHETTO NIGGERS AS REVENGE!!!!
@Ron.Belgrade @PersonaDickcel @Pancakecel @Lonelyus @RegularManlet @Mortis GTFIH!!!!!
OKAY SO THE STORY STARTED WHEN I WHEN GROCERY SHOPPING, YOU KNOW THE USUAL SHIT EGGS MILK BREAD ETC AND I WAS AT THE SELF CHECKOUT SINCE I AM EXTREME HIGH INHIB AND DO NOT WANT TO INTERACT WITH THE FOID AND NORMIES AT THE CASHEIR. NOW AS YOU MIGHT KNOW THERE'S THESE LITTLE THINGS LIKE FOOD OR GUM AT THE CHECKOUT YOU CAN BUY ON YOUR WAY OUT, AND I GRABBED THIS RED AND BLACK 5 HOUR ENERGY (IMPORTANT REMEMBER LATER) AND GUM.
(IT LOOKED LIKE THIS)
NOW I WANTED TO GET A FOUNTAIN DRINK, SO I WENT OVER TO A GAS STATION TO GET SOME OF THAT SWEET SODAS FOR MY 5 HOUR LATE NIGHT GAMING SESSION LATER.
YOU MIGHT ALREADY KNOW THIS, BUT GAS STATIONS OR ATLEAST THE ONE NEAR ME DOES NOT HAVE A SELF-CHECKOUT SO YOU ARE FORCED TO TALK TO THE FOID/NORMIE AT THE STATION. NOW THIS USUALLY ISNT A PROBLEM FOR ME, AS THERE'S USUALLY A MUTUAL AGREMENT TO GET US BOTH DONE WITH THIS AS FAST AS POSSIBLE SO I JUST GIVE THEM THE CASH AND GO.
NOW AT THIS POINT I HAVE SELECTED MY DRINK AND I AM READY TO CHECKOUT, BUT DECIDED TO POUR MY 5HOUR ENERGY (THE RED ONE) into my drink, to water down the taste since it's fucking disgusting and keep the caffeine.
THIS IS THE RAGEFUEL PART.
NOW, THERE WAS THIS LITTLE STAND OF 5 HOUR ENERGIES AT THE CHECKOUT, AND IT LOOKED LIKE THIS
NOW THE KEY DIFFERNCE BETWEEN MY 5HR AND THIS STAND WAS, THERE WAS NO RED/BLACK ONE.
JUST MY LUCK, THE CASHIER IS A FAT, TATTOOED AND HAS HEAVY EYELINER AND MAKEUP BUT STILL A 3/10 WHITE TRASH BITCH AND PROBABLY HAD A HIDDEN ACE OF SPADES TATTOO. YOU CAN PROBABLY PICTURE HER ATTITUDE/VOICE BY NOW.
SO TO PUT ALL OF THESE PIECES TOGETHER.
I WENT TO THE CASHIER, AND AS I WAS BUYING MY DRINK I UNWRAPPED MY RIGHTFULLY OWNED 5HR RED/BLACK 5 HOUR ENERGY INTO MY DRINK AND SHE ASKS
"SWEETY WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM?" NOW I AM FUCKING DISRESPECTED HERE AS SHE IS TALKING TO ME LIKE A CHILD EVEN THOUGH I AM A GROWN FUCKING MAN. PROBABLY DUE TO ME BEING 5'8 BUT I DIGRESS. I EXPLAIN TO HER I BOUGHT IT FROM ANOTHER STORE BUT SHE SAYS "SWEATY, I'VE BEEN WORKING HERE 7 YEARS YOU CAN'T FOOL ME" NOW, I FIGURED IT OUT! THIS FUCKING BITCH THOUGHT I STOLE A 5 HOUR ENERGY! LUCKILY FOR ME, I STILL HAD MY RECIEPT! THANK GOD! I SHOWED IT TO THAT FUCKIGN WHORE TO SHUT HER UP. THE RECIPET AND MY STORY MATCHED 1:1
If this were a male cashier, this story would've ended here with being a light chuckle at most. sadly i was not so lucky.
SHE THREATEND TO CALL THE FUCKING COPS IF I DIDNT ADMIT TO STEALING IT!!!! YES YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, EVEN THOUGH THERE WERE 2 UNDENIABLE PROOFS THAT I HAD BOUGHT IT FROM ANOTHER STORE (COLORS NOT MATCHING UP + RECIPET) SHE STILL DIDN'T FUCKING CARE! SHE AUTOMATICALLY ASSUMED I WAS A CRIMINAL SINCE I WAS BLACK AND 5'8!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
NOW, AS I HAD MENTIONED BEFORE I AM EXTERME HIGH INHIB AND I DID NOT WANT TO FUCKING DEAL WITH THE COPS OVER A 4 DOLLAR ENERGY DRINK SO I JUST COUGHED UP THE MONEY TO THE BITCH AND ENDED UP BUYING THE SAME DRINK TWICE!!!!!!!
STUPID FUCKING BITCH I HOPE SHE GETS RAPED!!! HOLY FUCK!!! I SWEAR TO GOD IF MY BONES WERE A FEW INCHES TALLER AND MY SKIN A FEW SHADES LIGHTER NON OF THIS SHIT WOULD'VE FUCKING HAPPEN!!! HOPE SHE GETS MUDRDED BY A PACK OF WILD GHETTO NIGGERS AS REVENGE!!!!
@Ron.Belgrade @PersonaDickcel @Pancakecel @Lonelyus @RegularManlet @Mortis GTFIH!!!!!