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SmugMohito

SmugMohito

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I was 12 and it had been a month since my uncle's fit resulted in him marrying a latino-black hybrid almost 10 years younger than him. She was about 23 years old. She had a nice ass, tall dark hair, baby bearing hips, a fine set of breast, and a pretty face. She had the spic looks with the black body. It was an absolute kino mixture. The other men in my family seemed to think so as well. Chads and incels alike got boners seeing her parade around our houses because she only wore the shortest of clothes until she had to go somewhere important. Then she wore jet black and blood red dresses that showed off her milkers and ass.


One evening later and me, my dad, 5 of my cousins, 3 of my uncles, and my neighbor just got done with bear watching (my uncle swore there was a bear outside) and we came to the living room to relax but then we caught a glimpse of my step aunt. She was in these yoga pants and sports bra sensually eating a granola bra while she lightly humped the couch. My neighbor, attempting to drown the arousal with some boner killing Dilf (that channel with all the deformed people and gross medical stuff) but couldn't find the remote. She told us that it was under the couch and she bent over to look for it. 50% of her ass was sticking out and the rest looked like it was about to bust out of her pants. Seconds after that she started making these thrusting sounds. We couldn't hide it any longer.


My neighbor raced back to his house, my uncles and dad fought eachother for the bathroom downstairs and me and my cousins had to fight it out for the upstairs one. I had 5 cousins to fight for control of the upstairs bathroom. One of my cousins tripped, another got thrown into a room, another said "f this" and decided to fap in one of the upstairs rooms, and I had to wrestle my last two cousins for the spot. My heart was racing from the wrestle but I feared that wasting time would have killed my boner so I just pretended I was wrestling my aunt. One of them did that too and he ended up ejaculating all over himself and ran back downstairs. I gave the last one whatever was in my pocket for my final cousin to go away.

By the time I made it in the bathroom I couldn't even comprehend what happened. It felt like my body did all of that on its own. It started happening again when I ripped my pants off and saw my twitching diamond hard pecker. The only thing I knew about masturbation was that all I had to do was wet it up and rub it till I cum. I didn't need to wet it up because that clear precum stuff leaked out of me when I was wrestling with my cousins. 8 minutes of fantasizing about having sex with my step aunt later and I finally ejaculated. I still knew sex would have been better but the urge to rip my aunt's pants off and anal her finally went away. My cousins finished shortly after too. None of us wanted to look our step aunt in the eye after that but lucky for us, our uncle remembered he was married to her and took her back to his house for some shagging. We spent the rest of the day watching freaks on Dilf.


To this day I'm still kind of attracted to my step aunt. The 2 kids and the aging looks like it's about to ruin her face though. She looks kind of cute but you can see that age is getting to her. It's like the "black don't crack" meme and the whole "spics spoil the second they turn 30" meme have been fighting each other.
 
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I was 5 and I rubbed my pp with my palm while I flipped through porn mags, didn't cum for the 1st 3 times because I didn't know aboit cumming.
 
6th grade jerked it to my algebra teacher who was a hot skinny blonde foid
 
TL;DR. Sorry bro but I’m not reading a wall of text about you jacking off.

My first fap was to Anna Kournikova. I had a magazine with pics of her in a bikini and that’s basically it tbh.
 
Not much to tell, i was 11-12 and learned it from friends at school, tried it when i got home with porn on VHS.:feelsokman:
 
early 2014 when i was 13 i played with my dick and started stroking it back and forth under the covers. felt good. eventually ejaculated. little did i know only dark times could lie ahead once i began my journey down that dark path...
 
TL;DR. Sorry bro but I’m not reading a wall of text about you jacking off.
tl;dr: My aunt made me and my cousins get boners and we wrestled eachother for the upstairs bathroom. I won and fapped to her.
 
I was experimenting in the shower when I was 13, no porn just imagination.

I also got very painful headaches after I nutted but they went away
 
When I was 11 in the bath tub
 
I was 13, and I had been stroking for awhile but never actually orgaismed. When I finally did I freaked out because I didn't know what it was.
 
I remember it like it was yesterday. It was a Flower Tucci bangbros video. She was getting fucked and she squirted everywhere. She had hot pink spandex. I liked her cuz she looked like my friends mom. When cum squirted out her ass and pussy simultaneously i busted a fat nut. My brother was upstairs, i had to be discreet with the clean up. I was confused about the cum out my dick, i thought my dick was broken or something. If came out like volcano, lots and lots of cum. Made me lightheaded. I cleaned up and said i was never doing that again. Here i am still fapping. This was before i got banned from family pc for porn. I can tell that story another time.
 
Everyone remembers their first fap, but never their second one.
 
Your aunt has a big ass?
Yes. I can't control myself when I see a big ass and a pretty face. Or even an average face.

hy was you step aunt dry humping the couch and sucking a granola bar with 11 dudes watching her?
I'm not sure. Before she had kids she was this easy going ditsy harlot. She just did random erotic things for attention.
 
I was 13, and I had been stroking for awhile but never actually orgaismed. When I finally did I freaked out because I didn't know what it was.
exactly the same experience
 
Yes. I can't control myself when I see a big ass and a pretty face. Or even an average face.
If you ever want to hang out at your aunts house let me know.
 
If you ever want to hang out at your aunts house let me know.
My uncle and two kids probably ravaged her clown hole. Plus she isn't really so slutty anymore when people come over. Kids ruin everything.
 
My uncle and two kids probably ravaged her clown hole. Plus she isn't really so slutty anymore when people come over. Kids ruin everything.
If she's starting not to look good now then I don't know. It also depends if you live far.
 
If she's starting not to look good now then I don't know. It also depends if you live far.
She still looks...alright for a women in her early 30s. Her body looks a bit frumpy though. I think that's the spic in her.
 
didn't read anything here.

thread is gay AF
 
fapped to sex hotline ads at 3 in the morning, I just did it out of instinct
 
nigga my brain aint that big
 
My first time fapping is when I was 15. I’m surprised on how most people started at 12 or 11. I guess puberty came to me late. I busted a nut watching hot girls wearing tight sport shirts on my phone. I freaked out because I thought something was wrong with my dick.
 
tl;dr: My aunt made me and my cousins get boners and we wrestled eachother for the upstairs bathroom. I won and fapped to her.
Volcel you could’ve fucked ur Aunt.
 
She was in these yoga pants and sports bra sensually eating a granola bra while she lightly humped the couch.
Are you sure you weren't just watching a porno
 
I was 12 or 13 and I saw some hot slut in a music video when I was watching tv downstairs by myself........
 
I grabbed some proactiv acne cream and started jacking off with it while watching an HBO late night soft core porn.
 
I had seen porn before, but the concept of masturbation wasn't something I knew about. I barely knew what sex was, all I knew was that the women I saw in my dad's magazines, I wanted to kiss me and be all over me.

But my first bout of masturbation had little to do with sexual fantasy. I was 12, and it was Halloween night. My sisters and I had just gotten home from Trick or Treating, and we had all decided to sleep in the same room together, forming a cozy autumn den as proof against the chilly Halloween night. Everyone else was asleep, but I was awake. I wasn't horny or anything, but I felt like the coziest of comfycels, wrapped up in my blanket, surrounded by warmth and plenty. So I wrapped myself up and rolled around in my blankets, spinning in blankets, and the friction caused me to purge my snorkel. I remember it not feeling that good. Almost like passing a kidney stone. But not that painful. But from what sex education I was able to gather up to that point, I had a good idea about what had just happened to me.
 
I jerked off to this slut from my school's Instagram page when I was 14.
 
in basement of house, it was a sunny sunday morning/afternoon, wasn't alone in the house my grandma was upstairs - i don't remember material i fapped to, fapped till i orgasmed but nothing came out then felt a wave of shame and guilt, felt wrong and it took me 10-15 years to later to realize it really was wrong and reason i probably stunted my growth and testerone levels was doing that daily till 20-25
 
Was 5 or 6. Playing MegaMan on SNES. Couldn't beat a stage so I took a quick break to masturbate to relieve some stress and tension. After a quick masturbation session I'd find myself being more calm and being able to pass levels I couldn't even dream of passing previously. So I stick my hand down my shorts and close my eyes.
Next thing I know my Mom is shouting at me and so I open my eyes and she is standing in the doorway. I quickly take my hand out of my shorts. She asks what I was doing. I said I was just scratching. She asks what I was doing. I say I don't know. She asks what I was doing. I say I was doing nothing. She says I have one more time to tell the truth. She asks what I was doing. I say I don't know I'm sorry. She comes over and starts whooping me good then when she finishes she tells me to turn everything off and go to bed and I better be ready when my Dad comes home. So Dad comes home. Mom tells him what happened. He proceeds to whip me. As you know masturbation is a sin.
Earliest memory I have. Real cool shit.
I was 12 and it had been a month since my uncle's fit resulted in him marrying a latino-black hybrid almost 10 years younger than him. She was about 23 years old. She had a nice ass, tall dark hair, baby bearing hips, a fine set of breast, and a pretty face. She had the spic looks with the black body. It was an absolute kino mixture. The other men in my family seemed to think so as well. Chads and incels alike got boners seeing her parade around our houses because she only wore the shortest of clothes until she had to go somewhere important. Then she wore jet black and blood red dresses that showed off her milkers and ass.


One evening later and me, my dad, 5 of my cousins, 3 of my uncles, and my neighbor just got done with bear watching (my uncle swore there was a bear outside) and we came to the living room to relax but then we caught a glimpse of my step aunt. She was in these yoga pants and sports bra sensually eating a granola bra while she lightly humped the couch. My neighbor, attempting to drown the arousal with some boner killing Dilf (that channel with all the deformed people and gross medical stuff) but couldn't find the remote. She told us that it was under the couch and she bent over to look for it. 50% of her ass was sticking out and the rest looked like it was about to bust out of her pants. Seconds after that she started making these thrusting sounds. We couldn't hide it any longer.


My neighbor raced back to his house, my uncles and dad fought eachother for the bathroom downstairs and me and my cousins had to fight it out for the upstairs one. I had 5 cousins to fight for control of the upstairs bathroom. One of my cousins tripped, another got thrown into a room, another said "f this" and decided to fap in one of the upstairs rooms, and I had to wrestle my last two cousins for the spot. My heart was racing from the wrestle but I feared that wasting time would have killed my boner so I just pretended I was wrestling my aunt. One of them did that too and he ended up ejaculating all over himself and ran back downstairs. I gave the last one whatever was in my pocket for my final cousin to go away.

By the time I made it in the bathroom I couldn't even comprehend what happened. It felt like my body did all of that on its own. It started happening again when I ripped my pants off and saw my twitching diamond hard pecker. The only thing I knew about masturbation was that all I had to do was wet it up and rub it till I cum. I didn't need to wet it up because that clear precum stuff leaked out of me when I was wrestling with my cousins. 8 minutes of fantasizing about having sex with my step aunt later and I finally ejaculated. I still knew sex would have been better but the urge to rip my aunt's pants off and anal her finally went away. My cousins finished shortly after too. None of us wanted to look our step aunt in the eye after that but lucky for us, our uncle remembered he was married to her and took her back to his house for some shagging. We spent the rest of the day watching freaks on Dilf.


To this day I'm still kind of attracted to my step aunt. The 2 kids and the aging looks like it's about to ruin her face though. She looks kind of cute but you can see that age is getting to her. It's like the "black don't crack" meme and the whole "spics spoil the second they turn 30" meme have been fighting each other.
lol I just like how you used the term "milkers"
Man of culture tbh
I also say that in my head when referring to bitches
 
Did it at 12 after thinking of Kim K
 
I was 10 years old, i was playing a game on the PlayStation 2 called Destroy All Humans, the game is rife with dumb roasties, i found out that zapping them with electricity using the Zap-O-Matic and blasting their brains off with the anal probe was intensely sexually arousing, the first and main weapon Cryptosporidium and his second, the 137th clone of Cryptosporidium, a cheeky alien lad who belongs to a race of infertile alien fuckers, now goes on earth to find out what the fuck's happend to 136: the evil hugh-mans got him, so creeptoe gets to murder humans, you play as him, killing the dumb farm roasties or the suburbanite stacy cunts, ERing left and right and blowing their brains off in order to harvest furon dna to make fewrons have dicks and pussies again, it made tenyears old me veryveryvery stiff, it still does to this day, 11 years and some months later.
 
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Was molested as a kid, around 9 to mid teens. Was supposed to just be a massage and loosen me up... felt so good I kept doing it myself. If only I'd had someone my own age to play doctor with, a neighbor or willing cousin - it's over for me.
 
Don’t remember precisely, but I do remember I was scared that I fucked up my dick when ejaculation occured kek jfl
 

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